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Started dating a girl.. who watches dolphin porn
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Broder Salsa
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I did not know such a thing existed, but google image search has definitively learnt me otherwise just now. Not sure how you even arrange a handie like that, but someone did.
An idiot showed me that video on his phone when I was 14... I felt bad for more than a week after seeing it. Why do people look at that kind of shit?
Christina Mackenzie
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*applause*
fucking hell, last time I use the space bar to page down in Neogaf. That popping up right in front of me fucking killed me.
scar tissue
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The scat porn is the actual problem here. Do you want to kiss a girl who may have eaten shit?
Dolphin porn...uh...depends which way the fucking goes, I guess.
I'd say a male dolphin fucking a willing human could be called consensual (the dolphin initiated it, after all), a man fucking a dolphin is pretty much rape and inherently wrong.
Dolphin porn...uh...depends which way the fucking goes, I guess.
I'd say a male dolphin fucking a willing human could be called consensual (the dolphin initiated it, after all), a man fucking a dolphin is pretty much rape and inherently wrong.
brianjones
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neogaf is basically 4chan now
this thread had me do some googling, apparently that's not the case.
Maybe 1 in 30 threads.
this dude... this dude is like a dolphin sex lawyer. he knows whats up.
OP if your girl is in trouble, hire this man.
Sephiroth503
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That would be amazing.
GAF -> Internet -> GAF
Sviatoslav
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I'm sure Kotaku is writing a story on this as we speak.
PowderedToast
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how old are you OP? behind closed doors, everyone is a freak
you either;
a. are in denial
b. don't know it yet
you either;
a. are in denial
b. don't know it yet
perfectchaos007
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Dolphins and humans are nothing but mammals...
DJ Crimson
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Did she enjoy this King of the Hill encounter?
Edit: Damn, it's been posted a couple of times already. That's what I get for only reading the first five pages.
Crazy thread, crazy but funny.
The fact the OP has bailed on his own thread seems to enforce the idea this is a troll thread / tag fishing thread, he was acting like he was caught.
Any who, if a lady eats shit and / or fucks animals ..... well she would be off my list. I like a bit of kink but that stuff Is just plain fucked up.
The fact the OP has bailed on his own thread seems to enforce the idea this is a troll thread / tag fishing thread, he was acting like he was caught.
Any who, if a lady eats shit and / or fucks animals ..... well she would be off my list. I like a bit of kink but that stuff Is just plain fucked up.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Mysterious Stranger
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Winnie the Pimp
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alright... why the FUCK i am still reading this thread??
Red Liquorice
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You mean /fin.
You can really test whether this is a real fetish or just a weird search by making subtle dolphin-like clicking noises next time you have sex.
Every time you have sex, take on the personality of The Dolphin a tiny bit more until in a few months you'll be in full costume, awkwardly humping away in the bath while she feeds you whole fish and fingers your blowhole.
Every time you have sex, take on the personality of The Dolphin a tiny bit more until in a few months you'll be in full costume, awkwardly humping away in the bath while she feeds you whole fish and fingers your blowhole.
You're one of my very favourites.
Yeah. I don't really care what the OP does. I'm bailing out of this thread.
Chuckie
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So cute you'd fuck them?
Except her going to kiss him with some residual fecal matter in her mouth is more probable than a mouth full of dolphin semen. Unless she works at SeaWorld or something.
this reminded me that there is actually an episode of King of the Hill where Hank is raped by a dolphin.
im not kidding.
I always thought that was just an out of context picture. Isn't King of the Hill supposed to be one of the grounded ones? It is American Dad and Family Guy that are supposed to be crazy.
Captain_Spanky
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Post of the thread.
POWERSPHERE
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POWERSPHERE
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Baconsaurus Rex
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She's a keeper OP.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Damnit. Damnit so much
King of the Hill was always sorta 'grounded' but they ended up doing some pretty crazy shit in a lot of episodes.
it kinda reminds of Seinfeld, where its weird people getting into quirky problems with other weird people, but somehow it feels like it could all happen in real life. You have Hank/Jerry as the Straight Man and then just have everything be crazy around them.
ive read and heard rumors that dolphins will rape other dolphins, and sometimes humans as well, so, i guess it could really happen.
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