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[Perspicacity]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

Man, reminds me of that story of the women who would boil the heads of lobsters so that their tails would flap and pleasure her, and then during her period all this green goo started coming out because it had 'impregnated' her. Better pray that doesn't happen to you, OP.

This thread is absolutely disgusting. Continue.

 

[JohnDoe]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

I keed, I keed

 

[Az987]

Dress up like a dolphin for halloween and you're sure to get laid.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

See.

Dolphins are evil.

 

[LProtag]

I saw this thread and went "Yo. Yoooo." then I read it and went "Yoooooooooooooooo".

 

[ffdgh]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

....Damn nature you scary.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

That picture, it's not true right?

 

[G-Fex]

That picture, it's not true right?

Go to a wild Dolphin Cove and find out for us.

 

[purg3]

dolphin rape caves? WTF

 

[DukeBobby]

See.

Dolphins are evil.

 

[Skeyser]

they can wrap their penis around your legs

 

[G-Fex]

they can wrap their penis around your legs

you don't think so?

Think it's impossible? You'd be surprised.

 

[Ifrit]

Fucking beautiful hahaha

 

[diamount]

Bail out.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

they can wrap their penis around your legs

you don't think so?

Think it's impossible? You'd be surprised.

 

[Skeyser]

you don't think so?

Think it's impossible? You'd be surprised.

i think it's funny

 

[G-Fex]

probably like a horse but with a movable appendage of doom.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

probably like a horse but with a movable appendage of doom.

Somehow, you're making it worse lol.

 

[Kwixotik]

they can wrap their penis around your legs

They can strangle you to death with their dicks.

 

[FallingEdge]

Winner in the first round via tap out by dick choke.

 

[Saty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZMy0x6o3t4M

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

Dolphin. Rape. Cave.

This is ebbing towards "best thread ever" status extremely slowly ... and oh so sensually.

But for realsies bro - she Om-Nom'd poo? she's got some of that deep seeded shit meng. Think along the lines of OCD or a serious physical/mental disease or anything like that... are you willing to sacrifice and be understanding about this disorder of sorts?

If not yous gots ta bail. Stat.

Or you know ... three way with a dolphin baby whaaaaaaT!!!!!!!

 

[Tallshortman]

I seriously can't tell if this is a troll thread or not.

 

[FallingEdge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSh2s_lmthI

Long live American Dolphin

 

[Jackpot]

Well that too. Don't ever ever ever watch 2 girls 1 cup. Ever!

Did you know one of the girls in that vid has done the same thing with her real-life mom? And that her mom has also had sex with a horse?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Did you know one of the girls in that vid has done the same thing with her real-life mom? And that her mom has also had sex with a horse?

I didn't or really didn't want to know :/
Video is scary/creepy/scarring.

 

[RionaaM]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

WTF did I just read? I'm not sleeping tonight, thanks a lot GAF!

Did you know one of the girls in that vid has done the same thing with her real-life mom? And that her mom has also had sex with a horse?

I won't ask you how do you know that. I'll just assume that never happened and life happily ever after.
Also, the poo in that vid is totally fake.

 

[G-Fex]

I forgot that politician lady in italy or some euro country who is porn star also supposedly did stuff with a horse.

and yes feces fetish is dangerous and bacteria and disease is no joke.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

 

[Double D]

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

This thread makes want to have sex with myself.

 

[UrbanRats]

I forgot that politician lady in italy or some euro country who is porn star also supposedly did stuff with a horse.

and yes feces fetish is dangerous and bacteria and disease is no joke.

What about bacteria porn?
--
Anyway, in case OP is not trolling around, if you care about her just talk to her about it.
Sexuality is not something you can control or consciously choose, but i guess there are ways to cope and live with it in the most decent way possible.
I don't know what her attitude towards this she has, but just casting her aside as a weirdo could end up making more harm than good.

(this regarding the bestiality, which is illegal and immoral to some extents, the scat fetish, it's her business i guess)

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Wow. That has to be the worse way to die in the history of deaths.

 

[Prologue]

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Yes or no is that blue dolphin rape infographic real?

 

[[Clark Gable]]

Whatever floats your boat, who am I too judge?

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Bail out.

OP Make sure you say "So long and thanks for all the fish"

 

[storafötter]

ahahahaha

it's just a fetish dude, i doubt she's gonna hunt down some dolphins for sexy times

A fetish starts somewhere. I understand that it is difficult to hunt down dolphins to have sex with, but other animals are easier targets (pets anyone?). Zoophilia is far normal than people like to admit. It is no laughing matter.

 

[Cat Party]

Yes or no is that blue dolphin rape infographic real?

Appears to be fake. No hits for Scott Randleston or the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton other than citations to this story.

 

[Demon Ice]

HAHAHAHAHA

Jesus


Also, TIL there's dolphin porn. I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Trojita]

This thread has gone for a loop.

 

[sleepykyo]

From the last thread
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/06/06/jessica_alba_avoids_horny_dolphins/

 

[B1gg_Randall]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

That cant be real.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

A fetish starts somewhere. I understand that it is difficult to hunt down dolphins to have sex with, but other animals are easier targets (pets anyone?). Zoophilia is far normal than people like to admit. It is no laughing matter.

Are you saying that people who have sex with animals are rapist?

 

[davepoobond]

how explicit are these videos?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

From the last thread
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/06/06/jessica_alba_avoids_horny_dolphins/

That's real?

If so, pretty funny.

 

[SugarDaddy]

Are you saying that people who have sex with animals are rapist?

Well they can't exactly give consent... So technically, it is rape.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

Well they can't exactly give consent... So technically, it is rape.

The Supreme Court would argue this.

 

[Nose Master]

Well they can't exactly give consent... So technically, it is rape.

But, what if the tail's wagging?

Also: You had me up until the scat bits. Grossss.

 

[lazorexplosion]

What kind of sick, twisted, wrong person would check another person's porn folder.