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Started dating a girl.. who watches dolphin porn

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equap

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For those of you just joining us...
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BPRD is dating a shit-eating dolphin fucker... And that's really all there is to it.
gotta be fake! gotta be.
 

Epcott

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Glorious thread...

Dolphin rape caves, prehensile penises, fecal fetish, inter-species intercourse with canines, google search backfire, Jessica Alba squeezed by a flock of dolphin dicks... this thread is amazing.

Thank you to all involved.
 
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How the hell is this not on the first page? I'm disappointed GAF...

Also, dolphin rape cave? It sounds like a hideout where a scooby doo villain would hide out...
 

Sushigod7

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I once dated a girl who was into horses. It turned out well, I'm a jockey and she kept my horse happy in the down time. True story I'm serious.
 

BPRD

Banned
Dear god what have I created.

Update: I'm ending it, in a couple of days
on a lighter note I've decided to move from Texas to either Stockholm Sweden, or Vienna or Salzburg Austria. So my next month will be planning all of that.

You are welcome to the freaks who seem to have climaxed to this thread. It is yours now
 
Dear god what have I created.

Update: I'm ending it, in a couple of days
on a lighter note I've decided to move from Texas to either Stockholm Sweden, or Vienna or Salzburg Austria. So my next month will be planning all of that.

You are welcome to the freaks who seem to have climaxed to this thread. It is yours now

Whaddya mean in a....few days?
 

McLovin

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im going to have freaky sex.. this thread was full of great advice, the other side said bail which I am
Shit in her mouth. That way you can say, " I shat in my ex's mouth and then I dumped her." Don't know why you would want to say it, but its a cool story to have in your back pocket.
 

Cronox

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I find it funny that the according to gaf theory the porn this girl watches is automatically what she's into in real life... Having looked at most fetishes, I'm still into vanilla sex. The OP blew this out of proportion.
 
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