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Started dating a girl.. who watches dolphin porn
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Goodacre0081
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Dive in.
holy shit
Blackace
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TOP SHOTTA
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Live Free or Die
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Wow just... I don't know what to say.
ChocolateCupcakes
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This is exactly why I waited to read this thread at home. Lol.
Barbacoatl
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Oh man.
RyougaSaotome
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SunhiLegend just brought this already legendary thread to another level.
Coworkers keep asking me why I'm laughing at my computer. I can't tell them the truth.
SO GOOD.
Coworkers keep asking me why I'm laughing at my computer. I can't tell them the truth.
SO GOOD.
Sviatoslav
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lawnmower?
Schadenfreude
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Oh man, Sunhi, I am cracking up right now. Bravo, sir.
Vulcano's assistant
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It's from The Motorcycle Diaries. She is a prostitute that works on a boat and she is telling the man a story about the natives of the area having sexual intercourse with river dolphins in order to get him horny.
Dr.Horrible
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So glad I clicked this thread. That gif is absolutely amazing. Thank you 
And again, we bow before the God of .GIFs and give thanks.
LiquidMetal14
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MOTHER OF ALL DAMNNATION THAT GIF LOL
what anime is this from?
If only you read it.
Wow. I totally missed that. :0
SMT
this show is not Breaking Bad why is it not Breaking Bad? it should be Breaking Bad dammit Breaking Bad
This combined with the photo has become a meme on Gaf.
I also forgot the anime, help me out!
evilromero
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I read the whole thing. I'm glad I did.
DarkLegion
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Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.
How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..
Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW
other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2
I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.
As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.
I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.
AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!
How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..
Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW
other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2
I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.
As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.
I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.
AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!
Souless_PJ
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My advice - get some ass to mouth before breaking it off. Sounds like something she would be down for
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