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Started dating a girl.. who watches dolphin porn

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Jibbed

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I find it funny that the according to gaf theory the porn this girl watches is automatically what she's into in real life... Having looked at most fetishes, I'm still into vanilla sex. The OP blew this out of proportion.

Chances are if you have files stored on your computer of said fetish, you've more than just 'looked at it'.
 

McLovin

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Sir, what are you implying?
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Jibbed

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Doesn't mean you do it or would though.

Right.

1. Looking at dolphin porn at all is one thing in itself. Maybe it's out of curiosity, or maybe it's because it's funny, or you've been linked to it as a joke. Whatever.

2. Viewing said dolphin porn multiple times on multiple sites is fucked up. Yes, this is shit some people enjoy watching, but it's still fucked up to 99.99999% of the rest of us.

3. Downloading and storing dolphin porn is just plain wrong. Why would you need to view the same files again? Why would you keep it on your computer anyway?

I really can't believe there's some people in here trying to defend the sexual preferences of someone that obviously is a little more than curious about fucking a dolphin.

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Right.

Looking at dolphin porn at all is one thing in itself. Maybe it's out of curiosity, or maybe it's because it's funny, or you've been linked to it as a joke. Whatever.

Viewing said dolphin porn multiple times on multiple sites is fucked up. Yes, this is shit some people enjoy watching, but it's still fucked up to 99.99999% of the rest of us.

Downloading and storing dolphin porn is just plain wrong. Why would you need to view the same files again? Why would you keep it on your computer anyway?

I really can't believe there's some people in here trying to defend the sexual preferences of someone that obviously is a little more than curious about fucking a dolphin.

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Wait, I might have missed something. She had dolphin porn stored in her computer? I thought it was just some site.

Also, I'm not trying to defend this. Check my posts I talked about what I thought of said sexual preferences.

Second line in the OP:

I found a few videos of it in a folder on her desktop.

Lol.

Hey man! I got caught up in the shock! :p
 

PJV3

Member
She sounds like my kind of woman. No more Valentine's gift hassle, squeeze out a brown and bob's your uncle.
 

McLovin

Member
This thread kind of reminds me of that poster who has an anime frog avi. He nonchalantly said he wouldn't mind fucking a dolphin in the blow hole.
 

Air

Banned
OK, we can turn off the internet now. You won it. We can deliver it to your place by tomorrow morning.

The best part about the .gif is when it passes the image with boobs and scrolls back up and looks at it for a couple of seconds. The little things you know.
 

Ether_Snake

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I wouldn't bother with the girl. There are other pretty girls out there man.

The sex won't matter when you wake up one morning with her telling you jokes with a sock puppet... made out of your dick.
 

Riggs

Banned
Dude Sunhi you are too good for your own good. The only way this is going to end is your ultimate destruction.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
The best part about the .gif is when it passes the image with boobs and scrolls back up and looks at it for a couple of seconds. The little things you know.
Fuck, it's true! I'm dying of laughter over here lol. I love how a thread that amused me during the day ends up making me laugh again once I come home at night, and look at all the images that my work's proxy had blocked. These last days have been awesome here.
 
I might regret asking this... but what the fuck is dolphin porn?

Are we talking about Dolphin on Dolphin? Man + Dolphin? Woman + Dolphin? Dolphin + Tuna? I just... what?
 
Chances are if you have files stored on your computer of said fetish, you've more than just 'looked at it'.

There are things that I've watched and fantasized about regularly that I would never in a million years want to actually participate in. I can't speak for this girl (assuming this isn't just a troll topic) but the porn I consume is in no way indicative of my sexual habits. Sometimes a fantasy is meant to stay that way.
 

The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
This thread kind of reminds me of that poster who has an anime frog avi. He nonchalantly said he wouldn't mind fucking a dolphin in the blow hole.

He didn't make a nonchalant comment, he made a thread who's premise was "would you fuck a dolphin if terrorists had your family"
 
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