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[Lionel Mandrake]

ROMEO

She speaks:
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.

JULIET

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

ROMEO

[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

JULIET

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

ROMEO

I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.

JULIET

What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night
So stumblest on my counsel?

ROMEO

I am willing to pee on you, or have you pee on me.
I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually.
This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because
It doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the
Overall disgust factor feces does.)
Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in
My face or mouth, and we do it in the shower
So it can be washed off.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Where the fuck do you live? Gommorah?

 

[RobbieNick]

Confront her. If she gets hostile, flip her, flip her, flip her the bird.

 

[BPRD]

Where the fuck do you live? Gommorah?

Houston, TX(Which is the 4th largest City in USA, we are not a small town of hicks if that is what people assume of all things Texan FWIW)

 

[nhlducks35]

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..

Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW

other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2

I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.

As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.

I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!

Good God.

 

[spindashing]

oh my god this is the BEST thing ever

 

[MadeWell]

Holy Shit!
Legend indeed

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..

Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW

other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2

I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.

As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.

I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!

WTF am I reading? In the past your friend was a freak for his scat addiction, but that time has past now and you'll willing to partake in watersports?

 

[BPRD]

...Romeo & Juliet...

Dude.... Don't do that to Shakespeare. What the hell Is wrong with you?

 

[BPRD]

WTF am I reading? In the past your friend was a freak for his scat addiction, but that time has past now and you'll willing to partake in watersports?

No he is still fully into it, but he moved to Colorado last year.. And yes I have been on the receiving end of urine, and dishing it out. But I think water sports mean you like... drink it? I never did that.

Urine, and Shit are two very different things.. To my understand urine is common for couples trying new things

 

[sleepykyo]

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals?

It is October. Simpsons Halloween.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA7QpBnuCe8

edit: On second thought, portrayals of dolphins as vicious killers might not go over to well.

 

[Sirius]

It's climbing the ranks, and with all the bandwidth drawn from sunhi's gif - it's only going to get better.

The way I see it, you're already dead.

 

[BPRD]

It is October. Simpsons Halloween.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA7QpBnuCe8

edit: On second thought, portrayals of dolphins as vicious killers might not go over to well.

Watch that again at the 1:12ish mark..

He says frightened and HORNY, in a town meeting involving Dolphins.

After creating this thread, and reading the posts, and the links.. I am starting to think this Human and Dolphin sexual thing was much more widespread than I thought. Don't some people think dolphins evolved from humans(or vice versa?)

Maybe that could be it! Some people are attracted to them for their intelligence and beauty(I never said I didn't think Dolphins were beautiful animals.) Maybe its just a step above interracial attraction, which is perfectly normal - usually even preferred(in my case.)

 

[DrBo42]

Alright, this can't be real.

 

[BPRD]

It's climbing the ranks, and with all the bandwidth drawn from sunhi's gif - it's only going to get better.

The way I see it, you're already dead.

So, she could dump me.. Which I was considering doing anyway, unless I get the scat situation figured out.. She might even find it funny(especially when she gets to that SunhiLegend GIF)

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

So, she could dump me.. Which I was considering doing anyway, unless I get the scat situation figured out.. She might even find it funny(especially when she gets to that SunhiLegend GIF)

She may also find it arousing.

 

[BPRD]

Alright, this can't be real.

dude I had a bigger what the hell is going on reaction than anyone in this thread when I discovered it existed. I am just trying to get answers, and come to terms with it.

If you thinks its fake, tagging? or whatever, there is the door. If the mods feel it, they can close the thread.

Do not ban me though please I am for real about this. I had no idea this would turn into a circus.

 

[DrBo42]

dude I had a bigger what the hell is going on reaction than anyone in this thread when I discovered it existed. I am just trying to get answers, and come to terms with it.

If you thinks its fake, tagging? or whatever, there is the door. If the mods feel it, they can close the thread.

Do not ban me though please I am for real about this. I had no idea this would turn into a circus.

 

[Canis lupus]

Thread is still going on lol? What have you guys been discussing?

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

I had no idea this would turn into a circus.

 

[ZeroRay]

To be honest, a lot of things I google end up having GAF on the first page of results.

 

[Shoogoo]

This thread.

This FUCKING thread.

 

[Aiii]

To be honest, a lot of things I google end up having GAF on the first page of results.

Google knows you like GAF, that's why.

 

[rodvik]

edited. My god.

 

[SeriousApes]

Is it like man on dolphin? Lesbian dolphin action? I'm trying to picture it... for research purposes.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

OH. MY. GOD. This fucking thread. Sunhi's gif, OP admitting he likes being peed on and vice versa...I can't take much more.

 

[Mudkips]

Google knows you like GAF, that's why.

Yeah, it's no where to be found when I do the search - I have all the search history and personalization shit turned off.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Oh Wow :lol :lol :lol

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

hahahaha im in tears.

 

[Sviatoslav]

No he is still fully into it, but he moved to Colorado last year.. And yes I have been on the receiving end of urine, and dishing it out. But I think water sports mean you like... drink it? I never did that.

Urine, and Shit are two very different things.. To my understand urine is common for couples trying new things

wat

 

[aj1467]

Dat GIF. Holy shit! So glad I decided to check up on this thread. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Salsa]

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..

Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW

other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2

I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.

As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.

I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!

fuckin AMAZING 10/10 back on track

 

[Hanmik]

and to think this is his first thread.,.. damn... my first thread was about "sony giving away E3 Tickets"...

gaf has come a long way.... Dolphin, feces, dogs, cosplay and now Urin... OP, you just keep this up and the world might reward you with a life.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

hahah wtf@OP response.

I vote a name change to "HUMANF*CKER"...

 

[Mudkips]

Srs advice get these and see where things go (NSFW I guess, so linking):
http://i.imgur.com/EsdAv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/yMnXf.jpg

No dolphin fleshlight that I can find, though. There is a blueish one called the Lavender Lady:
http://i.imgur.com/62ahK.jpg

 

[Sviatoslav]

So are there any weird fetishes left that this thread hasn't checked off already? Necrophilia perhaps?

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

Why this thread lives on?

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

 

[Deleted member 74300]

Was it Ecco The Dolphin rule 34? I would hope not.

 

[MisterNugNug]

Wait. So the OP is NOT going to break up with his GF, but is NOW trying to incorporate her kinks and fetishes into their sex life?

 

[Timedog]

I was about to make a thread but then people will say I"m tag fishing so I got scared, but this is the best thread to ask, I think:

Can I get fursuits off of amazon? I can't afford to pay for shipping and I want to look at fursuits. Somehow searching "fursuits" doesn't work, but as big as Amazon is I know there has to be fursuits on there. Help me GAF!

 

[MisterNugNug]

I was about to make a thread but then people will say I"m tag fishing so I got scared, but this is the best thread to ask, I think:

Can I get fursuits off of amazon? I can't afford to pay for shipping and I want to look at fursuits. Somehow searching "fursuits" doesn't work, but as big as Amazon is I know there has to be fursuits on there. Help me GAF!

Did Devo make a special request?

 

[Hanmik]

Wait. So the OP is NOT going to break up with his GF, but is NOW trying to incorporate her kinks and fetishes into their sex life?

and then he will break up..

 

[Timedog]

Did Devo make a special request?

NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.

 

[Nibel]

I fucking love OP and Sunhi

That idea with the dolphin head is so sweet and romantic

 

[MisterNugNug]

NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.

Yeah I'm not seeing any thing. My search history is really weird now.

 

[Aske]

NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.

You call your penis your 'captain'?

 

[Gouda Jouji]

This thread...

I...

this thread

 

[BPRD]

It will probably also be his last.

I actually already said I wouldn't make anymore threads because this kind of backfired, but we were awarded with a lot of knowledge, and a wonderful .gif

I don't think I should be banned though I was seeking advice. GAF is usually all helpful with girlage stuff, then I don't know what the hell happened...

 

[hateradio]

fuckin AMAZING 10/10 back on track

You're giving it too many points.