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Started dating a girl.. who watches dolphin porn

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Xzeon

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when the hell did I say I liked dolphin or dog sex? I said in the OP I was worried she might molest my dog if she had some kind of animal fetish. I only ordered the costume to have a bit of fun with her(and share the results on gaf.)

I don't think you read a single thing I wrote in this thread. so stop putting words in my mouth. I was kidding before, but now I will be very honest: you are REALLY a jerk.

FYI my siberian husky is dying on lymphoma right now(has a month or 2 left before I need to put him down), and its breaking my heart, and to have you call me a dog fckr really just pissed me off

so screw you dude

and you get the ignore treatment


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he mad too

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

i have no idea whats going on anymore.
 

BPRD

Banned
i have no idea whats going on anymore.

I saw one dog video off kazaa years and years ago in jr high. It was hot then, but I haven't seen that video or anything like it(besides the recent dolphin videos I found) since. I like normal porn. regular, run of the mill guy on girl.

goodnight
 

Xzeon

Banned
I saw one dog video off kazaa years and years ago in jr high. It was hot then, but I haven't seen that video or anything like it(besides the recent dolphin videos I found) since. I like normal porn. regular, run of the mill guy on girl.

goodnight

sorry about your dog dude.

i kinda feel bad now, a lot of personal info has been dragged out.

your just saying a bunch of crazy shit and want to be with this crazy girl whos also into crazy shit, but your trying to maintain that your normal or whatever.

to actually answer the question in the OP, if you REALLY think she might do something to your pets, i would break up with her.

people make threads about personal stuff like this and most of the time it spirals out of control. thread should prolly be closed.
 

amar212

Member
Okay GAF and all subscribers to this thread.

Advice needed.


Inspired by the humble nature of this thread I invested some time and effort to dig-out from the ruins of 20th century internet somewhat similar subject that is probably the most legendary forum-post in the history of Croatian internet - and I would like to add it to this interesting discussion regarding obsession with maritime animals in everyday behaviour of ordinary human.

However, I have a problem, because I can't judge is the posting of such content - which is a bit obscene by the nature - ban-worthy.

I just finished translating the original post to English, but I am not very clear about posting it, because it is... inconvenient more-less as the OP's.

Advise me can I post somewhat a bit obscene text inside spoiler-formats and mark it as NSFW in order to make it visible only to those really interested and avoid ban.
 

.la1n

Member
Okay GAF and all subscribers to this thread.

Advice needed.


Inspired by the humble nature of this thread I invested some time and effort to dig-out from the ruins of 20th century internet somewhat similar subject that is probably the most legendary forum-post in the history of Croatian internet - and I would like to add it to this interesting discussion regarding obsession with maritime animals in everyday behaviour of ordinary human.

However, I have a problem, because I can't judge is the posting of such content - which is a bit obscene by the nature - ban-worthy.

I just finished translating the original post to English, but I am not very clear about posting it, because it is... inconvenient more-less as the OP's.

Advise me can I post somewhat a bit obscene text inside spoiler-formats and mark it as NSFW in order to make it visible only to those really interested and avoid ban.

When in doubt, PM a Mod.
 
Except the dolphins...they are hurtin'

I assume its not dolphin on dolphin sex.

Are we talking beastiality here OP? Or is it two dolphins fucking?

It's fucking weird regardless. She has a few screws loose. Run fast.

Edit: okay it's human on dolphin. ~_~

I can't stand it when people on gaf take this stance. How are you guys so sure this isn't consensual? Why is it that every time an animal and a human decide to share each other, people here automatically imply forced sex or even rape? I'm not saying that it isn't possible but everyone is two quick to jump to the negative.
 

Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
I saw one dog video off kazaa years and years ago in jr high. It was hot then, but I haven't seen that video or anything like it(besides the recent dolphin videos I found) since. I like normal porn. regular, run of the mill guy on girl.

goodnight

What kind of dog was it? maybe we saw the same video. I think i got one off kazaa or limewire. I have a very vague memory of it but I'm thinking the one I saw was of a dalmation?

It was an older lady (like 40ish), chubby, and I think blonde. She was bent over on all fours, the dogs penis looked like a stretched out equilateral triangle, so I guess an isosceles? The video was taken from a fixed position from kind of far away so you couldn't see any up close action. I can't remember if I downloaded it or watched it on a friend's computer, but I'm thinking it was a pretty popular video at the time, like I ran into a video with a similar description a bunch of times while searching for other things.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
What kind of dog was it? maybe we saw the same video. I think i got one off kazaa or limewire. I have a very vague memory of it but I'm thinking the one I saw was of a dalmation?

It was an older lady (like 40ish), chubby, and I think blonde. She was bent over on all fours, the dogs penis looked like a stretched out equilateral triangle, so I guess an isosceles? The video was taken from a fixed position from kind of far away so you couldn't see any up close action. I can't remember if I downloaded it or watched it on a friend's computer, but I'm thinking it was a pretty popular video at the time, like I ran into a video with a similar description a bunch of times while searching for other things.
Thanks man, I really wanted to know all the little details about that vid. I seriously did.
 

Xzeon

Banned
I can't stand it when people on gaf take this stance. How are you guys so sure this isn't consensual? Why is it that every time an animal and a human decide to share each other, people here automatically imply forced sex or even rape? I'm not saying that it isn't possible but everyone is two quick to jump to the negative.

you can usually tell if an animal is in pain, or if the animal is enjoying something.

we make animals do all kinds of shit, like making them transport us places, testing chemicals on them, and chopping them up and eating them. im sure they consented to all these actions!

all im saying is, is that we can kinda do whatever we want to animals, but we draw the line at fucking them. the exception being if they are cute like dog or rabbits, then we dont want to hurt or eat them, at least here in murrica. but all the other animals, ye ok, kill em, skin em, eat em, make them do work, ride em, make em be in some ludicrous competitions. just dont fuck em.
 

Jibbed

Member
This thread is off the fucking rails, so weird.

Every time I revisit it (which I'm not entirely sure why I keep doing), more and more horrible shit has bubbled to the surface.

I'm scared.
 
How is it possible that this thread is getting weirder... it just... how?

Also, still waiting on the explanation of what the dolphin porn actually consisted of.
 

Chuckie

Member
I can't stand it when people on gaf take this stance. How are you guys so sure this isn't consensual? Why is it that every time an animal and a human decide to share each other, people here automatically imply forced sex or even rape? I'm not saying that it isn't possible but everyone is two quick to jump to the negative.

Wait....wut?
 

CoilShot

Member
What kind of dog was it? maybe we saw the same video. I think i got one off kazaa or limewire. I have a very vague memory of it but I'm thinking the one I saw was of a dalmation?

It was an older lady (like 40ish), chubby, and I think blonde. She was bent over on all fours, the dogs penis looked like a stretched out equilateral triangle, so I guess an isosceles? The video was taken from a fixed position from kind of far away so you couldn't see any up close action. I can't remember if I downloaded it or watched it on a friend's computer, but I'm thinking it was a pretty popular video at the time, like I ran into a video with a similar description a bunch of times while searching for other things.

Thanks man, I really wanted to know all the little details about that vid. I seriously did.

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BPRD

Banned
What kind of dog was it? maybe we saw the same video. I think i got one off kazaa or limewire. I have a very vague memory of it but I'm thinking the one I saw was of a dalmation?

It was an older lady (like 40ish), chubby, and I think blonde. She was bent over on all fours, the dogs penis looked like a stretched out equilateral triangle, so I guess an isosceles? The video was taken from a fixed position from kind of far away so you couldn't see any up close action. I can't remember if I downloaded it or watched it on a friend's computer, but I'm thinking it was a pretty popular video at the time, like I ran into a video with a similar description a bunch of times while searching for other things.

young, petite, autumn brown hair, very sexy! the girl though looked anorexic in her early to mid 20s, shaved. she was all over the place with that dog. It started in one room. in the floor, across the bed, she was just all over. then i guess she moved the camera away from that room, and it was just more quick thrusts move around. she didnt seem very good at it


addressing future 'wats' im kidding, I dont remember the dog much, I just liked seeing naked women. in those days with download speeds you had to use the material, couldnt wait another 6 hours for another video hoping it was actually what the description said.
 
Wait....wut?

yn-neko is still my favourite poster. This is him on a man busted in bestiality craiglist pimping thing:

Poor man just trying to get one off :( I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?


ALSO
WOOT NOT A JUNIOR ANYMORE!!
 

Iksenpets

Banned
You know, at sewing/cloth stores you can buy(what do they call them?) blue prints for different kinds of suits. use furry materials, add tail, and ears. a butt flap with buttons(these are so cute for going potty, and access for your likely intentional use.)

You can make it for dirt cheap...

I used to sew shirts and shorts made out of towels to use after swimming at the beach or the poor, or just sitting around in after a bath.. thats kind of furry... I was way ahead of my time on that creation

Of all the weird shit in this thread, this post has made my day, because now I'm imagining the confrontation between the OP and his GF over her being a shit-eating dolphin-fucker happening while they're both wearing handcrafted towel shorts.

Also the OP's theory that men evolved from dolphins deserves serious attention from the scientific community.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
young, petite, autumn brown hair, very sexy! the girl though looked anorexic in her early to mid 20s, shaved. she was all over the place with that dog. It started in one room. in the floor, across the bed, she was just all over. then i guess she moved the camera away from that room, and it was just more quick thrusts move around. she didnt seem very good at it


addressing future 'wats' im kidding, I dont remember the dog much, I just liked seeing naked women. in those days with download speeds you had to use the material, couldnt wait another 6 hours for another video hoping it was actually what the description said.
You didn't just call the dog "sexy", did you? No, I'm sure you didn't. From your description, it seems you were way more interested in the dog than the girl.

And I'm not sure I believe the "I'm kidding" part.
 

Xzeon

Banned
Of all the weird shit in this thread, this post has made my day, because now I'm imagining the confrontation between the OP and his GF over her being a shit-eating dolphin-fucker happening while they're both wearing handcrafted towel shorts.

Also the OP's theory that men evolved from dolphins deserves serious attention from the scientific community.

i keep missing bits of insanity.

the rabbit hole just keeps going.

i fucking love this thread.
 

histopher

Member
I came across some Dolphin porn a few years back, and just had to check it out. It wasn't the most horrifying thing I've seen on the internet, but was still weird as hell.

I told most of my friends about it, and showed them. We all found it really funny and I got the 'reputation' of being a dolphin lover.

I showed this thread to my friends and girlfriend.

Just one thing to consider - the perpetrators were always the trainers. Never trust a dolphin trainer...
 
Dolphin trainers have sex with dolphins. Whale biologists think they're better than everyone else. Is there some sort of inherent problem with the training they both receive?
 

Hanmik

Member
I just couldn´t resist.. but try to read the OP´s post history... we are talking heroin, suicide (with scar pictures), policemen threatening at gunpoint and much more.. OP you live in a very strange world..
 

Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
Dolphin trainers have sex with dolphins. Whale biologists think they're better than everyone else. Is there some sort of inherent problem with the training they both receive?

Wait, what?

edit: oh, people posted that stuff in the thread. why do people know so much about whale biologists or dolphin trainers? I don't think I've ever even thought about either of those things in my life until right this second.
 

Xzeon

Banned
I came across some Dolphin porn a few years back, and just had to check it out. It wasn't the most horrifying thing I've seen on the internet, but was still weird as hell.

I told most of my friends about it, and showed them. We all found it really funny and I got the 'reputation' of being a dolphin lover.

I showed this thread to my friends and girlfriend.

Just one thing to consider - the perpetrators were always the trainers. Never trust a dolphin trainer...

I just couldn´t resist.. but try to read the OP´s post history... we are talking heroin, suicide (with scar pictures), policemen threatening at gunpoint and much more.. OP you live in a very strange world..

this thread...

where can it go from here.

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djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
Eeeew, dolphins, if I found out a girl I was dating was into that, I'd kick her to the curb so fast your head would spin.
 
I somehow feel immortalized in SunhiLegends .GIF

thank you for that

edit: this was my first thread as a Member. I don't plan to make anymore(you are welcome for that.)

You won't be able to top it :p

Anyways, awesome thread. Pretty damn funny.

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..

Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW

other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2

I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.

As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or th
e girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.

I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!

What in the... Op needs to be tagged. This shouldn't be forgotten.

I didn't think I'd missed so much.
 
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