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[BPRD]

NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.

You are dating Devolution? Awwww<3 two of my favorite posters together

GAF warms my heart

 

[Timedog]

You are dating Devolution? Awwww<3 two of my favorite posters together

GAF warms my heart

Yes.

Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating

 

[MisterNugNug]

Yes.

Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating

Ix-nay on the fursuits on Amazon. I did..."research". And apparently you have to go to one of their "cons" or buy them from specialty "designers". Price quotes are several hundred dollars to several thousand depending on the type of fursuit request.

 

[GillianSeed79]

nevermind

 

[BPRD]

Yes.

Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating

You know, at sewing/cloth stores you can buy(what do they call them?) blue prints for different kinds of suits. use furry materials, add tail, and ears. a butt flap with buttons(these are so cute for going potty, and access for your likely intentional use.)

You can make it for dirt cheap...

I used to sew shirts and shorts made out of towels to use after swimming at the beach or the poor, or just sitting around in after a bath.. thats kind of furry... I was way ahead of my time on that creation

 

[Kingbrave]

I actually already said I wouldn't make anymore threads because this kind of backfired, but we were awarded with a lot of knowledge, and a wonderful .gif

I don't think I should be banned though I was seeking advice. GAF is usually all helpful with girlage stuff, then I don't know what the hell happened...

Yep...



...nope

 

[MisterNugNug]

nevermind

You googled fursuit didn't you? Timedog is looking to enter the Big Leagues. He's lookin for the Real McCoy.

 

[Xzeon]

HOLY FUCK this thread exploded.

i was expecting it to be dead by now.

Colby 2012

Upvote.

Will you ever be able to top this? I dont think so.

I somehow feel immortalized in SunhiLegends .GIF

thank you for that

edit: this was my first thread as a Member. I don't plan to make anymore(you are welcome for that.)

Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.

How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..

Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW

other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2

I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.

As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.

I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!

No he is still fully into it, but he moved to Colorado last year.. And yes I have been on the receiving end of urine, and dishing it out. But I think water sports mean you like... drink it? I never did that.

Urine, and Shit are two very different things.. To my understand urine is common for couples trying new things

Watch that again at the 1:12ish mark..

He says frightened and HORNY, in a town meeting involving Dolphins.

After creating this thread, and reading the posts, and the links.. I am starting to think this Human and Dolphin sexual thing was much more widespread than I thought. Don't some people think dolphins evolved from humans(or vice versa?)

Maybe that could be it! Some people are attracted to them for their intelligence and beauty(I never said I didn't think Dolphins were beautiful animals.) Maybe its just a step above interracial attraction, which is perfectly normal - usually even preferred(in my case.)

You know, at sewing/cloth stores you can buy(what do they call them?) blue prints for different kinds of suits. use furry materials, add tail, and ears. a butt flap with buttons(these are so cute for going potty, and access for your likely intentional use.)

You can make it for dirt cheap...

I used to sew shirts and shorts made out of towels to use after swimming at the beach or the poor, or just sitting around in after a bath.. thats kind of furry... I was way ahead of my time on that creation

...

 

[BPRD]

Colby 2012

How did you know my name was colby? Where does it say that?


also I can just picture my future with this girl already..

(sadly this girl had no idea they were taking her to the rape cave.)
its not funny cuz she died after that

 

[Mohonky]

It's all about whales.

Whale love [SFW]

I think Whale Man 2 is better personally;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKb_-MwM0w&feature=related

The music....the flippers. Glorious.

 

[norinrad]

what the hell is dolphin p**n anyway? weird

 

[Xzeon]

How did you know my name was colby? Where does it say that?


also I can just picture my future with this girl already..

lol WHAT for real? your name is legit Colby? lol thats great.

Im almost certain hes refering to a now infamous Reddit story.

Basically a dad found out his son was molesting the family dog, the dogs name was Colby. Apparently a hairbrush and canine anus was involved. The dudes family fell apart and I think right now the dad is living in an apartment.

 

[BPRD]

lol WHAT for real? your name is legit Colby? lol thats great.

Im almost certain hes refering to a now infamous Reddit story.

Basically a dad found out his son was molesting the family dog, the dogs name was Colby. Apparently a hairbrush and canine anus was involved. The dudes family fell apart and I think right now the dad is living in an apartment.

Yes it is really Colby, I thought detective gaf had stalked my life for a second

 

[Timedog]

Yeah I'm definitely not going to take the time to make a fursuit or pay a million dollars for it. I need a new plan that doesn't involve fursuits but is still awesome. Help guys.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Yes it is really Colby, I thought detective gaf had stalked my life for a second

Nah, none of us know you live in the Dallas area

 

[BPRD]

I made the plunge guys! I got sexy time, and Halloween covered!just going to cut into the blow up, and put the dolphin hat on..

pictures to come!

I should of kept this as a surprise for thread revival or the pictures of self 2012 thread

 

[Xzeon]

Yeah I'm definitely not going to take the time to make a fursuit or pay a million dollars for it. I need a new plan that doesn't involve fursuits but is still awesome. Help guys.

halloween costume?

 

[Xzeon]

I made the plunge guys! I got sexy time, and Halloween covered!just going to cut into the blow up, and put the dolphin hat on..

pictures to come!

I should of kept this as a surprise for thread revival or the pictures of self 2012 thread

dude, your really fucking doing this?

if this all turns out to be real, holy shit man. Gaf is counting on you.

you are the hero we deserve.

 

[Hanmik]

pictures to come!

wauw .. now this is interesting..

 

[Charoncaori]

This thread keeps getting stranger every time I look in.

Wtf timedog, lol.

 

[Devolution]

NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.

>=/

 

[cacophony]

in related videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZKb_-MwM0w&

The fusion of man and whale is now possible with modern technology. In part 2 we see the specimen can already function the flippers. This has been a giant leap for whale-man fusion.

holy shit lol

 

[fanboi]

Reading this thread gives me so many questions I want to ask... but I just can't get em out.

 

[Linius]

Reading this thread gives me so many questions I want to ask... but I just can't get em out.

Some things a better left unspoken about. For faith and humanity.

 

[Strike]

Thread subscribed. Holy shit.

 

[Bisnic]

Yes it is really Colby, I thought detective gaf had stalked my life for a second

Well, now that we know your name is Colby, if your "girlfriend" finds this thread while looking for dolphin porn, she will have more hints that it was you!

 

[Timedog]

halloween costume?

This is fucking amazing.

 

[mxgt]

this fucking thread

 

[BPRD]

>=/

You don't have to deal with no furrys.. Come to the slippery side, we've got caves!

 

[agrajag]

I actually already said I wouldn't make anymore threads because this kind of backfired, but we were awarded with a lot of knowledge, and a wonderful .gif

I don't think I should be banned though I was seeking advice. GAF is usually all helpful with girlage stuff, then I don't know what the hell happened...

really, you don't fucking know what happened? seriously?

 

[Psychotext]

Still need an explanation of what exactly this "dolphin porn" consists of. I genuinely have no idea what it could contain.

 

[BPRD]

really, you don't fucking know what happened? seriously?

well I don't speak for everyone, or why it turned out this way. I was pressed for questions, the answers brought more questions, then the lack of answers to those brought about rape caves and dolphin boobs, and a video of a dolphin GAFFER I never seen before fapping to the thread. so honestly no. I don't know what the hell went wrong on this one

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

>=/

Have no fear, I speak for all of GAF when I say we're trying to discourage such behaviour in TimeDog for your sake.

Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating

When it arrives, dress up, take pictures, put them on OkCupid.

 

[Devolution]

Have no fear, I speak for all of GAF when I say we're trying to discourage such behaviour in TimeDog for your sake.



When it arrives, dress up, take pictures, put them on OkCupid.

If he gets one he might as well take himself to the vet to get fixed because nuh uh,

 

[Timedog]

Have no fear, I speak for all of GAF when I say we're trying to discourage such behaviour in TimeDog for your sake.

Thanks dude, I knew GAF would have my back. Whatever, I'd easily wear that sonic suit if someone gives me the link, it's not too expensive, and they make it in a large enough size to fit me.

 

[Nibel]

I made the plunge guys! I got sexy time, and Halloween covered!just going to cut into the blow up, and put the dolphin hat on..

pictures to come!

I should of kept this as a surprise for thread revival or the pictures of self 2012 thread

I think we found our OP Of The Year

 

[Übermatik]

I like this thread.

 

[Bisnic]

well I don't speak for everyone, or why it turned out this way. I was pressed for questions, the answers brought more questions, then the lack of answers to those brought about rape caves and dolphin boobs, and a video of a dolphin GAFFER I never seen before fapping to the thread. so honestly no. I don't know what the hell went wrong on this one

The girl you dated like dolphin porn and you admitted later that girl on dog is hot, and you don't know why the hell it went wrong?

 

[TheContact]

This. Thread. Keeps. Delivering. It's like Christmas all year long

Good luck with your dolphin role play. Can't wait for pics

 

[Replicant]

Wh...what happened to this thread it went from dolphin porn to feces eating to dolphin molestation.

I have to say that in a twisted way I'm glad that I went back to read the replies. It really cheered me up after I had a lousy day today.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 10/10

 

[Onemic]

Watch that again at the 1:12ish mark..

He says frightened and HORNY, in a town meeting involving Dolphins.

After creating this thread, and reading the posts, and the links.. I am starting to think this Human and Dolphin sexual thing was much more widespread than I thought. Don't some people think dolphins evolved from humans(or vice versa?)

Maybe that could be it! Some people are attracted to them for their intelligence and beauty(I never said I didn't think Dolphins were beautiful animals.) Maybe its just a step above interracial attraction, which is perfectly normal - usually even preferred(in my case.)

Wut

 

[BPRD]

The girl you dated like dolphin porn and you admitted later that girl on dog is hot, and you don't know why the hell it went wrong?

You got a real... BAD ATTITUDE man

Boring Member is right

 

[Xzeon]

Thanks dude, I knew GAF would have my back. Whatever, I'd easily wear that sonic suit if someone gives me the link, it's not too expensive, and they make it in a large enough size to fit me.

this seems like a trustworthy site. ive never used em so, buy at your own discretion.

http://www.costumesupercenter.com/m...98-mens-sonic-the-hedgehog-adult-costume.html

all i did was a google search for 'adult sized sonic costume.'

im still confused, are you the original TimeDog or not? this seems like a thing the OG TimeDog would want to do.

You got a real... BAD ATTITUDE man

Boring Member is right

BPRD... ok dude, what is your version of normal. list me the things YOU think are normal.

dolphin sex seems to be pretty normal for you.

 

[Bomber Bob]

HOLLY S*IT

 

[Onemic]

this seems like a trustworthy site. ive never used em so, buy at your own discretion.

http://www.costumesupercenter.com/m...98-mens-sonic-the-hedgehog-adult-costume.html

all i did was a google search for 'adult sized sonic costume.'

im still confused, are you the original TimeDog or not? this seems like a thing the OG TimeDog would want to do.



BPRD... ok dude, what is your version of normal. list me the things YOU think are normal.

dolphin sex seems to be pretty normal for you.

There's an OG timedog and a big fat phony timedog? Have I been lied to all this time when there's been an imposter among us?

 

[Bisnic]

You got a real... BAD ATTITUDE man

Boring Member is right

Really now... if liking dolphin and dog sex/porn makes people not boring, then i'm glad i'm "boring" for only liking human sex/porn. :lol

 

[Xzeon]

There's an OG timedog and a big fat phony timedog? Have I been lied to all this time when there's been an imposter among us?

i thought what happened was that Timedog got banned so his name opened up and someone took it.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

I wish my threads turned out like this ...mine are boring.

 

[BPRD]

Really now... if liking dolphin and dog sex/porn makes people not boring, then i'm glad i'm "boring" for only liking human sex/porn. :lol

Okay I am sorry it is 7am... sorry I went off. I read it the wrong way..


my doggy has cancer and it just wasnt the time to hear that ]=

<3

 

[Hanmik]

Please BPRD... stop this..

he did not call you anything.. he just said you liked another person (your GF) that has those fetisches, and that you think he is boring because he doesn´t like it.. hed did NOT say you liked it..

and please stop anyway.. no need to call anyone stupid stuf and getting yourself banned.