NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.
You are dating Devolution? Awwww<3 two of my favorite posters together
GAF warms my heart
NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.
You are dating Devolution? Awwww<3 two of my favorite posters together
GAF warms my heart
Yes.
Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating
Yes.
Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating
I actually already said I wouldn't make anymore threads because this kind of backfired, but we were awarded with a lot of knowledge, and a wonderful .gif
I don't think I should be banned though I was seeking advice. GAF is usually all helpful with girlage stuff, then I don't know what the hell happened...
nevermind
Colby 2012
I somehow feel immortalized in SunhiLegends .GIF
thank you for that
edit: this was my first thread as a Member. I don't plan to make anymore(you are welcome for that.)
Since this thread WAS created for advice, I would like to maybe indulge her in her fantasies.
How can I incorporate this fetish into a practical real world application in the bedroom without taking a trip to seaworld or harming any animals? Money, and safety are a concern, and I don't want to spend however much it costs to take her to swim with any dolphins either..
Someone posted this video, and I think it is the most affordable costume idea(if I went the costume route.) Maybe I could even find a soundtrack to play of dolphin sounds, those are easy to come by..
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshVTH0MGw0
NSFW
other things I could find affordable:
Dolphin head 1
Dolphin head 2
I am a bit more open to this idea now, and this is really just to have let her know I am okay with it to a degree, and want to make her happy. We did start dating because I like her, shes has a great personality to go with the good looks.
As far as the feces thing goes, this is something I will not partake in in any form or fashion. I am thinking of a way to bring this one up in a conversation that doesn't totally turn me off from her. I need to know if it is strictly something she watches, or if it is something she has done, or something she wants to do. That is really kind of the deal breaker.
For the people saying a lot of fetishes like this stay on the screen, I know from experience they MAY eventually act on it. My best friend growing up(met him at school around age 14.) he actually watched this kind of porn exclusively. It always disgusted me, and I called him names for it; which was totally called for because he kept linking the stuff to me, or showing me at his computer. He brought it into my world, and I really didn't like it. Then in his mid 20s he took it from off the screen, to real life. He would get girls to send him pictures of their poop. He would have them do it on newpaper on the floor of his room, or in his toilet. He literally bragged about every account of it(though if any was eatin by either him, or the girl he did not tell me.) Sickest part I think was he had to pay every girl to do this(and it really really surprised me how many would do it for the 20-40 dollars he gave them to do it. Many were girls I knew, some closer friends than others.
I am willing to pee on her, or have her pee on me. I have had 2 past girlfriends do this with me actually. This doesn't sicken me at all actually(maybe because it doesn't really smell, and pee just doesn't have the overall disgust factor feces does.) Where I draw the line on this, is I will not have it in my face or mouth, and we do it in the shower so it can be washed off.
AND I AM NOT GOING TO POST HER PICTURE. I know how easy it is to stalk and find people, and if she ever did find this thread, there isn't any real way to know it was created by me. A picture of her would do that, and I think it would be wrong to expose her fantasies to the world, where it could effect her personal life forever. I am not heartless. So no pictures of her!
No he is still fully into it, but he moved to Colorado last year.. And yes I have been on the receiving end of urine, and dishing it out. But I think water sports mean you like... drink it? I never did that.
Urine, and Shit are two very different things.. To my understand urine is common for couples trying new things
Watch that again at the 1:12ish mark..
He says frightened and HORNY, in a town meeting involving Dolphins.
After creating this thread, and reading the posts, and the links.. I am starting to think this Human and Dolphin sexual thing was much more widespread than I thought. Don't some people think dolphins evolved from humans(or vice versa?)
Maybe that could be it! Some people are attracted to them for their intelligence and beauty(I never said I didn't think Dolphins were beautiful animals.) Maybe its just a step above interracial attraction, which is perfectly normal - usually even preferred(in my case.)
You know, at sewing/cloth stores you can buy(what do they call them?) blue prints for different kinds of suits. use furry materials, add tail, and ears. a butt flap with buttons(these are so cute for going potty, and access for your likely intentional use.)
You can make it for dirt cheap...
I used to sew shirts and shorts made out of towels to use after swimming at the beach or the poor, or just sitting around in after a bath.. thats kind of furry... I was way ahead of my time on that creation
Colby 2012
How did you know my name was colby? Where does it say that?
also I can just picture my future with this girl already..
lol WHAT for real? your name is legit Colby? lol thats great.
Im almost certain hes refering to a now infamous Reddit story.
Basically a dad found out his son was molesting the family dog, the dogs name was Colby. Apparently a hairbrush and canine anus was involved. The dudes family fell apart and I think right now the dad is living in an apartment.
Yes it is really Colby, I thought detective gaf had stalked my life for a second
Yeah I'm definitely not going to take the time to make a fursuit or pay a million dollars for it. I need a new plan that doesn't involve fursuits but is still awesome. Help guys.
I made the plunge guys! I got sexy time, and Halloween covered!just going to cut into the blow up, and put the dolphin hat on..
pictures to come!
I should of kept this as a surprise for thread revival or the pictures of self 2012 thread
NO she's yelling at me right now about it. I don't give a fuck fursuits my captain.
The fusion of man and whale is now possible with modern technology. In part 2 we see the specimen can already function the flippers. This has been a giant leap for whale-man fusion.
Reading this thread gives me so many questions I want to ask... but I just can't get em out.
Yes it is really Colby, I thought detective gaf had stalked my life for a second
halloween costume?
I actually already said I wouldn't make anymore threads because this kind of backfired, but we were awarded with a lot of knowledge, and a wonderful .gif
I don't think I should be banned though I was seeking advice. GAF is usually all helpful with girlage stuff, then I don't know what the hell happened...
really, you don't fucking know what happened? seriously?
Why the fuck doesn't Amazon have fursuits when I want to make drunk and regrettable purchases this is infuriating
Have no fear, I speak for all of GAF when I say we're trying to discourage such behaviour in TimeDog for your sake.
When it arrives, dress up, take pictures, put them on OkCupid.
Have no fear, I speak for all of GAF when I say we're trying to discourage such behaviour in TimeDog for your sake.
I made the plunge guys! I got sexy time, and Halloween covered!just going to cut into the blow up, and put the dolphin hat on..
pictures to come!
I should of kept this as a surprise for thread revival or the pictures of self 2012 thread
well I don't speak for everyone, or why it turned out this way. I was pressed for questions, the answers brought more questions, then the lack of answers to those brought about rape caves and dolphin boobs, and a video of a dolphin GAFFER I never seen before fapping to the thread. so honestly no. I don't know what the hell went wrong on this one
Watch that again at the 1:12ish mark..
He says frightened and HORNY, in a town meeting involving Dolphins.
After creating this thread, and reading the posts, and the links.. I am starting to think this Human and Dolphin sexual thing was much more widespread than I thought. Don't some people think dolphins evolved from humans(or vice versa?)
Maybe that could be it! Some people are attracted to them for their intelligence and beauty(I never said I didn't think Dolphins were beautiful animals.) Maybe its just a step above interracial attraction, which is perfectly normal - usually even preferred(in my case.)
The girl you dated like dolphin porn and you admitted later that girl on dog is hot, and you don't know why the hell it went wrong?
Thanks dude, I knew GAF would have my back. Whatever, I'd easily wear that sonic suit if someone gives me the link, it's not too expensive, and they make it in a large enough size to fit me.
You got a real... BAD ATTITUDE man
Boring Member is right
this seems like a trustworthy site. ive never used em so, buy at your own discretion.
http://www.costumesupercenter.com/m...98-mens-sonic-the-hedgehog-adult-costume.html
all i did was a google search for 'adult sized sonic costume.'
im still confused, are you the original TimeDog or not? this seems like a thing the OG TimeDog would want to do.
BPRD... ok dude, what is your version of normal. list me the things YOU think are normal.
dolphin sex seems to be pretty normal for you.
You got a real... BAD ATTITUDE man
Boring Member is right
There's an OG timedog and a big fat phony timedog? Have I been lied to all this time when there's been an imposter among us?
Really now... if liking dolphin and dog sex/porn makes people not boring, then i'm glad i'm "boring" for only liking human sex/porn. :lol