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[How About No]

I promised myself I would bid this thread adieu on the appearance of dolphins with goatees.

Goodbye, thread, and thanks for all the fish.

That is a bizarrely specific excuse

 

[Coconut]

Seems like a great catch.

I think some might say she's the, CATCH of the day.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Dolphin...bondage? Lol, dolphin porn has niches.

 

[AkuMifune]

I think some might say she's the, CATCH of the day.

Her tuna is not dolphin safe.

 

[neocoder]

As others mentioned, SunhiLegend did an awesome job making that GIF.

I would be interested in seeing SunhiLegend comment on how me made it. How long did it take him to do it. Which programs he used? Etc.

All in all, it was brilliant.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What the fuck is happening here, people?

I need to start from the beginning, this is all... it's a lot to take in.

 

[RionaaM]

What the fuck is happening here, people?

I need to start from the beginning, this is all... it's a lot to take in.

Don't. If you want to keep your sanity.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I see I've missed things.

 

[Demon Ice]

As others mentioned, SunhiLegend did an awesome job making that GIF.

I would be interested in seeing SunhiLegend comment on how me made it. How long did it take him to do it. Which programs he used? Etc.

All in all, it was brilliant.

I, too, am curious as to how much time and effort it takes to painstakingly animate a dolphin jizzing all over NeoGAF.

 

[~Kinggi~]

This thread is wonderful. Truly wonderful.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Soooo nobody actually believes the OP right?

 

[Xzeon]

Soooo nobody actually believes the OP right?

well, he said he was gonna post pictures of himself in his new dolphin hat, so, we will see what happens.

i want it to be true.

 

[hateradio]

well, he said he was gonna post pictures of himself in his new dolphin hat, so, we will see what happens.

i want it to be true.

Just because he bought a hat, doesn't mean the rest of his story is true.

 

[Xzeon]

Just because he bought a hat, doesn't mean the rest of his story is true.

i want to believeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh well, at least we got this thread.

 

[CrunchyFrog]

posting in and subsequently bailing out of a legendary thread

Spoiler

OP is still full of shit though

 

[Ela Hadrun]

I'm shocked this thread is still going.

That's basically why I clicked, too.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Why do I keep coming back to this thread? Something must be wrong with me.

 

[Danj]

Why do I keep coming back to this thread? Something must be wrong with me.

I guess it's like a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, but you can't help it. Or something.

 

[Uncle]

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing. I think.

 

[BPRD]

ravaged dolphin part

 

[Uncle]

Ignorance was bliss.

 

[BPRD]

Looks like ice cream.

I'm interested in your line of thinking op, you are willing to indulge in piss extravaganza but suddenly poop is outrageous? They're both bodily fluids right?

Okay when you enter a restroom would you rather it not smell, or wreak of crap? Now extend that to being on your body. Urine is not bad, hell you can even drink it Bear Grylls has a cup every morning(so I hear)

 

[Uncle]

Looks like ice cream.

I'm interested in your line of thinking op, you are willing to indulge in piss extravaganza but suddenly poop is outrageous? They're both bodily fluids right?

First, ingesting urine usually isn't as big of a health risk as feces. Second, fluids..?

 

[ronito]

wait we need more info here.

She gets off on watching guys have sex with dolphins? Or does she get off on women having sex with dolphins?

 

[Barbacoatl]

Okay when you enter a restroom would you rather it not smell, or wreak of crap? Now extend that to being on your body. Urine is not bad, hell you can even drink it Bear Grylls has a cup every morning(so I hear)

Nobody said drinking/eating, just smearing, for example. Piss can smell too. Smearing piss all over your body isn't drastically different than shit. I bring this up because I think it's pretty hilarious to see people draw a line as if piss is so, so different, when the motivations are pretty damn similar.

 

[rvy]

Really? Looks perfectly fine to me.

What the shit is it?

 

[injurai]

Dude.

OK.

I've browsed /b/ since I was 15 and this is too much even for me.

looks no different than those cameras that show the inside of someones intestines... I hate watching medical stuff, but that really didn't bother me much.

 

[BPRD]

Nobody said drinking/eating, just smearing, for example. Piss can smell too. Smearing piss all over your body isn't drastically different than shit. I bring this up because I think it's pretty hilarious to see people draw a line as if it piss is so, so different, when the motivations are pretty damn similar.

I never smeared it in, just been pissed on, and never had it on my head or mouth, then washed off in the shower, had sex. WELL how it all started the first time, we were having sex in the shower she said she had to pee, I got peed on felt warm(feels really good when it was cold) but ya. but shit... no I cannot ever imagine wanting that. I am an adult and accept to smell their farts or see a floater in the toilet whatever, BUT I DONT WANT IT ON ME. there is a huge difference and if you dont see how piss is different than shit you need to go back to grade school or something its not hard to understand man... Though I only did it with a person, I do not watch or search out piss porn. and if sud

 

[Riggs]

What the shit is it?

Assuming

Spoiler

Dolphin Vagina

 

[BassForever]

Ive got the hiccups Im laughing so hard XD

 

[BPRD]

I picked a scene to capture that did not show what was taking place I was skipping around on it looking for something to show.

As far as if she prefers men on dolphin to dolphin on female I do not know. From her selection it looks like she takes what she can get.



anywho I got to go shower, and get ready. Taking my girl to the Galleria buy her something black and lacey =P later!

 

[Barbacoatl]

I never smeared it in, just been pissed on, and never had it on my head or mouth, then washed off in the shower, had sex. WELL how it all started the first time, we were having sex in the shower she said she had to pee, I got peed on felt warm(feels really good when it was cold) but ya. but shit... no I cannot ever imagine wanting that. I am an adult and accept to smell their farts or see a floater in the toilet whatever, BUT I DONT WANT IT ON ME. there is a huge difference and if you dont see how piss is different than shit you need to go back to grade school or something its not hard to understand man... Though I only did it with a person, I do not watch or search out piss porn. and if sud

I understand the difference between solids and liquids, what I don't fully understand is how you can find sexually appealing one of them while being scandalized by the other. I mean I do get it, we are diverse, but I see a lot of double standards. I'm just talking about people who are ok with piss play but at the same time condemn scat play.

 

[BPRD]

I understand the difference between solids and liquids, what I don't fully understand is how you can find sexually appealing one of them while being scandalized by the other. I mean I do get it, we are diverse, but I see a lot of double standards. I'm just talking about people who are ok with piss play but at the same time condemn scat play.

before I go I saw this last reply for now. I do not find it that appealing, but if we are having shower sex I dont mind it its just something different than the regular stuff we do day to day. I do not think about it, plan for it, masturbate to it, I just take it the few times in my life it has been done

 

[YAWN]

Spoiler

Stealth brag thread

 

[SquiddyCracker]

before I go I saw this last reply for now. I do not find it that appealing, but if we are having shower sex I dont mind it its just something different than the regular stuff we do day to day. I do not think about it, plan for it, masturbate to it, I just take it the few times in my life it has been done

A year from now, your dog will be licking off the turds she drop on your chest while she rubs you off.

All while dolphin porn is playing in the background.

 

[Septimius]

I understand the difference between solids and liquids, what I don't fully understand is how you can find sexually appealing one of them while being scandalized by the other. I mean I do get it, we are diverse, but I see a lot of double standards. I'm just talking about people who are ok with piss play but at the same time condemn scat play.

Urine is sterile. Poop is not.

 

[Barbacoatl]

Urine is sterile. Poop is not.

No one is saying ingesting and no one is implying that by watching such porn you're gonna act full on it. I brought it up because the gf clearly finds the imagery attractive, I found it funny that he's been peed on but god forbid her having images of scat!

 

[Wallach]

So you're watching it now, huh?

Her plan is working perfectly, it would seem.

 

[Septimius]

No one is saying ingesting and no one is implying that by watching such porn you're gonna act full on it. I brought it up because the gf clearly finds the imagery attractive, I found it funny that he's been peed on but god forbid her having images of scat!

Well, that's an objective huge difference. One has a high chance to cause ramifications and health issues, requires attentive care and what have you. The other is a yellow, sterile liquid. As far as bodily wastes go, those would be the two biggest opposites. As to the differences between being pissed on and watching scat.. Well, fuck, I don't want to discuss that.

OP is pretty stupid. Or he was into it all along. Or both. All the ways he's reacted to the attention makes me feel like it's just a stunt.

 

[hiryu64]

damn I started hoping to bust 1,000 before it died. Anywho... I have a screen cap from one of her videos...
it could be the grossest thing you have seen in a long while so I urge you not to even click it.

**link**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8AeQLm2uT8

 

[Hot Coldman]

Oh, turns out I've missed nothing *vomits*

 

[Kinyou]

ravaged dolphin part

Is this like some sort of necrophilia? how can someone have sex with a dolphin unless it's dead? (i'm assuming that the pic shows a vajayjay)

 

[Hot Coldman]

That's probably the end of this thread, FYI

 

[jerry1594]

Is this like some sort of necrophilia? how can someone have sex with a dolphin unless it's dead? (i'm assuming that it's a vajayjay)

Love conquers all. A lesson well learned when man fucks a dolphin.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Is this like some sort of necrophilia? how can someone have sex with a dolphin unless it's dead? (i'm assuming that it's a vajayjay)

It certainly doesn't look alive. I seriously don't think I'll be able to wash the image off my brain. I really regret having clicked it. I feel sick.

That's probably the end of this thread, FYI

Definitely. The fun is over. That image sure wasn't.

 

[Giard]

This thread is... interesting, to say the least.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

See, NeoGAF is not strict at all, you can even get away with posting dolphin porn!

 

[braves01]

nvm thread is too messed up now to even joke about

 

[The Technomancer]

I click into this thread like three days later and the first thing I see is...that

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

See, NeoGAF is not strict at all, you can even get away with posting dolphin porn!

I find it odd that this thing is still open, when other stuff gets shut done near instantly.