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The first game you can remember absolutely hating

FourMyle

Member
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Huge piece of shit.
 
I dunno, the whole game leaves me feeling gross. Maybe it's the creepy atmospheric sound, the whole game being underwater, the labrythine levels, the difficulty, the general gameplay wasn't fun to me either (and I always felt bad bumping his bottlenose into the walls).

I'm sure this is a solid game for some of y'all, but it never synced up with me.

It doesn't vibe with you. Not a problem. :)

I swing the other way and love love loved the atmosphere. Different strokes sir.
 

Coins

Banned
I only hate games that are poorly designed or near unplayable.

My first game that i knew was a piece of shit was Total Recall.
 

juxtapose

Member
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Screw this game. It was real expensive too.

LJN quality! Some other gems that will surely be on this thread:

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part II & III
Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES and Game Boy versions)
Friday the 13th
Gotcha! The Sport!
Jaws
The Karate Kid
Spirit of Speed 1937 (Sega Dreamcast and PC versions)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (NES, SNES, and Game Boy versions)
Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage
Town & Country II: Thrilla's Surfari
The Uncanny X-Men
Warlock (Super Nintendo version)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES Version)
Wolverine
 
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Couldn't understand shit, I remember being at the sword after so many try's and then cuoldn't figure out how to pick it up. Played it on my grandma's laptop and most part of the game for me was searching wich key did what... i was too young

Same. Was way too young to actually get this when playing it on my amiga.
 
LJN quality! Some other gems that will surely be on this thread:

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part II & III
Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES and Game Boy versions)
Friday the 13th
Gotcha! The Sport!
Jaws
The Karate Kid
Spirit of Speed 1937 (Sega Dreamcast and PC versions)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (NES, SNES, and Game Boy versions)
Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage
Town & Country II: Thrilla's Surfari
The Uncanny X-Men
Warlock (Super Nintendo version)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES Version)
Wolverine

I actually liked the bolded quite a bit. Especially Roger Rabbit. If nothing else, it was certainly unique.
 

Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I played this before or after Time Lord, but this is another contender:

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Nowadays I know that King's Quest is a highly regarded series and everything, but imagine trying to play it when you're like six years old with NO additional documentation or anything (it was a rental copy). It was absolutely impenetrable.

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I played this a ton and loved it

This was actually made by Blizzard in the days when they made more than Diablo and -craft games.
 

Salsa

Member
You know, now that you mention it, I think I remember playing that when I was young. I think it was a beat'm up, where you played as like 4 or 5 different versions of superman. Ya it was a decent game.

you played like the new "Supermen" after Supes died. Metropolis kid, the eradicator, steel and all that

it was fun
 

fritolay

Member
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"The game is known for not having anything to do with the movie besides having Major Dutch Schaefer and the Predator. The first thing the game has wrong is that the graphic designers decided pink would be a nice outfit color on Arnie. The second thing is that you are battling aliens that weren't even in the movie like giant amoebas, green jellyfish, a weird creature that looks like the mix of a seahorse and a bird, eyes with wings and legs and more. The game also introduces what's called Big Mode that's an arcade-style sidescrolling shooter where Arnie's got to shoot his way through blueberries, raspberries, blue and red bubbles (some of which contain powerups) and at the end he fights an incarnation of the Predator. The game received mostly negative reviews because of its poor gameplay and how loosely it was based on the movie."

http://www.vgmpf.com/Wiki/index.php?title=Predator_(NES)
 

ramine

Unconfirmed Member
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This game. I got it when the movie came out and expected a great action game, just like the movie was!

Another excellent example is this (for the same reasons):
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I learned quickly to not buy movie based games after that.
 
A lot of stupid shit that I rented as a kid. The ones that come to mind are X-Men on NES and Home Alone. Though thankfully I was pretty good with my purchases and generally enjoyed them all during the 8 and 16 bit era, but I did pick one absolute stinker.

Mario's Time Machine. I liked Mario, he's got a time machine, how could this be bad? It was cheap too, sweet! Oh the misery of that impenetrable game.

Edit: Oh wait, I remember another purchased game that partially ruined my childhood. Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind. God, fuck that game in every way it's possible to fuck something.
 

VertPin

Member
I think I love every other FF besides this turd.
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It's a shame too, because I have tried playing it at least three times. I don't think I ever got past the part where you're on a ship or underwater. I really couldn't stand Tidus at all. I like the battle music though. I may try the HD version.
edit: This is not the first game I thought was a turd, my bad. Will re-edit the post with it.
 

Valtýr

Member
I rented Superman 64 when I was young and don't remember hating it. I believe I spent my entire rental period flying around that open city picking up and dropping the car in front of the large building. Also flying under water.
 
Superman for NES. He has a rich and storied tradition of terrible games. I also hated Silver Surfer for being impossible and X-Men for being basically unplayable.
 

storl026

Member
Batman Forever for Game Boy

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I didn't get new video games too often as a kid (usually birthdays/holidays and sporadically throughout the year). I got this one shortly after the movie came out, and it was utter trash. I never figured out the button combos (for using the gadgets) because I lost the manual, and could never get past the first few levels. It was a total waste of my one allotted game.
 

Oneself

Member
With my ATARI and NES, I think I was too young to really hate a game... and now I'm too old to bother hating them. But, there was that sweet adolescence spot...

Rocko's Modern Life (SNES) - it was boring and furiously frustrating & cheap
Lester The Unlikely (SNES) - you played as a loser and you really felt like one
Bubsy (series) - frustrating, cheap + taunting death animations

Later, I also hated Twisted Metal 3 for being a piece of shit.
 
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