Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Oh god Glover was such a piece of shit
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The first game you can remember absolutely hating
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Oh god Glover was such a piece of shit
RebornYeti
Member
Mischief Makers.
Such a dumb game.
Such a dumb game.
thesuperfunk
Member
K
kittens
Unconfirmed Member
Rented this game from Blockbuster. Pikachu just wanted to watch TV all the time. Boring.
Aha! I was trying really hard to remember a game I hated and yes, this is it. I loved Hey You Pikachu when I was really young and I expected this to be just like it.
Sorely disappointed.
Good call, fuck that bastardization... hurr hurr, it's called Goldeneye because he has a *golden* *eye*, GET IT??
Fuck off.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
Pit Fighter SNES
I don't understand the thinking behind any of the changes they made to this game compared to the arcade or Genesis version. They broke every single element somehow.
I played Genesis Pit Fighter to death even though it was a pixelly mess.
Wind Waker
Terrible art. Can't play.
Mario 64
Rated Best Game of All Time by Next Generation. Cannot play lest I be ruined for all other games ever made.
Chrono Trigger
This game is awesome and amazing with a great soundtrack!!!!!
No. It is boring and it has a soundtrack that sounds at home in an episode of Magnum PI.
Darkstalkers
Oh good. A Capcom fighter with crap fireballs. Whoot.
Pitfall
Is there a point to this? Even at age 4 I knew better.
Ridge Racer (Any iteration)
Feel the AWESOME RUSH of racing around in a cardboard box with physics to match!!!!
Alundra
Ever wanted a Zelda except with annoying floaty jumping puzzles? I didn't.
Dragon's Lair
Make a mistake, any mistake and die. Whee.
I Want to be the Buy
Hey look! I'm a microscopic blood balloon that gets to ceaselessly bounce off spikes!
Super Meatboy
See IWTBTG
Tower Defense Games
So I see you're creatively bankrupt. Allrighty then.
First Person Shooters with Platforming Elements
So I see you don't understand the limitations of the awful perspective you chose. Allrighty then.
EA Games
Why do people buy these? Does universally sterile and dull somehow charm people?
Well, all that's just the first thing that came to mind for me.
Pitfall's the first I absolutely remember hating. I just hate the other stuff that much more.
I don't understand the thinking behind any of the changes they made to this game compared to the arcade or Genesis version. They broke every single element somehow.
I played Genesis Pit Fighter to death even though it was a pixelly mess.
Wind Waker
Terrible art. Can't play.
Mario 64
Rated Best Game of All Time by Next Generation. Cannot play lest I be ruined for all other games ever made.
Chrono Trigger
This game is awesome and amazing with a great soundtrack!!!!!
No. It is boring and it has a soundtrack that sounds at home in an episode of Magnum PI.
Darkstalkers
Oh good. A Capcom fighter with crap fireballs. Whoot.
Pitfall
Is there a point to this? Even at age 4 I knew better.
Ridge Racer (Any iteration)
Feel the AWESOME RUSH of racing around in a cardboard box with physics to match!!!!
Alundra
Ever wanted a Zelda except with annoying floaty jumping puzzles? I didn't.
Dragon's Lair
Make a mistake, any mistake and die. Whee.
I Want to be the Buy
Hey look! I'm a microscopic blood balloon that gets to ceaselessly bounce off spikes!
Super Meatboy
See IWTBTG
Tower Defense Games
So I see you're creatively bankrupt. Allrighty then.
First Person Shooters with Platforming Elements
So I see you don't understand the limitations of the awful perspective you chose. Allrighty then.
EA Games
Why do people buy these? Does universally sterile and dull somehow charm people?
Well, all that's just the first thing that came to mind for me.
Pitfall's the first I absolutely remember hating. I just hate the other stuff that much more.
plutoknight
Member
Bah! I see a lot of hate for Bart vs. The Space Mutants! Not cool! (I actually don't know if the game was good or bad, but it entertained 4 year old me.)
I have two answers:
This is one that has haunted me since my younger days -- I own it still, and occasionally pop it in only to rage and hate on it. Every year or so, I go through this cycle of hate. It isn't the first, but it's one that sticks with me to this day.
Before you rage hate on me, this is, without a doubt, the game I "hated" first. I was 6 or 7, and fresh off the awesome-amazing Donkey Kong Country 2, and wanted another game like that. My parents came home with this -- "Mario is in it!" At that time, I wasn't in-tune with gaming culture or what not, so I didn't know who this "SQUARE" company was and what kinds of games they made. So I put it in, and immediately think something is up...this wasn't like the other Mario game I had played (Super Mario World). I was incredibly disappointed -- my dad took it back, and demanded a refund. I forget what we bought with that cash. 7 year old me didn't have the patience for RPGs.
I've since gone back and tried to play it via emulation, but I just, can, not get into it. I KNOW it's a good game (it's held in high regard, if I recall correctly), but it just doesn't capture me. Little did I know that 4 years after that I'd be exposed to FF8 via an OPM Demo Disc, and then transformed into a Square (then Squaresoft) fan for life.
I have two answers:
This is one that has haunted me since my younger days -- I own it still, and occasionally pop it in only to rage and hate on it. Every year or so, I go through this cycle of hate. It isn't the first, but it's one that sticks with me to this day.
Before you rage hate on me, this is, without a doubt, the game I "hated" first. I was 6 or 7, and fresh off the awesome-amazing Donkey Kong Country 2, and wanted another game like that. My parents came home with this -- "Mario is in it!" At that time, I wasn't in-tune with gaming culture or what not, so I didn't know who this "SQUARE" company was and what kinds of games they made. So I put it in, and immediately think something is up...this wasn't like the other Mario game I had played (Super Mario World). I was incredibly disappointed -- my dad took it back, and demanded a refund. I forget what we bought with that cash. 7 year old me didn't have the patience for RPGs.
I've since gone back and tried to play it via emulation, but I just, can, not get into it. I KNOW it's a good game (it's held in high regard, if I recall correctly), but it just doesn't capture me. Little did I know that 4 years after that I'd be exposed to FF8 via an OPM Demo Disc, and then transformed into a Square (then Squaresoft) fan for life.
As a kid, I would rent and play anything and be pretty happy with it and I really liked the Mario 64-Banjo Kazooie clones. But this game, I'm not even sure what I really disliked about it, just remember playing it for about 20 minutes and knowing it was garbage. Pretty sure it had really shitty controls and was a ugly/glitchy game.
Quality over quantity!!
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Quest 64.
Fuck everything about that game. Everything. I grew up a Nintendo kid. NES/SNES/N64/Gameboy hell I even owned a Virtual Boy. But that game single handily convinced me to go out and finally buy a PS1.
Fuck everything about that game. Everything. I grew up a Nintendo kid. NES/SNES/N64/Gameboy hell I even owned a Virtual Boy. But that game single handily convinced me to go out and finally buy a PS1.
Arkage
Banned
I played this game for hours and hours, and beat so many "cases" that I could swear I was going to catch her. But I soon discovered that the game begins forcing losses on you by randomizing parts of the game that require precision timing, making catching her seem impossibly futile. At which point I literally destroyed the encyclopedia that came with the game by turning it into a Frisbee to throw around the room.
Oh god. I forgot about this piece of garbage. I remember trading a bunch of good games in for it too which only makes it worse. Forget Glover, this was my first piece of shit game.
GiantEnemyGoomba
Member
My joke post detector is broken it seems.
BlastProcessing
Member
Also the first game I ever beat.
Yup. I was, like, 4 so I didn't even understand that it was possible for games to suck ass until this gem came along.
K
kittens
Unconfirmed Member
haha, same here
valkillmore
Member
Resident Evil. Hated the menus, the animation, the controls. I still have not played through a Resident Evil game all these years later as a result of the experience I had with the original.
I'm sure I hated a game before this came along, but this is the first one I remember going to my mom and telling her I wanted to get rid of.
I believe it was released in NA as Rush'N'Attack or something, but I think the NES version is probably better than the MSX one anyway. It's so bad.
I believe it was released in NA as Rush'N'Attack or something, but I think the NES version is probably better than the MSX one anyway. It's so bad.
Hcoregamer00
The 'H' stands for hentai.
Star Fox Adventures, it remains the game with the dubious distinction of being the first and only game I have ever returned.....ever.
Carnby
Member
As a child when you're given one game to rent for the weekend, it hurts when you get home and realize that the cool game cover tricked you into thinking it will be an awesome game. I rented this crap it still pains me to this day.
How could you not like Rolling Thunder? Please explain.
SonicMegaDrive
Member
That Rolling Thunder cover is pretty risqué for an NES game.
Meccanical
Member
I'm pretty sure at least one character from FFXIII can beat Teedus on that but honestly I can't say I like him either.
Calm Killer
In all media, only true fans who consume every book, film, game, or pog collection deserve to know what's going on.
that really difficult TMNT NES game.
found a pic
ARGH
Yea. This. It was a love hate.
Fermbiz
Gold Member
Worst video game I have ever played.
OMG I couldnt believe I spent money on this. This was the first and only game I've ever traded!
Worst video game I have ever played.
I was too young to understand this game at all.
SpacePirate Ridley
Member
Probably some shitty game from the cartridge inside the Atari 2600. I remember not liking some of the game in there, and always choosing the same ones like the one with the mall robber and pitfall.
Deadly Towers. We first played it when I was around 9 years old. Up until that point I didn't really know that games could be awful, merely that I liked some and didn't like others quite as much. But Deadly Towers was just a piece of shit. Luckily, it was a friend who had suckered his parents into buying it for him, and not me with my parents.
That box art is orgasmic.
I don't believe you. A game with that name can't possibly be shit!
partyphone
Banned
Qbert for the Colecovision. I couldn't not jump off the #&$@ing sides.
Steve McQueen
Member
Blinx The Time Sweeper....
What a pile of shit
What a pile of shit
cartman414
Member
What about the gameplay?
Sheesh, why didn't people hate Donkey Cong Country then? Nothing like the original Donkey Kongs and the just released Game Boy update.
LAntConroy
Neo Member
This game was so shit I can remember not liking games before this but this was the first I down right hated .
Shrennin
Didn't get the memo regarding the 14th Amendment
The original Killzone. I couldn't stand that game. The design, graphics, story, voice acting, and gameplay was simply awful. Part of me still wants to give it another shot because the newest Killzone for PS4 looks good, but I really tried to like the original Killzone before KZ2 came out. That was a failure.
Hahaha I totally forgot this game existed. I was huge into Powerpuff when I was like 10 and I got both this and whatever the Blossom game was for Christmas. So, so bad. I honestly think it was these games that convinced me to generally stay away from third party games on Nintendo systems, something I didn't really get over until I had the money to buy games on my own
I'm not a hateful person so I rarely "hate" something. Recently, I really didnt like Final Fantasy IV but I can still see that it was good in some area and finished it.
There is Bleach Shattered Blade who was an obvious cash in and where the only thing you had to do is masturbate for some time.
There is Bleach Shattered Blade who was an obvious cash in and where the only thing you had to do is masturbate for some time.
some good replies....sad to see spy vs spy but glad shitty aeros here. Mine:
its impossible at the end, and i instantly knew ishouldve got spa ce harrier instead...@#%&
When I was 10 I would have agreed with you, but I still liked it. Ten years later I buy it in a bundle and try it again. I blast through the levels thinking that dreaded last level would be coming soon only to be greeted by the ending.
I loved the PS1 games, I have no idea how they screwed it up after those two games, I hate all the new ones now.
This game was my nightmare, I have no idea how, but I couldn't stay alive for more than 10 seconds
Edit: Almost forget about this one:
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Bleach: Shattered Blade might be one of the worst video games I've ever played. I turned it up to the highest difficulty, picked Ikkaku, sat on my couch, closed my eyes, and randomly shook the Wii Remote. When I opened my eyes I had beaten the game. Absolutely serious here.
I just...it's hard to think how a game could possibly be much worse than that.
I unlocked all of the characters. Yep, I played through the game about 24 time to get Grimmjow. At least its completed now.
Seriously it's my least favorite system. Outside of a handful of first party games it felt like a console purely for shovelware. PSX stomped on it when it came to 3rd party support.
Glover was garbage and something I still loathe to this day.
