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[Man God]

Brotista will return!

and reform the twin towers with kane for the ultimate wrassleGAF heel tag team.

 

[Professor Beef]

Cena is staying face. I'm not putting my avatar on the line.

 

[Razorskin]

Oh Fuck, now I'm really regretting being team Face...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hvx0OFtkU5s

 

[Uno Venova]

So many broken hearts on sunday.

FACE

 

[amodelmerol]

I've weighed up both sides and to me there is one clear safe choice, that choice is Team Face...
But that's not the Team I choose to endorse, Team Heel is the underdog and they hold the sheer unwavering power of belief in their hearts to go against the odds and overcome them ironically much like Face Cena.
Someone Heel me up, though I respect the hell out of Team Face *Cena smirk*

Welcome! We don't have Team Heel leather vests yet, but we'll think of something

 

[Jamie OD]

This could be either good or bad.....lol.

Bad. Place is a dump. Maybe I'm being cruel but I was barely here for two hours before I started constantly insulting the place with my travelling buddy.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Cena loses
Snaps
Beats the shit out of The Rock
Beats the shit out of everyone at ringside
Beats the shit out of security
Beats the shit out of the lockeroom
Climbs to the top, AA's the Statue of Liberty into the crowd
Pulls chain out of his pocket
Places it around his neck
Basic Thuganomics floods the arena
Puts his horns into the air
Logo


#heel

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Cena is staying face. I'm not putting my avatar on the line.

What are you some kind of chicken?

 

[Professor Beef]

What are you some kind of chicken?

Nobody calls me chicken! Especially not some paparazzi never-was like YOU, Mr. Meltzer.

 

[billy beane]

Why do you guys always think Cena is gonna turn heel? You guys should know better by now. He is forever face.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I think Daniel Bryan helped him do that this year anyway. And I sincerely hope to see that united "WE are the Tag Team Champions" moment on Sunday, that has never happened for some reason.

It would be the perfect conclusion, ultimate swerve is the team breaking up mutually without an implosion as they successfully managed their anger.

Cena is staying face. I'm not putting my avatar on the line.

Remember this Beef? lets put it up for grabs once again, i'll even let you put it in your digivice thing.
SIGN DA CONTRACT!

Welcome! We don't have Team Heel leather vests yet, but we'll think of something

We'll just have to wear the new HEEL CENA merchandise.

 

[Spider from Mars]

"You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then #heel got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm."
#heel will save you on Sunday when you are drowning. Just reach out your hand, and we will be there.

 

[Mr.NiceGuy]

#face

 

[Chopper]

Cena sets up The Rock for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, "You can't see me"

"Sierra, Hotel, Indigo..."

Enter Paul Heyman, flanked my Punk (victorious earlier in the evening), Lesnar (victorious earlier in the evening) and The Shield (victorious earlier in the evening).

They surround the ring. Heyman pulls the ref out of the ring, punches him to the ground.

All but Heyman climb the apron.

Rocky's up and he and Cena are circling the ring, backs to each, weighing up the impending onslaught.

The Shield, Punk and Lesnar enter the ring,

Cena turns to face Rocky's back (and the hard camera), puts on an angry face, hoofs Rocky in the balls.

Atittude Adjustment onto Reigns' shoulders for a triple powerbomb onto Punk shoulders for a GTS onto Brock's shoulders into an F5. Cena concludes that 5KS.

Heyman drops the leg.

Cena makes the pin as Shane McMahon runs down to score the three-count.

Maddox, Vickie and Big Johnny (who announced earlier in the show that he has been appointed co-assistant to the general manager of Raw) appear on stage, collectively state "Yeah, that's fine".

#Heel

 

[Professor Beef]

BUNCHA MARKS UP IN HERE

ESPECIALLY YOU, OWL

 

[Razorskin]

The match will suck but...

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Cena sets up The Rock for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, "You can't see me"

"Sierra, Hotel, Indigo..."

Enter Paul Heyman, flanked my Punk (victorious earlier in the evening), Lesnar (victorious earlier in the evening) and The Shield (victorious earlier in the evening).

They surround the ring. Heyman pulls the ref out of the ring, punches him to the ground.

All but Heyman climb the apron.

Rocky's up and he and Cena are circling the ring, backs to each, weighing up the impending onslaught.

The Shield, Punk and Lesnar enter the ring,

Cena turns to face Rocky's back (and the hard camera), puts on an angry face, hoofs Rocky in the balls.

Atittude Adjustment onto Reigns' shoulders for a triple powerbomb onto Punk shoulders for a GTS onto Brock's shoukders into an F5. Cena concludes that 5KS.

Heyman drops the leg.

Cena makes the pin as Shane McMahon runs down to score the three-count.

Maddox, Vickie and Big Johnny (who announced earlier in the show that he has been appointed co-assistant to the general manager of Raw appear on stage, collectively state "Yeah, that's fine".

#Heel

Punk isn't winning so won't happen

 

[amodelmerol]

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

The match will suck but...

Apparently reality was having trouble loading Ryback's high-res textures when that pic was taken.

 

[Chopper]

Punk isn't winning so won't happen

Ha ha.

 

[Nocturnowl]

BUNCHA MARKS UP IN HERE

ESPECIALLY YOU, OWL

PROFESSOR BEEF ISN'T EVEN A REAL PROFESSOR!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Vintage Beef.

 

[FallingEdge]

ohhh my turn.

Cena and Rock are going back and forth. Rock hits Rock Bottom.

Out comes Heyman and runs into the ring, Rock grabs him.

Rhino and Justin Credible come out from the crowd and attacks THE ROCK!

Enter Sandman plays and Sandman makes his way from the crowd.

Stevie Richards, Chuck Palumbo, Goldberg, and Kevin Nash all run from the back. They are beating the hell out of Rock!

The Extreme Rising Promotion didn't fold!! THEY WERE BOUGHT BY THE WWE!

CENA PINS ROCK! NEW CHAMP!

MORE ECW AND WCW WRESTLERS COME FROM THE BACK TO CELEBRATE!

WCW AND ECW ARE BACK! VINCE IS LEGIT SHOOK!

BISCH AND RUSSO ARE BACK!

Sandman finally shows the post match celebration.

CENA NEW ECW, WWF, AND WCW CHAMPION.

#SWERVE #RUSSO

 

[Nocturnowl]

Vintage Beef.

You beat him so bad that he's too afraid to put anything on the line again, he's a broken Beef, a has been beef.

 

[Professor Beef]

PROFESSOR BEEF ISN'T EVEN A REAL PROFESSOR!

THAT'S IT, OWL. YOU, ME, STEEL CAGE TWO-WEEK AVATAR BET. Cena is stayin' face, and we both know it.

 

[Ondore]

After a grueling (for the crowd) 25 minutes, Dwayne finally gets the upper hand... ROCK BOTTOM! 1... 2... hegothimnohedidn't. Cena fights back to his feet, tries to start the five moves of doom... shoulderblock caught into a spinebuster!

King: "He's gonna seal it... the most electrifying move in sports entertainment history..."
Cole: "Cena's up! AA!!"

1.
2.
3.

As the ring fills with garbage, Dwayne rises to his feet and hands Cena the belt. But as he does, the camera catches him saying... "See you in New Orleans."

#face

 

[Chopper]

ohhh my turn.

Cena and Rock are going back and forth. Rock hits Rock Bottom.

Out comes Heyman and runs into the ring, Rock grabs him.

Rhino and Justin Credible come out from the crowd and attacks THE ROCK!

Enter Sandman plays and Sandman makes his way from the crowd.

Stevie Richards, Chuck Palumbo, Goldberg, and Kevin Nash all run from the back. They are beating the hell out of Rock!

The Extreme Rising Promotion didn't fold!! THEY WERE BOUGHT BY THE WWE!

CENA PINS ROCK! NEW CHAMP!

MORE ECW AND WCW WRESTLERS COME FROM THE BACK TO CELEBRATE!

WCW AND ECW ARE BACK! VINCE IS LEGIT SHOOK!

Sandman finally shows the post match celebration.

CENA NEW ECW, WWF, AND WCW CHAMPION.

Not a bad theory but doesn't cement a # Heel or #Face outcome.

#FuckTweeners

After a grueling (for the crowd) 25 minutes, Dwayne finally gets the upper hand... ROCK BOTTOM! 1... 2... hegothimnohedidn't. Cena fights back to his feet, tries to start the five moves of doom... shoulderblock caught into a spinebuster!

King: "He's gonna seal it... the most electrifying move in sports entertainment history..."
Cole: "Cena's up! AA!!"

1.
2.
3.

As the ring fills with garbage, Dwayne rises to his feet and hands Cena the belt. But as he does, the camera catches him saying... "See you in New Orleans."

#face

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[cremebox]

Look out for Generico ripping tickets outside the stadium on Sunday!

 

[cartoon_soldier]

#face

Right Team

Cena isn't turning heel guys. Get over it.

It is going to be Michael Cole screaming about how Cena has overcome the odds and beat The Rock to complete his journey of redemption.

 

[Nocturnowl]

THAT'S IT, OWL. YOU, ME, STEEL CAGE TWO-WEEK AVATAR BET. Cena is stayin' face, and we both know it.

IT'S PERSONAL!
TWO WEEK BET, THAT DERPED OUT CENA FACE AVATAR WILL BE YOURS ONCE MORE THIS SUNDAY, HIGH DRAMA!

 

[UberTag]

Why do you guys always think Cena is gonna turn heel? You guys should know better by now. He is forever face.

They're trying to inject some excitement into the WWE's tired pay-per-view this weekend.
Can't really blame them, really. Their hearts are in the right place.

It's the only way you can actively enjoy WWE programming in the year 2013.
Delude yourself enough into thinking Cena will turn heel and that exciting surprises will happen and they will.

The reality is just far too sad to even entertain.

I like to pretend that Vince will either die or stop destroying his product. Sometimes it's nice to dream.

 

[Chopper]

Right Team

Cena isn't turning heel guys. Get over it.

It is going to be Michael Cole screaming about how Cena has overcome the odds and beat The Rock to complete his journey of redemption.

Aaaargh! No! This can't happen again!

 

[TangMeng]

If Cena doesn't turn he won't win the belt. I don't see him beating the Rock cleanly

 

[cartoon_soldier]

If Cena doesn't turn he won't win the belt. I don't see him beating the Rock cleanly

Aaaargh! No! This can't happen again!

He will beat The Rock cleanly.

It will happen.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Here ya go Beef, wear this one if you lose

though I don't think you're going to lose. Unfortunately.

 

[jred2k]

Right Team

Cena isn't turning heel guys. Get over it.

It is going to be Michael Cole screaming about how Cena has overcome the odds and beat The Rock to complete his journey of redemption.

WM is ending with Cole using his Owen voice saying how Cena has betrayed the WWE Universe. Its gonna be glorious.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

WM is ending with Cole using his Owen voice saying how Cena has betrayed the WWE Universe. Its gonna be glorious.

There is a greater chance of WM ending with Cena flying out of the arena like Superman than Cena turning heel.

 

[Chopper]

If Cena doesn't turn he won't win the belt. I don't see him beating the Rock cleanly

Exactly! The Rock has been doing ALL the face work in the build up. There's no way anyone in the WWE can expect a positive, or even a "mixed" reaction if he wins clean. The only possible outcome is a dirty finish or a loss. And a loss -> heel turn anyway.

#Heel

All this hashtag shit reminds me of that dude who insisted on signing all of his posts withh the word peace. Does he still do that?

 

[Pavaloo]

Cena is going to murder The Rock in the middle of the ring. Marking the darkest heel turn in wrestling history.

#Heel

 

[Professor Beef]

Exactly! The Rock has been doing ALL the face work in the build up. There's no way anyone in the WWE can expect a positive, or even a "mixed" reaction if he wins clean. The only possible outcome is a dirty finish or a loss. And a loss -> heel turn.

#Heel

Didn't stop Cena from staying face the first time.

I gotta think of something good for Nocturnowl to wear once Cena raises that belt high in the sky with a smile on his face while King and Cole sing his praises about overcoming the odds.

 

[Chopper]

He will beat The Rock cleanly.

It will happen.

I laughed out loud at the sheer brutality of this post.

 

[Chopper]

Didn't stop Cena from staying face the first time.

He wasn't as passionate about winning it before. He didn't make antagonistic promos that strongly hinted to a turn the first time.

Edit: That's the second time I've dp'd in this thread. Sorry. I'm just super excited about this heel turn.

Edit: #Heel

 

[Spider from Mars]

He'll never turnnn
He'll never turnnn

But he will #heel

 

[Man God]

Team #Face is legit shook by the formation of the most credible stable in the history of wrassleGAF.

When you're a member of Team #Heel you are in it for life, brother!

 

[TangMeng]

He will beat The Rock cleanly.

It will happen.

I just can't see this happening. It's unimaginable to me, especially after what the Rock has been saying recently.

 

[Chopper]

 

[FallingEdge]

#FACE = Aces & 8s
#HEEL = The CORRE

#SWERVE, #ROCK = Four Horseman

 

[Pavaloo]

Yeah, I mean Cena thinks he can beat The Rock, but The Rock knows he can beat Cena. You've seen it all year guys, Cena hasn't been the same, there's no way he's going to win at WrestleMania. His marriage fell apart for christ's sake! How will he be able to focus on The Rock?

 

[Chopper]

#FACE = X-Factor
#HEEL = nWo

#SWERVE, #ROCK = Four Horsemen

Fixed.

 

[TangMeng]

The Rock said he isn't gonna stand there and shake Cena's hand and talk about how much he respects Cena. There's no way he just rolls out of the ring after getting pinned cleanly.