Next article by Ben Kuchera will be titled "The Xbox One controller feels like putting my finger in a pussy"
It felt like the first time I touched a girls breast
Can you point me to some articles that are orgasming the same way about the Xbone controller? Or are you just basing their quality on fucking internet JPEGs and a personal bias.
Come on, son. These "Game Journalists" are no strangers to either controller, be it PS4 or Xbone, yet they lavish the praise on the Sony hardware. And here you are claiming it's worse than something you have never even held or seen in person.
Griffin McElroy, Polygon:
Them are some loaded words, now there's a ton of pressure on the PS4 controller being good.
Also calm down folks, the article gave me a chuckle. I didn't expect a meltdown here.
I feel so stupid for supporting your fucking games on both XBOX and PS3 + steam - oh all the money I've spent om merchandise and other Penny Arcade related stuff, just for you guys to jump out as PS fanboys. It's such a shame. And pathetic.
That is just a sad sad thing to write
Ahahaha the comments:
magical swirling assWhat an embarrassing piece of writing. Reminds me of Harry Knowles review of Charlie's Angels.
It is just a videogame controller you god damned weirdo.
Bags of sand? What are these comments? If her breasts feel like bags of sand, then there are some issues with them... just saying..
Holy shit Batman, now that is a description.
WTF??? i know you want hits but devaluing a person an comparing the controller to female breast?
That is just a sad sad thing to write
*Ben Kuchera*
People who've played with it are saying that the controller's design is made as such that the symmetrical sticks aren't much of an issue since there is enough space between the two sides,at least that's what I think I read.So they improved the triggers, fine. Couldnt get worse than DS3.
They still didnt fix the sticks. Its still a dual shock.
Xbox's controller is still better.
What did PS4 mess up with PS4? Everything seems just... perfect.
Brad from Giantbomb was also in love with the thing the moment he held it.
Its a reference to the movie '40 year old virgin'.
From my point of view the XBone's sticks are placed incorrectly!The sticks are still placed incorrectly.