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[CambriaRising]

This article and some of the posts in this thread are really embarrassing.

 

[gogojira]

Ugh, he sucks so much.

 

[Ghazi]

So I am at a disadvantage here with the fact that I've neither touched a boob or held a DualShock 4? DAMN YOU PENNY ARCADE!!!!!

Journalism

 

[SmokyDave]

I want a pair of bigass fake controllers to play with.

 

[A Human Becoming]

So I am at a disadvantage here with the fact that I've neither touched a boob or held a DualShock 4? DAMN YOU PENNY ARCADE!!!!!

Journalism

You're missing out, big time.

 

[Amir0x]

So I am at a disadvantage here with the fact that I've neither touched a boob or held a DualShock 4? DAMN YOU PENNY ARCADE!!!!!

Journalism

oh god start living your life DJ Ghazi before it's too late

Omg DJ Ghazi, the DJ that's going to play at the Republican's WE FINALLY GOT OBAMA ON BENGHAZI party? Sorry, sorry... name's awesome.

 

[Incitemaybe]

That'd translate to nothing of consequence for me then.

 

[Kinyou]

OR less people who prefer the symmetrical layout feel the need to whine about it in threads for asymmetrical controllers that they know are going to asymmetrical before they enter the thread.

It never adds anything to the discussion and is entirely subjective.

I don't see a reason why I should believe that the one side of the crowd would be less whiny

So I am at a disadvantage here with the fact that I've neither touched a boob or held a DualShock 4? DAMN YOU PENNY ARCADE!!!!!

Journalism

You did.... A long time ago.... In your early days.... You just have to remember..... remember.....

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I approve of this post.

 

[Jackpot]

It felt like the first time I touched a girl’s breast in the backseat of a car with fogged up windows, scared that her parents were going to fling the door open and start yelling at me.

[/stealth brag]

 

[nomis]

Judging by the responses here, you'd think that hyperbole was a sacred communication tool for use only by Gaffers.

I'm not claiming this guy is actually a good writer.

 

[Amir0x]

Judging by the responses here, you'd think that hyperbole was a sacred communication tool for use only by Gaffers.

I'm not claiming this guy is actually a good writer.

shit mang, better ways to exercise the hyperbole muscle than talking about the way it felt to feel up a girl for the first time in comparison to a damn controller

 

[Mononoke]

Judging by the responses here, you'd think that hyperbole was a sacred communication tool for use only by Gaffers.

I'm not claiming this guy is actually a good writer.

I just kind of found it awkward.

 

[Ghazi]

oh god start living your life DJ Ghazi before it's too late

Omg DJ Ghazi, the DJ that's going to play at the Republican's WE FINALLY GOT OBAMA ON BENGHAZI party? Sorry, sorry... name's awesome.

No worries haha, I get it a lot. I love this name, it's so perfect.

You're missing out, big time.

One dayyyyyyyyyyy.....

You did.... A long time ago.... In your early days.... You just have to remember..... remember.....

I'm not 70 years old....

I just kind of found it awkward.

That'd be an understatement lol

for people that cant fondle breast properly.

lmfao

 

[Corto]

DS4 it's The Last of Us of console controllers.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Judging by the responses here, you'd think that hyperbole was a sacred communication tool for use only by Gaffers.

I'm not claiming this guy is actually a good writer.

Pretty sure a post like that on gaf would be mercilessly mocked.

 

[Acrylic7]

for people that cant fondle breast properly.

 

[freddy]

That is cringe worthy.

 

[Azure J]

This title/analogy is legitimately cringeworthy.

 

[KillerTravis]

That part about his unborn child... ugh.

 

[Pimpbaa]

It's just too uncomfortable and too much of a stretch to play FPS or other thumbstick-oriented games on the Dualshock.

Too much of a stretch? People complain about bumping their thumbs together on a dual shock (not me tho). How small are your hands?

 

[Hot Coldman]

This is how to do a comedically hyperbolic DS4 impression, by the way.

 

[Riposte]

So it sounds like a good controller then. I wonder if I will be able to hook it up to my PC. PS3 controller has been my go-to for that.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

You would think holding a DS4 would be like holding two penises instead.

 

[Bojanglez]

The Press Association have really let their standards slip

 

[Crayons]

Guess that means I'm never getting a PS4 controller.

 

[Kinyou]

I'm not 70 years old....

I'm talking about your baby days.

Remember the taste.... REMEMBER THE TASTE

 

[Hedge]

This is how to do a comedically hyperbolic DS4 impression, by the way.

This made me feel.. so dirty.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Should be the slogan for PS4 ads.

 

[Ghazi]

I'm talking about your baby days.

Remember the taste.... REMEMBER THE TASTE

pls no

 

[Xplatformer]

Nothing but praise from everyone for the DS4, can it really be that good.

It might just be that the DS3 was/is so bad that people are overhyping the DS4

 

[LuchaShaq]

Why would anyone ever read Ben Kuchera after his lies/insane rantings against used games?

Dude is a total clown.

 

[Paper Sparrow]

Should be the slogan for PS4 ads.

"PS4: The replacement for boobs."

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

That's certainly

Press.

of some kind.





hrm.

 

[RyudBoy]

I do with the sticks incorrectly shit would stop. It never happens this much in Xbox threads.

Typing with a lisp must really suck.

 

[Toparaman]

YES. I mean, fuck man, at least try to be professional.

that's one way of putting it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZMDH9IG4o#t=201s

The opening of this video is hilarious. What a dramatic speech by Reggie.

 

[Akuun]

Well then.

The gaming industry has been struggling to shed the image of being a hobby for sexist, immature manchildren living in their parents' basement for the past few years. And then this guy writes something like that.

Does anyone else find it incredibly ironic that the PA report was created with the intention to get away from stereotypically terrible games journalism?

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

These were the same girls that ranted over people objectifying Jessica Nigiri right? Seems a little... off. Oh well.

 

[webkatt]

I really wish Sony will produce a controller like the 360's. It will shut everyone the hell out (i hope) and make the conversion to ps4 all that much smoother

 

[kirblar]

"When I used the Wiimote for the first time...."

 

[RMI]

*Ben Kuchera*

.

 

[CTLance]

Holy shit, what an embarrassing article. I'm feeling soiled for having read it.

I mean, I can understand some sort of tongue in cheek ode to the beauty of the hardware. This is nothing like that. Oh ew.

 

[Fusebox]

As someone equally comfortable with DS, Xbox controller and playing FPS on touch-screens, I'm most looking forward to getting my hands on the DS4, it looks like pure sex for my thumbs. This hype is making me hyped.

 

[Lime]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/report/about/

Our Mission and Our Team
The Penny Arcade Report is a no-bullshit source of daily video game news,
industry coverage, business analysis, and pop culture commentary.

PAR isn’t just about video games, although video games are going to provide the backbone of our coverage. We’re going to discuss everything we’re playing, watching, reading, and experiencing in the world of gaming and technology. We’re going to dig deeper, write longer, and help you to avoid wasting your time on coverage that doesn’t take these topics as seriously as you do.

PAR combines original, long-form game reporting and shorter news blasts. The latest version of The Cut points out the best in game writing and timely stories about the industry, with our own commentary about why you need to read these stories and where we feel others may have led you astray. Our core values are staying the same, but our mission has become broader.

 

[startyourengine]

cantwait.gif

 

[jimbor]

I'm excited by all the positivity surrounding the DS4 pad. Switching from the 360 to PS4 meant the pad was my main regret.

Hopefully now I can switch with no regrets.

 

[DBT85]

Typing with a lisp must really suck.

It's a challenge yeah, screen covered in spittle.

 

[Hattori]

so the controller feel like bags of sand, preorder cancelled

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

so the controller feel like bags of sand, preorder cancelled

Heh.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Considering Penny Arcade's readership, he might as well have equated it to walking on the moon for the first time. For many of PA's readers, his description will be about as effective as trying to describe the color blue to a person born blind.