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007 SPECTRE |OT| It's me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin.

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strafer

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CR is so good.
 
Saw the movie, I liked it honestly. The story isn't anything to write home about at all but it was entertaining. The theme was nowhere near as good as CS but I liked it as well, surprisingly enough. I'd welcome Craig for one more of these films.
 

foxtrot3d

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I don't think I was prepared for just how incredibly dull this turned out to be. Thomas Newman's score is so damn boring, and strangely distracting(maybe it was just my theater, but the sound mix was quite bad, making some dialog very hard to hear). There isn't a single exciting set piece in the entire film, with only the train fight threatening to be interesting. Everybody, every single actor, seems bored to be in this movie. And between Sam Mendes static compositions, Lee Harvey's editing, the stunning lack of wit from the script, and the look of the film that seems to either be overblown light from God or deadening beige, its a challenge to keep yourself awake for all 150 agonizingly long minutes. And as bad as the first half was, somehow the second half is even worse, with a central romance with zero sparks or chemistry, a completely wasted Christopher Waltz, pointless retcons, and about 3 anti-climaxes one after another, each more nonsencial than the last. I felt trapped watching this movie. I wanted to escape the theater, but some sense of fandom kept me there.

Thing is, its the kind of bad film that makes you question that fandom. Like maybe this is it for me, this series has clearly gone so far up its own ass, that even on the curve that we often rate James Bond movies, I can't even give it a pass. Then I went back to YouTube, and found that clip of Bond and Vesper on the train. What a night and day difference! A conversation full of wit and character-revealing moments, performed by actors clearly relishing the material, starring a Bond who's cool and handsome but still somebody recognizably human, edited with a smooth rhythm for maximum audience engagement. Then I went through all the other clips, the fantastic action sequences, David Arnold's wonderful score, how a fuckin' poker game had more dramatic stakes and tension than all the sequences in Spectre combined, and then I realized....no, I don't hate James Bond. Its just Spectre that sucks.

I just came back from the theatre and thought I'd write up a good three or four paragraphs detailing just how much this movie sucks but you've seem to hit all the key points. I just want to add what was the point of Mr. White's daughter? Why is she so inept? Bond really shows its age when every single female character is a damsel in distress only serving as a port for Bond to dock into briefly. The recent Mission Impossible film completely shits all over SPECTRE in every way.

I've had enough of Craig, I'm so serious "woe is me" secret assassin Bond. Please, give me back super outrageous and fun Bond who enjoys what he does and shoot terrorists with lasers in outer space.
 

shintoki

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I just came back from the theatre and thought I'd write up a good three or four paragraphs detailing just how much this movie sucks but you've seem to hit all the key points. I just want to add what was the point of Mr. White's daughter? Why is she so inept? Bond really shows its age when every single female character is a damsel in distress only serving as a port for Bond to dock into briefly. The recent Mission Impossible film completely shits all over SPECTRE in every way.

I've had enough of Craig, I'm so serious "woe is me" secret assassin Bond. Please, give me back super outrageous and fun Bond who enjoys what he does and shoot terrorists with lasers in outer space.

This year has been solid for Spy films.

Kingsman, The Man from UNCLE, Spy, and MI5....

Shame Bond failed to deliver even something decent.

hell no. that's the kind of thinking that lead to die another day.


I'd much prefer another Die Another Day than Spectre. DAD was bad, but at least understood how to be entertaining. This is was just bad and boring.
 
i shouldn't be one to talk since I'm seeing it tomorrow but I really freaking doubt (halle berry swimsuit aside) that die another day is better than spectre. y'all must be tripping.
 

foxtrot3d

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i shouldn't be one to talk since I'm seeing it tomorrow but I really freaking doubt (halle berry swimsuit aside) that die another day is better than spectre. y'all must be tripping.

You haven't seen it? Trust me, it's bad. I rarely complain about the length of a movie, TDKR is nearly three hours long and I wanted more by the end, the same goes for Interstellar. SPECTRE is 2hrs and 28min and yet it feels so much longer because there are so many useless scenes. Hell, even the opening to the scene is just so boring although it tries to mask itself as cool by starting with a tracking shot. Honestly, that is the whole movie "trying to look cool," but forgetting everything that makes something "cool" or good in an action movie. A complete waste.
 

nomis

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I like how everyone is pontificating over what makes Craig look older in Skyfall... stubble, hair length. I'm sure it's partially that, but he simply gets older looking every outing and is at the point in Spectre that they applied some LolaFX. It's evident in quite a few shots.
 

foxtrot3d

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Have you seen Die Another Day?

I stand by my statement. The movie also had Bond outrun a space laser with his invisible car, way more enjoyable than boring, stern faced Craig action sequence #13. Hell, the entire first act of DAD was amazing, the movie only "fell apart" once he actually got to the arctic retreat.
 

Jarmel

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Someone made a comment earlier in the spoiler thread that Spectre made them question whether they actually were a fan of the Bond franchise. I came out of the theater with the exact same reaction in that I was wondering if I was just growing too old for some of the humor and whether this wasn't my sort of movie anymore.

Then I started watching the Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace clips. God damn it, Craig was much better in those films for whatever reason.
 
So I saw the movie...

I really don't know what to make of it. I can't tell if it's worse or better than skyfall. Spectre felt like it was going nowhere. Nothing really clever moves the plot forward with instead just Bond globetrotting around the world with action thrown in for the hell of it.

As for the
connection between the other bond films, I loved and hated it, but as I've mentioned, my favorite part was the hidden room in lamerican. Bond seeing the interrogation video titled vesper was great. Bond has developed since CR to not fall in love or don't get too attached, but there was that look on his face of a bit sadness. I loved it.

Action was very ho hum. I miss CR's choreograph.

Oh, and was wearing a polo shirt and some kind linen pants. I loved it.

Edit-waltz was forgettable.
 

ShowDog

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Hell, the entire first act of DAD was amazing, the movie only "fell apart" once he actually got to the arctic retreat.

C'mon dude the Madonna dominatrix fencing instructor scene? I enjoy DaD for what it is but don't pretend it's a good or defensible movie. I saw xXx instead of DaD on opening weekend and had no regrets. That really says it all.
 

foxtrot3d

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C'mon dude the Madonna dominatrix fencing instructor scene? I enjoy DaD for what it is but don't pretend it's a good or defensible movie. I saw xXx instead of DaD on opening weekend and had no regrets. That really says it all.

I thoroughly enjoy the first half of DaD. The opening, Bond being captured, his "rescue", being essentially disavowed and having to go rouge, that fencing fight scene between him and the villain. It's only when the major plot gets going that things start to get too wacky and falls part to me.
 
I'm gonna put my full thoughts in the spoiler thread in a few minutes, but definitely mixed feelings. It's the lowest of Craig's Bond films, but there's some good stuff there, buried under the world's dumbest twist.
 

paskowitz

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One thing that was consistently good in this movie was the wardrobe selection. I'm not a fashion person but damn, I would mind owning Bond's wardrobe.
 
DAD is insanely enjoyable in that "I can't believe they actually went there" way. Korean henchman with diamonds in his face trying to change his DNA in a special facility so he can look like British lord's servant, surfing on tsunami, "friendly" fencing duel, Sigmund Freud, analyze this. Yeah, it's like a terrible B-movie, but it has energy to spare and that alone makes it much more fun than joyless SPECTRE.
 

Number45

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Judi Dench had great chem with Bronsan too. She is hands down the best M and sadly we will probably not get an equal.
Agreed. For all my issues with Skyfall, killing her off before she asked to leave the role will remain the single most unforgivable Bond moment as far as I'm concerned. She has elevated every film she's been in and they seem desperate to want to achieve the same thing with Fiennes but he's just not interesting as a character at all.
 

Rich!

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Agreed. For all my issues with Skyfall, killing her off before she asked to leave the role will remain the single most unforgivable Bond moment as far as I'm concerned. She has elevated every film she's been in and they seem desperate to want to achieve the same thing with Fiennes but he's just not interesting as a character at all.

The hell you on about? Not sure where you got that from.

Judi Dench made it clear she had to leave the role. She's going blind in real life to the point where she can no longer read scripts.

It was her decision for Skyfall to be the last, even before the script was locked.
 

Number45

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The hell you on about? Not sure where you got that from.

Judi Dench made it clear she had to leave the role. She's going blind in real life to the point where she can no longer read scripts.

It was her decision for Skyfall to be the last, even before the script was locked.
Hmm, this is contrary to what I'd heard. I'll have a read up on it (I knew she had some health issues, but thought that she'd said she felt she could continue).
 

orochi91

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Very unimpressed with this film.

Just got back from seeing it, so the disappointment is still fresh :/

-Belluci's role was non-existent, despite all the pre-release hype.
-The sex-driven encounters with the women in this film felt random and completely unwarranted; it totally took me out of the moment when both those scenes happened.
-The relationship with those women weren't developed or convincing at all.
-Villain was a let down;
all that supposed plotting/destruction over the course of the previous films was because his father did a good deed and took care of an orphan for a brief period of time many years ago???
-Waltz's character was really badly developed.
-Cliche everywhere, and none of it was endearing or well-executed.
-Audio was a disaster, what with all those obnoxious swells during dramatic moments and the blaring trumpets.
-A shockingly underwhelming ending that only further cemented the bitter disappointment this film fostered in me.

The opening credit sequence was brilliant, I loved the imagery and the theme was fantastic.
 
A silly creative memorable setpiece, like other Bond films. What does Spectre have to make itself stand out? That's right, fucking nothing.

The opener in Mexico City was phenomenal. Atmosphere, action, style, tension, amazing.

But then the rest of the film happened.

Lea Seydoux though, goddamn. What a woman.
 

orochi91

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The opener in Mexico City was phenomenal. Atmosphere, action, style, tension, amazing.

But then the rest of the film happened.

Lea Seydoux though, goddamn. What a woman.

I liked the Mexico scene only up until the helicopter sequence, in which he proceeds to terrorize the entire district by attempting to kick out the fucking pilot of a careening helicopter.

It was so damn stupid :/
 

zugzug

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After all the hubbub about Idris Elba being a Bond in the future and that not panning out. I sorta wished they had rewritten this movie to make him a different 00 and have a guear apperance in some manner that lasted for 30-45minutes of the movie.

I really liked that idea of making Pierce Brosnon a super Villian ex-00 turned bad guy.

A shame Spectre was so terrible and plain and flat out faking that torture scene having no impact.

Edit: ZOMG yes, those action scenes the music was way to loud and obnoxious.
 

kinoki

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
A silly creative memorable setpiece, like other Bond films. What does Spectre have to make itself stand out? That's right, fucking nothing.

I really liked the mouse-scene. One of the few times we get to see Bond as himself when noone else is watching. There are so few scenes with Bond just being.
 

Blader

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lol, I see we're already in full revisionist mode now...

Can't wait until The Force Awakens comes out and dissatisfied fans start going on about, "Well, at least the prequels actually tried something new!"

-Belluci's role was non-existent, despite all the pre-release hype.

The hype around Belluci was only ever about her age.
 

Busty

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lol, I see we're already in full revisionist mode now...

Can't wait until The Force Awakens comes out and dissatisfied fans start going on about, "Well, at least the prequels actually tried something new!"

I can almost guarantee you that this will be the case.
 

Number45

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The hell you on about? Not sure where you got that from.

Judi Dench made it clear she had to leave the role. She's going blind in real life to the point where she can no longer read scripts.

It was her decision for Skyfall to be the last, even before the script was locked.
Do you have anything specific? I'm looking around and all I can find are articles about how upset she was when she heard they were killing the character off, like this.
 

samn

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Not being able to physically read the script needn't stop her. She only has a few scenes in each film and she could have the lines read to her on a tape.
 
I'm hoping to see this with my wife on Friday, and want to make sure my expectations are checked. Overwhelming response seems negative with a few good bits sprinkled here or there.

I'm a huge fan of Connery, early Brosnan, and all of Craig's films. For me, Quantum of Solace is essentially the second half of a story that started in Casino Royale. It literally picks up right after and if you treat it this way, its much more enjoyable. So...is Spectre just a bad Bond in general, or a bad bond compared to what we've been used to with Craig so far?

I thought the end of Skyfall set things up so that all the elements of the regular Bond formula were present. After skyfall, I expected the next film would go back to some great familiar territory. We'd get a big action scene to start, then back to M in his office, giving Bond a mission, some flirting with Moneypenny, then off to the mission. Are people railing against a formulaic Bond being back?
 
I'm hoping to see this with my wife on Friday, and want to make sure my expectations are checked. Overwhelming response seems negative with a few good bits sprinkled here or there.

I'm a huge fan of Connery, early Brosnan, and all of Craig's films. For me, Quantum of Solace is essentially the second half of a story that started in Casino Royale. It literally picks up right after and if you treat it this way, its much more enjoyable. So...is Spectre just a bad Bond in general, or a bad bond compared to what we've been used to with Craig so far?

I thought the end of Skyfall set things up so that all the elements of the regular Bond formula were present. After skyfall, I expected the next film would go back to some great familiar territory. We'd get a big action scene to start, then back to M in his office, giving Bond a mission, some flirting with Moneypenny, then off to the mission. Are people railing against a formulaic Bond being back?

So, good news bad news...

Bond Formula isn't really back. This one has a story more akin to CR/QoS than Skyfall. So that's good news.

Bad news is that the plot itself has some sloppiness-- at least one major transition makes no sense at all (missing or rewritten scene?) and a lot of headscratchers is general. Also, the dialogue is pretty bad for a Bond film. There's a huge mess of wasted potential as well.

Overall I left satisfied, but the criticisms (if not their magnitude) are mostly accurate.
 
The opening scene, the plane chase and the train fight all come to mind.

The opening scene I would go so far as to say was bad, the plane chase was ok but lacked tension, and the train fight was done much much better in From Russia With Love.

Hoytema can't shoot action, and Mendes doesn't seem to know how to direct it here (although Skyfall had pretty great action so maybe he was just burnt out).
 
So, good news bad news...

Bond Formula isn't really back. This one has a story more akin to CR/QoS than Skyfall. So that's good news.

Bad news is that the plot itself has some sloppiness-- at least one major transition makes no sense at all (missing or rewritten scene?) and a lot of headscratchers is general. Also, the dialogue is pretty bad for a Bond film. There's a huge mess of wasted potential as well.

Overall I left satisfied, but the criticisms (if not their magnitude) are mostly accurate.
Thanks for the info. I think managed expectations will help when we see it!
 

liquidtmd

Banned
It's not funny. It doesn't look like him....but I was in the cinema with my partner and halfway through I thought Craigs performance reminded me of someone but I couldn't place it. Towards the finale i realised what it was

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I giggled to myself. I told my gf. She frowned at me. Best part of the movie for me.
 

AcridMeat

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Wow surprised so many people hating on Skyfall. That last half hour was my favorite part of any of the Craig Bond films.
Completely agree. That last section made the film quite enjoyable for me.
Have you seen Die Another Day?

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Oh wow I must have this blocked from my memory. Was this the one where he skates around ice against a green jaguar?
I liked the Mexico scene only up until the helicopter sequence, in which he proceeds to terrorize the entire district by attempting to kick out the fucking pilot of a careening helicopter.

It was so damn stupid :/
Same thoughts here. That helicopter portion was super dumb and ruined the tension of that opening for me.
 
lol, I see we're already in full revisionist mode now...

Can't wait until The Force Awakens comes out and dissatisfied fans start going on about, "Well, at least the prequels actually tried something new!"



.

This will happen.

And it will be hilarious.
 
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