They forgot to post the rest of the interview
ABC: So, the wii is going to take over the whole world?
Reggie: Yeah, were not only going for the gaming market were going after the souls of billions as well. The wii isn't just a video game system, it's also a very intense form of hypnotism. With WiiConnect24 we can use the wii to keep humans around the world connected to our database all day, all night.
ABC: And thats something your evil competitors aren't doing right?
Reggie: I wouldn't call them evil. I prefer inferior.
ABC: How are they inferior?
Reggie: Well for one, I could totally beat them in an arm wrestling match. There was actually a boxing match planned for e3 where I would take on a few of the other companies big wigs and some heretic internet journalists, but they all chickened out last minute. They never gave a reason, but I have a feeling it has to do with the .45 caliber rifles im packin. Reggie begins to roll up his sleeves and shows his 24 inch pythons to the camera.
ABC: Those are some large muscles. I doubt the other companies have something like that.
Reggie: Well I hear that peter moore guy is packin, but itl take a few more tattoos for him to be able to stand up to the pokebombs I swing around in the ring.
ABC: Enough about penis metaphors, let's talk about the games. I hear you've got an amazing line up?
Reggie: Amazing just doesn't do it justice. I would call our launch line up the best line up since the trail of tears, and you can quote me on that.
ABC: I played the Wii at the unveiling party a couple a weeks ago and I have to say I was quite intrigued.
Reggie: Thats the hypnosis at work. The effects should last for another week, but the wii is so great that I doubt youll even notice it.
ABC: When can I play it again?
Reggie: When I let you play it again.
ABC: Come on man, don't leave me hangin.
Reggie: It'll cost you, how does 599 sound?
ABC: I don't have that kind of money.
Reggie: Then how about we let perrin give you a "live demo"
ABC: Does that hurt?
Reggie: It depends on what you're in to.
ABC: Okay okay fine, interview over, just let me get another hit.
Reggie: Oh, youll get hit all right Reggie signals giant men in leather outfits over and the interviewer is taken off camera and fades to black.