ZedIndyLil
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Eh, stupid as hell, but I wouldn't be too hard on the "author". Seems like a content serf desperate to hit her quota of 11 posts/day or whatever.
LOL11. When you're out shopping and notice a pretty young girl walk by, tease your wife "Bet you wish you still had legs like that, honey." To show her it's all in good fun, buy her an ice cream and have a laugh before wheeling her up the next chair ramp.
11. Withold his/her heart medication and replace them with sugar tablets
Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!
Its funny that they mention a trackball mouse. I haven't seen one of those in like 10 years.
A lot of these seem to assume that the man is an idiot, which only tells me that people buy into every sitcom or commercial on TV.
To be fair, they also assume the woman's an idiot.
lol this oldie
Here's one that's better than any of those:
fuck him instead of doing stupid pranks
But that isn't spicy
And dont forget to write Gotcha! on the box.
But that isn't spicy
2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
10. Lastly, weve got a no-fail prank that anyone can do and its sure to get a laugh. Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!
12. Chew slowly.11. Give him a blow job and then take a big bite! Don't forget to yell "surprise!!!" as he recoils in horror.
Its funny that they mention a trackball mouse. I haven't seen one of those in like 10 years.
11. Empty his favorite cereal into a container, and re-fill his box with a cereal he hates. The next morning when he realizes the error, look at him and exclaim "I guessed they messed up at the cereal factory!"
Make sure you are eating a bowl of his favorite cereal while you make this observation then tell him you aren't wearing any panties.