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Oh thanks for gluing this quarter to our floor, wife! How hilarious! Let's fuck while we think about how we are going to afford to pay to have our floor refinished and still make our mortgage payment.
This shit is hilarious. If there was a competition for Extreme Milquetoasting Amber Milt would be the fucking champ.
Does this work with other garbage like banana peels and Cheetos bags?
I think that summarizes everything.
I'd be so disappointed in my wife if she did any of these pranks... I'd want the love of my life to be far more imaginative when it comes to pranking me.
The old sticker-on-the-back routine of the "Kick Me" variety is not very clever, and its certainly not nice but it is pretty funny. Try Hug Me instead, and wait for him to come home and tell you about his bizarre office encounters.
2) When she comes home at night to a dark house, hide around the corner next to the light switch. When she reaches to turn it on, grab her hand!
Lost it here5) Record her tinkling in the bathroom and change her voicemail greeting!
I was surprised by how mediocre all the ideas are.I can't really explain this, but for some reason, reading that list actually pissed me off. It made me uncomfortable and eventually literally angry.
This is so strange.
11. When you're out shopping and notice a pretty young girl walk by, tease your wife "Bet you wish you still had legs like that, honey." To show her it's all in good fun, buy her an ice cream and have a laugh before wheeling her up the next chair ramp.
11. When you're out shopping and notice a pretty young girl walk by, tease your wife "Bet you wish you still had legs like that, honey." To show her it's all in good fun, buy her an ice cream and have a laugh before wheeling her up the next chair ramp.
I've done this.Top 10 pranks for guys:
2) When she comes home at night to a dark house, hide around the corner next to the light switch. When she reaches to turn it on, grab her hand!
There are some pretty great ideas here, wow!
There was this one time when I was with my "special lady" (^_^), and we were on our way to get some fresh pizza... yum! As a little surprise, I cut the break wires in my car before we left because she gets so adorable when she is screaming in terror, hah!
Of course we were on main street on the way to the pizza shoppe, and I was going 40 instead of 45 (because I was in on my own little secret, and while I love her, I didn't want to make it too dangerous!). We were laughing while I was tickling her under the blouse, having the merriest of times.
Well then it was time for the prank! I swerved into the oncoming lane of traffic, and she shrieked in horror as I tried to slam on the breaks to no avail! I just knew there was gonna be some lovin' for me that night based on how tight she was gripping my arm as a truck rammed into the passenger door, paralyzing her from the neck down!
After several weeks in the hospital, on our first full night back home, I decided to order pizza from the shoppe we were driving to the night she was paralyzed! It brought back good memories of a funny prank, and we laughed and ate our yum-yums before I gently contorted my body into a geometrical position ripe for paralytic coitus.
This prank worked so well, I've already recommended it to several friends It's good to show you care in special ways!
Here's a fun followup prank. Make sure to write "DNR" on her bracelet, and wait for her to tell you about her vain struggle to cling to life.
Well, their readership probably takes breaks from reading and forwarding chain emails to visit foxnews.com.
"This isn't Gatorade, you fucking bitch!"
This is terribly lame.
dude.
3. If you're feeling silly, stuff tissues or newspaper into his shoes so that he cant get his feet in. Write SURPRISE! on each one hell see the message as he pulls them out.
2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
Hey guess what, your husband isn't tied up because of your stupid joke, he's using it as an excuse to get out of the house for an hour and fuck someone who isn't a goddamn moron.2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
Glass breaking tools are occasionally called glass hammers. He might actually come back with a real product!I don't even...
It's like it was written by someone that thinks they are much smarter than they really are. Teehee dumb husband.
"Glass hammer"? Really? What kind of fucking idiot would think that exists?
11. When you're out shopping and notice a pretty young girl walk by, tease your wife "Bet you wish you still had legs like that, honey." To show her it's all in good fun, buy her an ice cream and have a laugh before wheeling her up the next chair ramp.
This shit is hilarious. If there was a competition for Extreme Milquetoasting Amber Milt would be the fucking champ.