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[TemplaerDude]

I'm sure they'd make an exception for Hitler.

Naaaaaaaaah

 

[hanspampel]

He saw Trump get elected and realized being a racist warmonger is considered ok again in the west.

FTFY

He's a liar now way Hitler would've made it to 128 in any alternate universe.

 

[III-V]

This is the crappiest news article of all time.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm sure they'd make an exception for Hitler.

Hitler: “No take-backs!”

 

[Dyle]

l

 

[GurgleBot20]

Naaaaaaaaah

Israel:. If we were to break our word just like that we'd be as bad as Hitler.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I mean, they kind of have to go together. I'm really curious where this number comes from.

That's what makes my post hilarious.

 

[BFIB]

Trump's Christmas came early.

 

[norm9]

This is the crappiest news article of all time.

The Hitler of news articles?

 

[GurgleBot20]

That's what makes my post hilarious.

Fine, I'll chuckle.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

moral of the story: always make an exception for hitler in the fine print

 

[Frozenprince]

I mean really in the grand scheme of things I wasn't THAT bad right guys?

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Old man who looks nothing like Hitler claims to be Hitler, news at 11.

 

[valkillmore]

This is the crappiest news article of all time.

Is it even news? It would be news if it was confirmed to be him. As it is its just 'Area man with dementia erroneously believes he is Adolf Hitler.'

Edit: ^^ dat

 

[FiggyCal]

I'd buy the autobiography. I hope he survives a few more years.

 

[Sorcerer]

Of course he is not Hitler. but if he could prove he was I wonder what kind of following/worshipers he would amass? Of course he would just as likely be assassinated in no time at all.

 

[Speevy]

Old man who looks nothing like Hitler claims to be Hitler, news at 11.

Secret Nazi plastic surgery

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Do we have like any of Hitler's DNA stored in a vault to compare this guy's to?

 

[adj_noun]

I wish he could run against Trump.

I mean, what does the alt-right do

 

[Lulubop]

why you lying

 

[Zeyphersan]

I’m Spartacus Hitler

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Wouldn't this be relatively uncomplicated to verify?

 

[III-V]

ALT-RIGHT FLOCKS TO ARGENTINA

 

[HStallion]

He can't let Trump steal his thunder now can he?

 

[GurgleBot20]

Do we have like any of Hitler's DNA stored in a vault to compare this guy's to?

Yes, they saved Hitler's brain.

 

[Speevy]

Wouldn't this be relatively uncomplicated to verify?

Secret Nazi DNA change.

 

[Ristifer]

I mean, only the good die young, right? So, it's obviously 128 year old Hitler.

 

[norm9]

Update- From another article http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

Many people, including his wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, believe that Herman Guntherberg isn’t really Adolf Hitler, but is simply suffering from dementia.

Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease.

She believes her husband may possibly have been a Nazi and that he may feel guilty about his past, but she’s convinced he’s not Hitler.

As a fact-based person, feelings won't convince me.

 

[LakeEarth]

There's a 128 year old man?!

What, are you calling him a liar?

 

[bangbang i'm a timpani]

does he know where amelia earhart is

 

[Sorcerer]

Do we have like any of Hitler's DNA stored in a vault to compare this guy's to?

There seems to be some debate as to whether Hitlers body was ever really found, of course that ties into this guy's claim I suppose.
Also was DNA storage possible in the mid 1940's?

 

[Tagyhag]

I'm surprised this is even news. If we listened to every crazy person out there then we would have news stories about Australians trying to steal the clouds with a machine made out of goat souls.

 

[TissueBox]

Pff yea right, Adolf had a moustache!!

 

[Hazmat]

Old South American Man Is Liar About Several Things; Is Ignored By Rational World

 

[MKIL65]

There's a 128 year old man?!

He seems to still have most of his teeth, so I would say NO!

 

[Moppeh]

As fun as it would be for Hitler to pop up again and go, "hey gang, what did I miss?" I'm going ahead and declare this to be bull shit.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Yes, they saved Hitler's brain.

Lol if they've got Hitler's brain, that kinda narrows it down, now doesn't it? Of course, this is barring some crazy Nazi brain transplant.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Wouldn't this be relatively uncomplicated to verify?

Yes. We have Hitlers DNA

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Just wait till CNN outs him as HanAssholeSolo then things will get really interesting.

 

[JordanN]

Not saying the story is real for a fact, but it's interesting how out all of the major WW2 actors, Hitler is the only one missing where we don't have physical evidence of his death.

We know Mussolini and Tojo got hanged, but we only have re-tellings of Hitler shooting himself.

 

[Takyon]

By the end of the War, Hitler looked as if he had aged twenty years in just five. No way somebody in his state would have lived past 90.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Yeah I'm sure Israel wouldn't do everything they could to get Hitler lol.

 

[Marvel]

Lol, fuck sake.

He's not Hitler or 128.

 

[GurgleBot20]

Lol if they've got Hitler's brain, that kinda narrows it down, now doesn't it? Of course, this is barring some crazy Nazi brain transplant.

yeah that'd complicate things.

Spoiler

It's the name of a movie.

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

Of course he is not Hitler. but if he could prove he was I wonder what kind of following/worshipers he would amass? Of course he would just as likely be assassinated in no time at all.

"I'm Adolf Hitler and I endorse Donald J Trump."

Just to see the Republicans spin this shit.

 

[Skellig Gra]

I feel like there are more chances of him being Hitler than 128 years old.

Haha so true

 

[pswii60]

I was 99.9% certain this was true, but then I realised the noses don't match.

But then I looked at some photos of Elvis, and..

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

He's not Hitler, but has anybody checked to see if Bruno Ganz is safe? Maybe he went loopy.

 

[norm9]

Not saying the story is real for a fact, but it's interesting how out all of the major WW2 actors, Hitler is the only one missing where we don't have physical evidence of his death.

We know Mussolini and Tojo got hanged, but we only have re-tellings of Hitler shooting himself.

This is interesting. Even when they dumped Bin Laden into the ocean, there was numerous proof that indeed it was him. Perhaps "hitler's body" in the bunker taught them a lesson about measuring twice, cutting once.

 

[GurgleBot20]

"I'm Adolf Hitler and I endorse Donald J Trump."

Just to see the Republicans spin this shit.

John McCain:. I'm rather troubled by this revelation.