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[Grinchy]

Well, our "totally, really bi-sexual" Stephanie who appears to have no actual attraction to women, but has a youtube channel to promote on a big TV show, was wearing some conservative attire for a house party with her "totally real girlfriend" in Australia.

Clownie, her "totally real girlfriend," went with a toned-down look for the evening and borrowed something from Liberace's cowboy collection. She completed the look with, and I wish I was making this up, spray bottle earrings.

Stephanie is still coming to grips with the fact that her "girlfriend" Clownie is so openly promiscuous. At the party is one of her good friends, a guy she often sleeps in the same bed with. Clownie describes it as "kissing" a lot.

After some arguments, Stephanie decides to order a KangarUber and leave Clownie back with her other clown friends.

 

[Grinchy]

This newest episode was filled with goodies. There is a lady who is being scammed by a man she only knows as "Williams." She doesn't appear to know if this is a first or last name, and must think he is like Cher or Madonna. After confronting him over text, she suddenly got an email demanding ransom for nude pictures she sent him. She still doesn't believe she's being scammed.

The old guy who has paid over $100K just to type messages to a Russian scammer was stood up for the 5th or 6th time (I'm losing count). He went to some random address she punched in for a cruise she never met up with him for years ago, and he knocked on a random apartment door in some slum looking building.

Another scammer who goes by the name of Ash, and claims to be a "life coach," but in reality is an emotional prostitute for women who can't land guys, accidentally slipped while lying about what he does for a living. While on a boat with the girl who flew across the globe to be with him, he said, "I'm currently single..." as if he was talking to one of his "clients."

 

[Grinchy]

I would drag myself through 100 yards of broken glass while her family called me names if it meant I could lay my head on those giant titties.

I dunno if I'm losing my boob-man status as the years go by or what, because as much as I want to do the same, the broken glass dragging would be reserved for being able to bury my face in that ass.

 

[jshackles]

So we all know that Ash is a gigalo, right?

 

[Grinchy]

So we all know that Ash is a gigalo, right?

Probably. We know he's a "life coach" for women only. When he does the video chat "coaching" it's where I call him an emotional prostitute. He's giving women the outlet that a man who isn't being compensated won't give them. It's like the woman's version of paying camgirls.

But yeah, the fact that he's got 68 text messages clogging up his phone at any random time tells me he's probably a standard gigalo too. Him slipping and accidentally telling his TV show girlfriend that he's single was the best moment.

 

[Bildo_Shaggins]

How do you get in the show, as in participate ? Id love to participate, represent gaf abd create top drama for all the folks out there.

TLC Casting

TLC Casting from TLC.com

www.tlcme.com

 

[Grinchy]

How do you get in the show, as in participate ? Id love to participate, represent gaf abd create top drama for all the folks out there.

I read this post so wrong. I thought you were asking how to "get into the show" to participate in the thread

My brain is broken most of the time. But damn, if we had someone from GAF on the show it would be amazing. And you could give us some details on the different ways the production crew manipulates everything.

 

[Mista]

Just knew about this last night while browsing YouTube. Watched a couple of clips and it seems fake as fuck

Don’t know thought, just a feeling.

 

[jshackles]

Just knew about this last night while browsing YouTube. Watched a couple of clips and it seems fake as fuck

Don’t know thought, just a feeling.

We all know it's very obviously fake. Doesn't make it any less entertaining.

 

[Mista]

We all know it's very obviously fake. Doesn't make it any less entertaining.

And I haven’t said it isn’t.

 

[Grinchy]

Just knew about this last night while browsing YouTube. Watched a couple of clips and it seems fake as fuck

Don’t know thought, just a feeling.

Like any watchable reality show, there are real elements mixed with a ton of producer meddling and heavy editing.

They're not actors or anything. They are people who have real jobs and lives and apply for visas and go through the real process, but they do it for all the wrong reasons. On the spinoff, Before the 90 Days, they haven't gotten to that K-1 visa part yet, so it's filled with a lot more scammers. People who are clearly only in it because they knew a TV show was attached.

 

[Mista]

Like any watchable reality show, there are real elements mixed with a ton of producer meddling and heavy editing.

They're not actors or anything. They are people who have real jobs and lives and apply for visas and go through the real process, but they do it for all the wrong reasons. On the spinoff, Before the 90 Days, they haven't gotten to that K-1 visa part yet, so it's filled with a lot more scammers. People who are clearly only in it because they knew a TV show was attached.

I got hooked last night watching clips on youtube. When Pedro fought with River cracked me up

Is there a place I can watch full episodes instead of clips on youtube? Also Pedro's wife got some nice tits god damn

 

[Grinchy]

I got hooked last night watching clips on youtube. When Pedro fought with River cracked me up

Is there a place I can watch full episodes instead of clips on youtube? Also Pedro's wife got some nice tits god damn

omg that River shit was hilarious. And yeah her whole body is very TV-friendly.

You either watch it legitimately on TLC, or through their site, or you download it illegitimately. I don't know anything about that 3rd option, though! That's for criminals!

 

[Mista]

You either watch it legitimately on TLC, or through their site, or you download it illegitimately. I don't know anything about that 3rd option, though! That's for criminals!

I'll gladly be a criminal for a bit. Imagine paying for that shit

 

[Grinchy]

I'll gladly be a criminal for a bit. Imagine paying for that shit

I love it so much, I paid for 3 cable subscriptions just to support the devs!

 

[Mista]

I love it so much, I paid for 3 cable subscriptions just to support the devs!

Aaahhh you cheeky bastard

 

[jshackles]

I don't have cable and I hate ads, so we usually end up buying these through Amazon.

Watch 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Season 4 | Prime Video

From made in heaven to majorly mismatched, 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days presents the most diverse collection of couples yet, including the franchises first same-sex relationship.

www.amazon.com

they're usually $25-$30 per season, but considering it's 1) "date night" TV for the wife and I, and 2) the broadcast has over 60 minutes of commercials mixed in, I feel like it's a decent enough value.

The only down side is that they're usually not released until the following day, so we have to try and avoid online spoilers every week.

 

[Grinchy]

It really is absolutely absurd how many commercials the show has. When I watch it, I skip through all the "coming up" and "Next time on" segments as well as having all the commercials cutout. Those segments add even more filler. It's like an hour and 20 minutes for what was originally a 2 3 hour broadcast.

The website is just pure cancer. The overall time of ads may be shorter, but it'll do like 8 ads in a single break and it often runs the same ones multiple times per break and every break. It was maddening when I had to watch it that way.

 

[jshackles]

It really is absolutely absurd how many commercials the show has. When I watch it, I skip through all the "coming up" and "Next time on" segments as well as having all the commercials cutout. Those segments add even more filler. It's like an hour and 20 minutes for what was originally a 2 hour broadcast.

Last I checked, the new episodes fill a 3 hour time slot. For an hour and 20 minutes of show. The reruns throughout the week are cut down to "only" two hours.

Definitely best to find a way of watching this without the commercials.

 

[cryptoadam]

Fook U GAF now I am watching this train wreck.

Only on EP 2. Turkish guy has no idea what he is getting into with that whale. Black dude is being scammed. Rich guy is so fucked.

 

[Grinchy]

Last I checked, the new episodes fill a 3 hour time slot. For an hour and 20 minutes of show. The reruns throughout the week are cut down to "only" two hours.

Definitely best to find a way of watching this without the commercials.

3 fucking hours??? Holy shit. I really feel for people who don't know their way around this stuff and watch it on the actual channel. No wonder they feel like they have to recap every segment after every break

 

[jshackles]

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Check out next Sunday's "new" episode. 182 minutes.

 

[greenteaforme]

Started watching this recently because my Nana watches it and I kind of got sucked in. I can't stand pretty much anyone on this show but I guess the point of reality TV is to feel better about yourself by watching a bunch of losers screw up.

I got pretty sucked in watching the dude getting catfished though. Not gonna lie, I did feel bad for him. He has a level of delusion I can't even imagine. 6 years and he's never seen this woman and he hasn't given up yet?

 

[Grinchy]

TLC TV Schedule | Watch Now for FREE!

Check the TLC TV schedule to find the latest listing information. Never miss your favorite show again! Free with your TV subscription.

www.tlc.com

Check out next Sunday's "new" episode. 182 minutes.

Oh you know what they've done a lot this season also? They've shown a "sneak peak" of the next episode. So like they'll show episode one in full and then half of episode two. Maybe that's how they got it all the way up to 3 hours. Because if they are really stretching out 80 minutes of show into 180 with commercials, I'd go insane.

 

[cryptoadam]

The pornstar as Brysons grand mother is fake right?

 

[chilleverest]

Some of the stuff are unscripted though. For eg, the Azan guy from Morocco was dating a land whale and while she was there visiting his country, he DID NOT want to be seen with her on the streets holding hands. I can confirm because i was in a similar predicament, and it is the worst feeling ever.

Edit: Also, any of M'ladies from gaf want a partner to be on the show im up for it. I'll date anyone/thing on two legs if it means getting that US green card. /s

 

[jshackles]

Just watched the 90 Day Fiance: Quarantine show, holy shit these people. Especially Courtney, fuck she is crazy.

 

[Grinchy]

The pornstar as Brysons grand mother is fake right?

I assumed the family connection happened to be real, but basically all of the interactions for the show were forced. The woman clearly wanted people looking up and paying for her dusty old porn videos, so to get on the show, she just did whatever she was told. The thing with her writing the check was not her idea. She said that somewhere publicly.

 

[Grinchy]

Just watched the 90 Day Fiance: Quarantine show, holy shit these people. Especially Courtney, fuck she is crazy.

Wow, I just watched it. That chick is out of her fucking mind. She had some work done to her face and put on a few pounds and looks weirder than ever. The editing during her season must have been generous, because she never came across as dim-witted or crazy as she did when she filmed everything herself.

 

[jshackles]

Wow, I just watched it. That chick is out of her fucking mind. She had some work done to her face and put on a few pounds and looks weirder than ever. The editing during her season must have been generous, because she never came across as dim-witted or crazy as she did when she filmed everything herself.

I don't know, even during the show I felt like she came across like this:



"Hi ya'll I'm Quartney, with a QUART"

 

[cryptoadam]

I assumed the family connection happened to be real, but basically all of the interactions for the show were forced. The woman clearly wanted people looking up and paying for her dusty old porn videos, so to get on the show, she just did whatever she was told. The thing with her writing the check was not her idea. She said that somewhere publicly.

Ya after speed watching this train wreck its all clearly "faked". Maybe the first season or two were a little bit more "real" but now its just people wanting 15 minutes of fame. Roberts whole situation doesn't add up to me. He is 41, his son is what 5 or 6? And the grand ma can't be older than 50 ? So Robert must of banged a really young girl, knocked her up and then she took off, but the grandmother is still in the sons life but doesn't give a f about her daughter?

And WTH are Michael and Angela STILL doing on the show? They were there back in the original days when I first heard about this thing. They just want their 15 minutes.

Blake probably sees this as a chance to promote his music and record label. And his GF's sister already lives in the same city he does ya sure there.

I hope that rich guy doesn't get taken to the cleaners, he should of done the pre nup. I bet he really did it but for dramatic effect they pretended it never happened. He is actually the most normal guy on the show. He has money, seems like a normal dude, its just he meet a really hot younger girl. He probably could land a lot of ass stateside because of his money.

 

[Grinchy]

Robert has 5 kids from 4 different women

And only one of them is ever shown as a child he cares about.

 

[Grinchy]

I had to pause an episode of Pillow Talk, and when I came back, I was greeted with this on the screen:

 

[cryptoadam]

Robert has 5 kids from 4 different women

And only one of them is ever shown as a child he cares about.

Is Bryson really his kid ? Wouldnt put it past the show to be like can you add one of ure kids on this and pretend this porn star is his grandma.

 

[Grinchy]

Is Bryson really his kid ? Wouldnt put it past the show to be like can you add one of ure kids on this and pretend this porn star is his grandma.

I feel like believing that they are faking things down to that level would involve having to believe that they have assembled a cast of professional improv actors that have never worked before getting on this show before, so no one online would know they were improv actors. Even Bryson himself would have to be in on it, along with every child of every fake couple.

Isn't it easier to believe that Robert just fucked some white girl whose mom was this porn lady?

 

[cryptoadam]

I feel like believing that they are faking things down to that level would involve having to believe that they have assembled a cast of professional improv actors that have never worked before getting on this show before, so no one online would know they were improv actors. Even Bryson himself would have to be in on it, along with every child of every fake couple.

Isn't it easier to believe that Robert just fucked some white girl whose mom was this porn lady?

Its easier but not as fun.

What season is the cat fished guy? That didn't meet the person for like 6 years?

 

[Grinchy]

Its easier but not as fun.

What season is the cat fished guy? That didn't meet the person for like 6 years?

It's the current (4th) season of Before the 90 Days. It gets really confusing because there's

• 90 Day Fiancé
• 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days
• 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

And those are the good ones. Then there are even more spinoffs

• 90 Day Fiancé: What Now?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk
• 90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined

This show is such unbelievable trash and it's amazing how much content they film and stretch out

 

[cryptoadam]

It's the current (4th) season of Before the 90 Days. It gets really confusing because there's

• 90 Day Fiancé
• 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days
• 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

And those are the good ones. Then there are even more spinoffs

• 90 Day Fiancé: What Now?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk
• 90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined

This show is such unbelievable trash and it's amazing how much content they film and stretch out

BAW GHAD there is a whole 90 day fiance universe. Marvel and DC aint got nothing on TLC.

How many of these shows are Angela and Micheal on? Everyone LOL.

 

[Grinchy]

BAW GHAD there is a whole 90 day fiance universe. Marvel and DC aint got nothing on TLC.

How many of these shows are Angela and Micheal on? Everyone LOL.

lmao yep michael and angela have been on so many of them. Following their saga from the beginning was fun.

And now with the travel ban, I doubt they'll make any progress any time soon

 

[cryptoadam]

lmao yep michael and angela have been on so many of them. Following their saga from the beginning was fun.

And now with the travel ban, I doubt they'll make any progress any time soon

I knew there was something behind Trumps travel ban. Why wont he let their beautiful relationship go forward. RACIST!

 

[hariseldon]

lmao yep michael and angela have been on so many of them. Following their saga from the beginning was fun.

And now with the travel ban, I doubt they'll make any progress any time soon

Nigeria must be truly the arsehole of Satan for that man to tolerate what he does. How on earth does he get it up to have sex with her?

 

[jshackles]

It's the current (4th) season of Before the 90 Days. It gets really confusing because there's

• 90 Day Fiancé
• 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days
• 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

And those are the good ones. Then there are even more spinoffs

• 90 Day Fiancé: What Now?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?
• 90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk
• 90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined

This show is such unbelievable trash and it's amazing how much content they film and stretch out

You missed 90 Day Fiance: Just Landed

 

[Grinchy]

Nigeria must be truly the arsehole of Satan for that man to tolerate what he does. How on earth does he get it up to have sex with her?

Yeah, you know he wants out bad when he has put up with her insane behavior and her....unfortunate looks...for years.

There are times where I almost believe they are happy together, though. As crazy as that sounds.

 

[Tesseract]

yeah, i tried watching it

fuck this shit

you guys are monsters

 

[Grinchy]

I just became aware of the fact that Stephanie (the youtuber faking bisexuality to get on the show to push her channel), the one who was just "so embarrassed" on her date where they made plaster casts of each others' boobs, was selling her nudes online.

They aren't all that great, but they exist. And supposedly she also worked as a stripper.

 

[Grinchy]

The newest episode was nice. It's a full 2 hours of entertainment.

As expected, the poor (rich) 60 year old guy who drove 9+ hours and had to fix a flat tire to visit the random address that his fake internet girlfriend gave him ended up knocking on the door of a complete stranger. I seriously think that they sent someone up ahead, talked to the guy who lived there, mic'd him up, offered him $50 to appear on the show, and then let the old guy from the show get there after

 

[Grinchy]

So we got some more of the fake lesbian couple. I can't believe I have come to a point of actually feeling bad for Clownie (Erica). I don't know if she's in on the ruse or not.

Our poor (rich) idiot hired a private investigator in Ukraine, then when the PI told him the truths he didn't want to hear, got mad at him for saying them

Varya was naked and the damn screen was blurred. Bullshit!

And Ash, the con-man we knew was crazy proved just how crazy he really is.

 

[diffusionx]

I just became aware of the fact that Stephanie (the youtuber faking bisexuality to get on the show to push her channel), the one who was just "so embarrassed" on her date where they made plaster casts of each others' boobs, was selling her nudes online.

They aren't all that great, but they exist. And supposedly she also worked as a stripper.

They look pretty sweet on the show, I'm not going to look.

 

[Grinchy]

They look pretty sweet on the show, I'm not going to look.

Well, if you need some help to not see any of them, definitely DO NOT accidentally google "stepanka patreon leak" and definitely DO NOT accidentally click on the results from a site called thottub.

 

[Halo is Back]

You missed 90 Day Fiance: Just Landed

Hey did you check out the episode with "big" Ed? That shit was hilarious but I also feel sorry for Rose she was such a sweet humble girl