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[Killer]

A real boyfriend is not a man?

 

[Cudder]

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of tools.

no, according to that one guy, YOU'RE THE TOOL.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Those four panel personal appeals are the worst thing to ever exist.

this is extremely accurate

 

[tycoonheart]

Most of these are fucking stupid, but I would totally skip going out with my bros if my girl is sick.

The fact that you guys consider that whipped is pretty fucking sad and shows what little relationship experience some of you have. How do you even go out and have a good time knowing your SO is sick in bed?

No one is saying staying in with your sick girlfriend is bad. People are calling the long response stupid. Its unnecessary. Never gotten teased by your friends about being whipped? Shit, I sure as hell didn't snap back at 'em like that. Its stupid.

 

[zethren]

Those four panel personal appeals are the worst thing to ever exist.

But it gave birth to that Reggie 4 panel personal appeal up above. My thoughts on their existance are now confused...

 

[Deified Data]

Some of these have disturbing implications but I'm afraid I have to just call bullshit here:

Is the girl dictating the content of that text? Who would feel the need to type that?

I used to get accused of this. Then I just told my friends that my GF is more interesting and fun to be with than they are, and they shut up.

 

[Donny Hayabusa]

I see what they did there.....

So real boyfriends can't read??

Why the hell would i give my phone to my gf and ask her to read it for me??

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

So real boyfriends can't read??

Why the hell would i give my phone to my gf and ask her to read it for me??

 

[Ultima_5]

i'm falling down a rabbit hole of these 4 panel comics gaf help

 

[Funky Papa]

Four panels redeemed.

 

[CassSept]

That's a strange misspelling of "smashes your face up with his bare fists"

 

[KittenMaster]

Frogman makes everything great.

 

[PandaPedinte]

edit, beaten. gg

WTF is this hair?

which gaffer is this

lol

 

[Azzurri]

WTF is this hair?

straight out of an Anime

 

[TimeEffect]

Second guy with braces is a fucking stud, and he knows it. Playing both sides like a douche.

 

[Donny Hayabusa]

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

Sounds like a manual for a stalker/rapist

 

[Heysoos]

how is his cap even on?

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Pussy

At least he is getting some.

 

[ultim8p00]

No one is saying staying in with your sick girlfriend is bad. People are calling the long response stupid. Its unnecessary. Never gotten teased by your friends about being whipped? Shit, I sure as hell didn't snap back at 'em like that. Its stupid.

No, that was in response to some people saying the actual act itself was being whipped. Apparently it was sarcasm and my meter was broken.

 

[StickSoldier]

Some of these have disturbing implications but I'm afraid I have to just call bullshit here:

Is the girl dictating the content of that text? Who would feel the need to type that?

I would stop hanging out with someone for saying shit like this to me.

 

[TimeEffect]

No one is saying staying in with your sick girlfriend is bad. People are calling the long response stupid. Its unnecessary. Never gotten teased by your friends about being whipped? Shit, I sure as hell didn't snap back at 'em like that. Its stupid.

Spoiler: Entire text is fake

 

[criesofthepast]

edit, beaten. gg

Is it...human?

 

[shintoki]

I love everything you love and hate everything you hate.


Can I put it in yet?

 

[FallingEdge]

These crumbums need to hit the gym.

 

[SmithnCo]

“a real boyfriend: calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, is overprotective and loves you.”

God no

"A real boyfriend will support every decision you make no matter if it's dumb"

LOL

 

[DrFunk]

These crumbums need to hit the gym.

HOLD UP

They don't have the nicest body...

Or the nicest abs...

but they do have A HEART

 

[R2D4]

At least he is getting some.

lol doubt it. And I'm married. So no it wouldn't be ridiculous for ME to stay him with my sick wife but for some 16 year old shit head like all the tools in these meme photos it is ridiculous to come up with that response.

 

[CorrisD]

Is it...human?

He might be, but the hair looks to be an entity of its own.

 

[sn00zer]

Some of these have disturbing implications but I'm afraid I have to just call bullshit here:

Is the girl dictating the content of that text? Who would feel the need to type that?

Easily should have said
"Fuck off dude, Im going to take care of my girl for the night"....that is how you respond

 

[raindoc]

TL,DR:

 

[Miles X]

A real boyfriend sounds like a wet fish.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

I would stop hanging out with someone for saying shit like this to me.

I would think the majority of you on here would love to be able to say something like this, regardless of what you post here lol.

Edit:
What happened to Laina?

 

[TUSR]

Is it...human?

The real question here is, is that hat glued on?

 

[ultim8p00]

My favorite is the "a real boyfriend supports everything you do even if it's stupid"

Dumb high school mentality

 

[Kinyou]

HOLD UP

They don't have the nicest body...

Or the nicest abs...

but they do have A HEART

Time to hit the carthology

 

[Lonewolf_92]

Some of these have disturbing implications but I'm afraid I have to just call bullshit here:

Is the girl dictating the content of that text? Who would feel the need to type that?

Maybe he knows his girlfriend reads his text messages and did it to set himself up with some fun time after she feels better?

 

[zethren]

Everyone alive has a heart.

Next.

 

[Vampire On Titus]

This is a bad look for everyone involved.

 

[JordanKZ]

This thread kind of reminds me of my last girlfriend. Expectations so high that no male could physically ever match them and yet I was never able to expect anything of her.

I swear some people have managed to grow up in a world believing relationships are like something from a hollywood movie and where your partner has to make all the effort.

 

[HiiiLife]

Simp.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

I think I found my favorite

Last panel should've said "but I have a huge dick."

 

[R2D4]

Last panel should've said "but I have a huge dick."

A Real Boyfriend gives you all of his dick no matter how big or how small. Unless you don't want it then that's ok too. As long as you are happy and DON'T LEAVE ME.

 

[CornBurrito]

It's depressing growing older and seeing the generations that came after yours get exponentially lamer and lamer.

Someday our culture is going to be so dumbed down that we're going to have to come up with a new word for it.

You know who else thought this? The fucking Greeks and Romans. Humanity is fine.

 

[HiiiLife]

But holy shit, these kids are perfect for the "Simp Life" twitter account. Lol.

Haha.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I'd rather not have known about this. Thanks gaf.

 

[ShinobiFist]

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Voice of Reason]

I can't breathe.

 

[Pein]

which gaffer is this

the thought that my Mikoto is with this man makes me sick.

These girls are the biggest tools on the internet.

 

[The Technomancer]

Reads more to me like "to bluff", I think whoever wrote this was involved in a shady business deal, or maybe a gambler.

 

[Conceited]

A real boyfriend has a creepy limp handshake.