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[Kev Kev]

Not everything needs boobs.

 

[MrMephistoX]

No one is denouncing tits. What they are denouncing is sexploitation. Not everything needs boobs. This will cheapen the Amazon show

If I had a fine set of pearls I would clutch them.

 

[Ornlu]

If I had a fine set of pearls I would clutch them.

Graphic onscreen multiple angle closeup pearl necklace, IMO

 

[OmegaSupreme]

If I had a fine set of pearls I would clutch them.

It doesn't fit in the LOTOR universe. That's the issue. This isn't Game of Thrones.

 

[UnNamed]

HBO tits are the best tits.

 

[Ornlu]

HBO tits are the best tits.

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[TKOFromTokyo]

Ugh, they obviously don’t understand the source material or the author. This is a disgrace. Tolkien was a devout Catholic and LotR is extremely Catholic.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Tolkien would be proud.

 

[Thurible]

Tolkien would hate this.

 

[Mattdaddy]

Bring on the tits and violence

 

[John2290]

I read the thread and pictured four hobbit feet awkwardly moving at the end of a bed while the camera pans out to curtains blowing in a light breeze. Weirdest erection I've had this week.

 

[Mistake]

I knew something was up when the hobbits spent days with Tom Bombadick.

 

[notseqi]

I knew something was up when the hobbits spend days with Tom Bombadick.

Bombadick does Hobbington.
Get the party started, my Hobbitches.

Terrible idea for such great works.

 

[captainnapalm]

Some people might be thinking 'good, more like GoT', but this is probably going to be more like Star Trek Discovery and Picard - in other words, something good and wholesome taken over by nasty, godless SJWs betraying the source material at every turn because they're horrible people beholden to horrible ideologies.

 

[GeorgPrime]

My precious.....

Spoiler: Thats...

A vaginal ring for protection

 

[HoodWinked]

If it's like Amazon's the boys its not a good thing. There has been a retarded push to have equal representation in nude scenes despite no one wanting to see naked dudes.

In that show it's been mostly naked dude's asses. It's even more absurd because the actress that plays Starlight has done nude scenes in other roles and was in a sex scene in the show but still they showed nothing. There was a scene that showed boobs but then shows that person shape shift in disgusting fashion into a fat dude. It was like the scene was setup as a deliberate jebait to viewers.

 

[Raven117]

So they want it to be like the trash show of GoT? Got it.

 

[ManofOne]

Sounds like they salty about it not being the witcher series

 

[22:22:22]

Bilbo.. Son of Dildo. Likes to cosplay as Voldo.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

We already had Lord of the Rings with tits anyway. The main character was Dildo Saggins. Lord of the G sting I think it was called. Good old cinemax. Do they still show those soft core porn movies?

 

[-Minsc-]

This thread is old.

I'll pass on this one.

Without reading it I only have two more words to say after this.

Cock Ring.

 

[Chittagong]

Brilliant news.

I do love nudity and sex. LotR is cool too.

 

[cormack12]

This will clearly be orc and goblin nudity