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[Replicant]

It's not even a major point, people are just cracking jokes, yet some of you are getting awfully offended over here.

"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YA OLD GEEZER!" Proclaimed the thirteen year old gaffer.

The only one getting offended is the guy who's using all caps to get to show his roid-rage.

And I really don't understand the contempt for Hipsters that some GAF-fers seem to have. So they dress in a way that's different from the rest of us. So what? If it's meant to be a joke then it's a really weak joke.

 

[brotkasten]

Wait, what? The people who watch Scott Pilgrim are scum?

Of course. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Funtruck]

The only one getting offended is the guy who's using all caps to get to show his roid-rage.

And I really don't understand the contempt for Hipsters that some GAF-fers seem to have. So they dress in a way that's different from the rest of us. So what? If it's meant to be a joke then it's a really weak joke.

I can get the contempt for Hipsters, it's not just the way they dress but the way they behave.

Most of them are huge douchebags.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Another problem with those skinny-@$$ skinny jeans, with the rolled up cuffs... how in the F*CK is he supposed to get those off in a hurry to change into Spider-Man? How are we supposed to believe that he is comfortable wearing a full bodysuit under such constricting pants?

F*cking idiot hipster Spider-Man. >:|

Spoiler

Yes, that last bit was a joke. The first part was being serious, however.

 

[big ander]

Looked closer at the pictures: I know a ton of people who I'd call nerds and who would call themselves nerds who dress like that.

 

[Souldriver]

Looked closer at the pictures: I know a ton of people who I'd call nerds and who would call themselves nerds who dress like that.

Clearly you are surrounded by hipsters, and once you can count more than 6 hipsters in your surroundings, there's a 97% chance you yourself are also a hipster. Oh, and scum.

 

[oatmeal]

I would have preferred if they future proofed the wardrobe a bit. This fashion is certainly going to be dated soon.

They should have gone with Jeggings and Nirts.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

The only one getting offended is the guy who's using all caps to get to show his roid-rage.

And I really don't understand the contempt for Hipsters that some GAF-fers seem to have. So they dress in a way that's different from the rest of us. So what? If it's meant to be a joke then it's a really weak joke.

Anyone that criticizes his clothing is either a social outcast or steroid abusing nitwit?

You hipsters are so crazy. Ima blog about this post on my macbook air, while listening to vinyl Beatles albums (the less popular ones) after I ride my one speed bike to the nearest Starbucks in my finest scarf. You will rue the day you made baseless accusations on the internet, which is seemingly the thing that angered you in the first place. How . . . ironic!

 

[xxracerxx]

Anyone that criticizes his clothing is either a social outcast or steroid abusing nitwit?

You hipsters are so crazy. Ima blog about this post on my macbook air, while listening to vinyl Beatles albums (the less popular ones) after I ride my one speed bike to the nearest Starbucks in my finest scarf. You will rue the day you made baseless accusations on the internet, which is seemingly the thing that angered you in the first place. How . . . ironic!

Did hipsters kill your parents? It is ok, you can tell us.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

Did hipsters kill your parents? It is ok, you can tell us.

I wouldn't put it past them. One of them did sodomize my dog, though, to the cheers of his peers.

 

[Replicant]

You hipsters are so crazy. Ima blog about this post on my macbook air, while listening to vinyl Beatles albums (the less popular ones) after I ride my one speed bike to the nearest Starbucks in my finest scarf. You will rue the day you made baseless accusations on the internet, which is seemingly the thing that angered you in the first place. How . . . ironic!

 

[MisterHero]

I know it's been speculated but never really confirmed but did Steve Ditko really hate beatniks and hippies?

lol

 

[distantmantra]

Anyone that criticizes his clothing is either a social outcast or steroid abusing nitwit?

You hipsters are so crazy. Ima blog about this post on my macbook air, while listening to vinyl Beatles albums (the less popular ones) after I ride my one speed bike to the nearest Starbucks in my finest scarf. You will rue the day you made baseless accusations on the internet, which is seemingly the thing that angered you in the first place. How . . . ironic!

Fail.

We don't drink Starbucks.

 

[G-Fex]

Another problem with those skinny-@$$ skinny jeans, with the rolled up cuffs... how in the F*CK is he supposed to get those off in a hurry to change into Spider-Man? How are we supposed to believe that he is comfortable wearing a full bodysuit under such constricting pants?

F*cking idiot hipster Spider-Man. >:|

Spoiler

Yes, that last bit was a joke. The first part was being serious, however.

He'll wear the spider-man costume to be ironic.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Fail.

We don't drink Starbucks.

I'm sure that instead it's some obscure little coffee shop you've probably never heard of.

 

[distantmantra]

I'm sure that instead it's some obscure little coffee shop you've probably never heard of.

Pretty much. ;-)

I actually have no problem with Starbucks. I mean, they started the coffee revolution and everything, but I do have my favorites in Seattle that I'd much rather go to.

 

[Funtruck]

Fail.

We don't drink Starbucks.

They do drink Starbucks...ironically.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

Fail.

We don't drink Starbucks.

I named Starbucks ironically.

 

[Souldriver]

Anyone that criticizes his clothing is either a social outcast or steroid abusing nitwit?

You hipsters are so crazy. Ima blog about this post on my macbook air, while listening to vinyl Beatles albums (the less popular ones) after I ride my one speed bike to the nearest Starbucks in my finest scarf. You will rue the day you made baseless accusations on the internet, which is seemingly the thing that angered you in the first place. How . . . ironic!

Well, you know more a lot of hipsters than I do. Wait a minute...


YOURA HIPSTRE!

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

The very essence of hipster has been destroyed single handedly by mainstream spider-man. Thanks a lot dude.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

After Spiderman 3 jumped the shark I was kind of glad to hear about a reboot and, for the most part, I'm liking what I'm seeing so far. The only thing that's bothering me is the suit. Maybe it looks better in motion but in stills something just seems off about it.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Some sweaty-balls Spidey pics I didn't see here:

Interesting choice of clothes?

For the hell of it

And some trivia

Yes. Norman Osbourne had sex with Gwen. Impregnated her with two children.

 

[Salsa]

WIIIIIIII

 

[G-Fex]

fucking artists stop copy pasting tommy lee jones face

 

[Ninja Scooter]

it seems fine to me. He's a high school kid. As much as you might hate it, that's how high school kids (even nerds) dress these days.

 

[Extollere]

I just watched the social network... and now I'm feeling pretty convinced that Andrew Garfield will make a fine Parker/Spider-Man, and his acting isn't half bad at all. I'm also loving that costume now - although I imagine it will look far better on film. Set shots always look awkward.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Although I don't think Webb will be able to direct an action sequence like Raimi, I'm loving the fact that The Amazing Spider-Man seems to be relying a lot on practical stunts rather than CG.

 

[DMczaf]

it seems fine to me. He's a high school kid. As much as you might hate it, that's how high school kids (even nerds) dress these days.

I wouldn't know, I don't hang around high schools perv.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Just found three videos showing raw footage of him webslinging:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0rAVDKl3LY&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXkOi0C1l0&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l038OyJQiE0&feature=player_embedded

It looks like they've created an interesting mechanism to film it. So far so good.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

And some trivia

Yes. Norman Osbourne had sex with Gwen. Impregnated her with two children.

...

What?

 

[big ander]

I would have preferred if they future proofed the wardrobe a bit. This fashion is certainly going to be dated soon.

They should have gone with Jeggings and Nirts.

Can I wear this condom?
Not INSTEAD OF PANTS.

Well, you know more a lot of hipsters than I do. Wait a minute...


YOURA HIPSTRE!

And now you know all that information too, which makes YOU a hipster.
It's spreading.

Some sweaty-balls Spidey pics I didn't see here:

Oh christ cannot unsee.

 

[jett]

Some poor bastard is gonna spend hours upon hours recoloring Spidey's crotch in post production.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

Yes. Norman Osbourne had sex with Gwen. Impregnated her with two children.

So if I'm reading this right she: attempts to manipulate Spiderman into proposing to her, leaves for another continent, has sex with his best friend's dad whom she acknowledges is a horrible hateful person, births his two children, cuts their father out of their life, and then attempts to make Peter Parker raise the children of his best friend's father by making him believe that he is the father?

It's like every negative female stereotype rolled into one person! She is what people pretend Betty Draper is!

 

[AlphaDragoon]

So if I'm reading this right she: attempts to manipulate Spiderman into proposing to her, leaves for another continent, has sex with his best friend's dad whom she acknowledges is a horrible hateful person, births his two children, cuts their father out of their life, and then attempts to make Peter Parker raise the children of his best friend's father by making him believe that he is the father?

It's like every negative female stereotype rolled into one person! She is what people pretend Betty Draper is!

Seriously. That's just...wow. Kinda sours the whole outlook on Gwen as a character.

 

[Door2Dawn]

Looking at those picks makes me want to.... fondle them. Or poke it with a stick. Something.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I wouldn't know, I don't hang around high schools perv.

I'm still in high school!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Seriously. That's just...wow. Kinda sours the whole outlook on Gwen as a character.

That was the intended effect, yes.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm still in high school!

 

[Extollere]

I don't really get the hipster conversation that just happened over the past couple pages. I live in Los Feliz... come here and we'll talk about hipsters. I see the ugliest/weirdest shit all day without even trying.

Parker is wearing mismatching socks? Black rimmed glasses? Are you fucking kidding me? This is a big deal? He's got a pair of dirty nike's on...He looks like a legitimately poor kid, not one who's trying to be poor (ie hipsters). Come here and I will show you the hideousness of true hipsters. I don't even understand what you guys are talking about.

 

[Satch]

After Spiderman 3 jumped the shark I was kind of glad to hear about a reboot and, for the most part, I'm liking what I'm seeing so far. The only thing that's bothering me is the suit. Maybe it looks better in motion but in stills something just seems off about it.

If it just had the belt going all the way around the front, I think I would be satisfied with it.

The lack of the belt in the front just makes it look wrong, but I can't really put my finger on why exactly that is.

 

[Scarecrow]

who's the bad guy for this movie?

 

[Funtruck]

who's the bad guy for this movie?

Lizard.

 

[Poyunch]

Man Gwen's character ruined for me.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

So if I'm reading this right she: attempts to manipulate Spiderman into proposing to her, leaves for another continent, has sex with his best friend's dad whom she acknowledges is a horrible hateful person, births his two children, cuts their father out of their life, and then attempts to make Peter Parker raise the children of his best friend's father by making him believe that he is the father?

It's like every negative female stereotype rolled into one person! She is what people pretend Betty Draper is!

She has sex with Osbourne and then goes to Europe to have the children. Apparently she was attracted to his "inner strength and magnetism". The worst part? Mary Jane is the one that tells Peter, after years of being married to him, only after he's confronted by his children. And he goes ape shit and starts breaking furniture and crying into MJ's arms. Aside from ruining the characters, it also created unneccessary context as to why Osbourne murdered Gwen. It was a lot stronger when the reason was simply to piss off Spider-Man.

It's convenient then, that the same writer (J. Michael Straczynski) later realizes just how big of an abortion the story line was, and decides to retcon not only all of his work, but every Spider-Man story line since Peter Parker first got married way back in 1987.

 

[Poyunch]

She has sex with Osbourne and then goes to Europe to have the children. Apparently she was attracted to his "inner strength and magnetism". The worst part? Mary Jane is the one that tells Peter, after years of being married to him, only after he's confronted by his children. And he goes ape shit and starts breaking furniture and crying into MJ's arms. Aside from ruining the characters, it also created unneccessary context as to why Osbourne murdered Gwen. It was a lot stronger when the reason was simply to piss off Spider-Man.

It's convenient then, that the same writer (J. Michael Straczynski) later realizes just how big of an abortion the story line was, and decides to retcon not only all of his work, but every Spider-Man story line since Peter Parker first got married way back in 1987.

So it's no longer canon? That's good.

 

[AlphaDragoon]

She has sex with Osbourne and then goes to Europe to have the children. Apparently she was attracted to his "inner strength and magnetism". The worst part? Mary Jane is the one that tells Peter, after years of being married to him, only after he's confronted by his children. And he goes ape shit and starts breaking furniture and crying into MJ's arms. Aside from ruining the characters, it also created unneccessary context as to why Osbourne murdered Gwen. It was a lot stronger when the reason was simply to piss off Spider-Man.

It's convenient then, that the same writer (J. Michael Straczynski) later realizes just how big of an abortion the story line was, and decides to retcon not only all of his work, but every Spider-Man story line since Peter Parker first got married way back in 1987.

Goddamn. Talk about trolling, it was such a troll even the creator couldn't go through with it.

 

[Stabby McSter]

please clean up the crotch post-production

 

[G-Fex]

So that's the jackass responsible for One more day?

Probably one of the most hated comic writers I know of.

 

[SolKane]

I've never seen GAF this out of touch and cranky before. Damn, go back to Matlock if you got a problem with the wardrobe. This is how teenagers dress.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I weep for the future if today's teens are too f*cking stupid to put on a pair of socks that actually match.