SpeedingUptoStop said:So what you're saying is...
Spider-Man needs to have a small dick.
Pretty much.
Those tight trousers are showing off his penis and balls.
SpeedingUptoStop said:So what you're saying is...
Spider-Man needs to have a small dick.
Ushojax said:Do some of you ever leave the house? Most people aged 25 and under dress this way.
It's not about redheads, I love them. It's more about MJ. I guess Kirsten "always high" Dunst burned me a bit on that character.neorej said:You clearly never had a redhead in the sack.
Spike Spiegel said:Pretty sure it's the mismatched socks, skinny jeans, fingerless gloves, and expertly coiffed "tousled" hairstyle on a guy that's tall, thin and handsome that's got people riled up... Clean white socks (and undies!), regular cut jeans, and a haircut that came from his dear old aunt -- that's young Peter Parker from the 90s.
Exactly! This guy looks like he spent houts in front of a mirror trying to get his hair just right. From reading comments like salvor's above I'm getting the feeling this is what modern/ultimate spiderman is and I'm just scratching my head because my knowledge of him is well... OG spiderman. Seems like it's going to play out like raimi's version will end up being for us old timers and this version will be for people who were raised on the "nerd by circumstance" (lol) spidey.Spike Spiegel said:Pretty sure it's the mismatched socks, skinny jeans, fingerless gloves, and expertly coiffed "tousled" hairstyle on a guy that's tall, thin and handsome that's got people riled up... Clean white socks (and undies!), regular cut jeans, and a haircut that came from his dear old aunt -- that's young Peter Parker.
I'm in my early 30s, I am an "old man" and my Peter Parker stopped existing the moment Marvel decided that being married, steadily employed as a teacher and responsible was something Peter Parker shouldn't be. I'll freely admit that I am not this movie's target audience.brotkasten said:Fixed. Get with the times, old man.
neorej said:Regarding the clothing of Gwen and Peter: who the hell dresses like that IRL?
vas_a_morir said:Haha, I've been out of the loop. I thought this was going to be another origin movie! I'm glad to hear it's not. We don't need another one of those, because it's too implausible. And, those movies really waste a lot of time.
BamYouHaveAids said:brb cutting holes for my thumbs in my shirt
Solo said:Why is Emma Stone wearing a sweater on her head?
Veidt said:Pretty much.
Those tight trousers are showing off his organic webshooter.
It's about REALISM.Green Scar said:dunno how people can balk at the clothes when this is a film about a man who fights crime IN A BRIGHT RED/BLUE SKIN-TIGHT GIMP COSTUME
Green Scar said:dunno how people can balk at the clothes when this is a film about a man who fights crime IN A BRIGHT RED/BLUE SKIN-TIGHT GIMP COSTUME
I really liked these sentences when I imagined them as a proposal that he should just wear a dress, as Spider-Man.beelzebozo said:that's true. in fact, peter should just wear a dress. nobody could question it could they? they would be fools if they did. .
SpeedingUptoStop said:I really liked these sentences when I imagined them as a proposal that he should just wear a dress, as Spider-Man.
well it's the worst bright red/blue skin-tight gimp costume everGreen Scar said:dunno how people can balk at the clothes when this is a film about a man who fights crime IN A BRIGHT RED/BLUE SKIN-TIGHT GIMP COSTUME
Souldriver said:I really, honestly don't see anything wrong with the clothes they wear. I wouldn't wear most of it, but so what? Would you guys really notice, let alone form an opinion, if someone walked by you on the streets in similar clothes like Garfield or Stone are wearing?
Sometimes a part of gaf really does sound like a bunch of old farts, disguising their intolerance and whining behind the idea that if you label it "hipster", it's ok to hate.
Superman universe is loaded with stupid people.bud said:so, why do spidey and bats have to cover themselves when all supes has to do is take his glasses off. and why is there a hyphen in spider-man when there isn't one in batman and superman. someone please answer these pressing questions.
My Name Is Luke said:Everytime I see this thread getting bumped, I get more and more excited about this movie; but then I see every other poster throwing the word "hipster" around like it's the fucking plague and it makes me wanna slam my head on my desk. It's ridiculous.
Well I can't argue against universal truths like that.beelzebozo said:interesting points. but when people in movies wear clothes i don't like, the movies are bad.
you know, this makes a lot of sense.SpeedingUptoStop said:Superman universe is loaded with stupid people.
beelzebozo said:that's true. in fact, peter should just wear a dress. nobody could question it could they? they would be fools if they did. i mean, he fights crime in a spider suit. all bets are off.
Green Scar said:All bets are off. They've already established that people will consider that thing a suitable option for fighting crime, who's to say what kind of twisted vision they have of what is an acceptable dress code.I know you're joking, so am I, I just want people to stop bitching :/
do you react this way every time someone shares their preferences about a beloved character with a drastic aesthetic change?beelzebozo said:actually the latent anti-intelligence/nerdery/glasses message of super=man is pretty interesting. the idea that someone with glasses could do something so heroic as super/man is so unbelievable to people in this society that the illusion is complete almost instantaneously. take that concept and plug in any other minority and you have a real debate on your hands.
don't forget giant robot spiders wearing giant robot combat bootsDali said:I'll be sure you two are amongst the first to get my drafts for this Superman screen play I'm writing were Clark Kent is a junkie, punk, guitarist.
Green Scar said:dunno how people can balk at the clothes when this is a film about a man who fights crime IN A BRIGHT RED/BLUE SKIN-TIGHT GIMP COSTUME
SpeedingUptoStop said:It's about REALISM.
Dali said:You guys are so clever! How come you two are the only ones who "get it" whilst all these other lame-tards complain about such trivial shit? I'll be sure you two are amongst the first to get my drafts for this Superman screen play I'm writing were Clark Kent is a junkie, punk, guitarist.
I think the complaint is more about it just not being in character. This guy seems cool. He's a nerd in the same vein Marty McFly was a nerd (which is to say, not at all).Green Scar said:I will gladly take your screenplay, sire!I'm pro-silliness, to be clear, I don't give a shit what people are wearing