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[GearDraxon]

Strike Now, My Lord!

 

[ll_J0N_ll]

This isn't within the realm of normality.

All the clues and I don't think they're getting it...

 

[akira28]

All the clues and I don't think they're getting it...

hmmm...no I am certainly not getting it.

 

[T.Slothrop]

...or used some weird vows like "I will be faithful unless I've got to mobilize a sex strike on a stranger".

THE BEST!

"Honey, go ahead and eat without me. I gotta mobilize a sex strike!"

 

[Jack The Nipper]

Uh, but he got married. That is a contract. He vowed to do certain things. Unless they both have very different conceptions of what standard vows mean or used some weird vows like "I will be faithful unless I've got to mobilize a sex strike on a stranger", he is breaking that commitment.

So even if you don't believe in marriage, he likely did. That's what is wrong.

I think he should be honest to her. A lot of people don't get so upset at this but yeah some will go crazy mad.

What will your wife do if she knows your sexting op?

 

[D1AMONDDOGS]

What in the fuck is this thread? Hahahaha.

 

[JesseZao]

So you do play lol. Good point.

Haven't played league in awhile actually. My phone only plays hearthstone and puzzle games these days.

 

[ROUGE_BLOCK]

This seems like a river of comedic gold, keep us up to date OP!

Though don't meet up with any of these people and you may want to leave the community chat, like immediately.

 

[Dude Abides]

Are they BBWs like in the ad?

 

[The Wise Old Man]

What will your wife do if she knows your sexting op?

I doubt she would leave. She'd be pissed and probably insist on marriage counseling. We have a life together. A house, good stabile jobs, and two kids. Tomorrow, on Valentine's Day, I neee to step up and make this right. I know it's my mess to fix.

 

[LinkSlayer64]

Wtf is even happening here

Spoiler

subbed

 

[JesseZao]

I doubt she would leave. She'd be pissed and probably insist on marriage counseling. We have a life together. A house, good stabile jobs, and two kids. Tomorrow, on Valentine's Day, I neee to step up and make this right. I know it's my mess to fix.

Yep. You're missing a dog. Make it right.

Edit: err, scratch that...You said you have 'stabile' jobs. You're missing horses.

 

[Nickle]

Send him a dick pic

 

[The Wise Old Man]

Are they BBWs like in the ad?

Yes this one definitely is.

 

[Zasa]

Thanks for the heads up, downloading as we speak.

 

[How About No]

 

[Amalthea]

And before you know it you'll be flaahrdin with Ahnold.

 

[Jack The Nipper]

I doubt she would leave. She'd be pissed and probably insist on marriage counseling. We have a life together. A house, good stabile jobs, and two kids. Tomorrow, on Valentine's Day, I neee to step up and make this right. I know it's my mess to fix.

It's an addiction, to know is help in control


Get into other games, it can be hard to get away but once you really do it definitely gets easier. If you feel it's controlling you then take measures

No phone, deleting app. Delete your account or whatever.

You may feel you care but this is a psychological issue. It really doesn't matter, it's a game created by people with the intent on making money which is a whole magnitude of tendencies in itself.

 

[The Wise Old Man]

Yep. You're missing a dog. Make it right.

We had two male chihuahuas. It's a long harrowing story involving a lot of predatory rape, but suffice to say, we don't have those two chihuahuas anymore.

 

[mieumieu]

The perfect Valentine thread.

Sex sells. Here in my country a lot of beautiful girls you can find on social Apps are just scam bots or men behind the curtain. These masqueraders even have software to change their voice to scam you.

Grow up and stay away from these scams.

 

[SMD]

Dead.

 

[Aces&Eights]

I'm going to need some MS Paint drawings with green lines representing sexting noises to understand what the hell is going on here.

 

[v1lla21]

Pics of the line chat.
If you ain't fucking around and this is true, you should stop since you're married. Don't like your wife? Divorce her and then be a fuckboi but don't disrespect her like this.

 

[Jack The Nipper]

I'm going to need some MS Paint drawings with green lines representing sexting noises to understand what the hell is going on here.

Taxing

 

[The Wise Old Man]

Pics of the line chat.

How do I upload a screenshot from the chat to neogaf? I cannot attach it, right? Do I link it somehow?

 

[v1lla21]

How do I upload a screenshot from the chat to neogaf? I cannot attach it, right? Do I link it somehow?

Upload to imgur and then link here.

 

[DJSharpeCheddar]

Well this is certainly a bold new marketing approach.

 

[LinkSlayer64]

How do I upload a screenshot from the chat to neogaf? I cannot attach it, right? Do I link it somehow?

Upload it to Imgur (create an account if you wish to manage your uploads) and
paste the direct link of the image (should end in .PNG or .JPG) into the box that appears when you click the image icon on your post.

 

[DrLazy]

So would you recommend the game?

 

[MikeyB]

So would you recommend the game?

An addictive blend of risk and reward that keeps you thinking "just one more turn" and leaves you with a burning sensation when urinating.

 

[The Wise Old Man]

Ok here's the link to some of the more recent chat sections. It contains no NSFW images.

 

[ubique]

We had two male chihuahuas. It's a long harrowing story involving a lot of predatory rape, but suffice to say, we don't have those two chihuahuas anymore.

Actually I think we want the whole story

 

[CAR105 3]

Ok here's the link to some of the more recent chat sections. It contains no NSFW images.

I can't even...

 

[JesseZao]

I think it's time to put the phone down and smell the roses in your own home.

 

[Solobbos]

Non-phallic pretzels? GTFO.

 

[bowld]

You didn't pay the $29.99 for her... Right?

 

[v1lla21]

Jesus... Lol

 

[The Wise Old Man]

You didn't pay the $29.99 for her... Right?

I did not

 

[arturo2666]

10 years ago I might have. But I'm a married man now who got sucked into this rabbit hole of a game. The game itself is horrifically addicting and to make it worse, there's this meta community of primarily ladies who keep sexting me.

Sorry, haven't read through the rest of the thread yet. You're married, you're getting sexted because of a mobile game, and you HAVEN'T uninstalled it yet? You need to reevaluate bruh, and that's coming from one married man to another.

EDIT: Nvm, read more of the thread. You're an idiot.

 

[Az987]

You're gonna cheat on your wife.

Sue mobile strike after it happens.

 

[Aztechnology]

Move to the next game down.

OP admits they have a problem with these kinds of games and you recommend they switch to another lol. OP needs to stay away from Gacha.

 

[encephalon]

We agreed to talking again tomorrow to Valentine's Day because admittedly the tax return filing wasn't the most exciting of phone sessions. I just feel like this needs to end one way or the other. It all feels so dirty and wrong yet the allure is strong.

This topic isn't about Mobile Strike at all.

Why do you have the free time to talk to her on Valentine's Day?

 

[arturo2666]

.

 

[ryseing]

We had two male chihuahuas. It's a long harrowing story involving a lot of predatory rape, but suffice to say, we don't have those two chihuahuas anymore.

This trolling is amazing. Bravo.

 

[spazimoose]

Is this some new fangled ad campaign? Come for the gacha gameplay stay for the hot singles in your area?
They could be on to something here. Forget waifus, actual in game wives! Drive user engagement, with online engagements.

Spoiler

OP is trolling or I feel very sorsy for Mrs. OP

 

[xk0sm0sx]

There's bigger problems here than the fact TS is married...
The chat is obviously a scam attempt.

 

[notaskwid]

Lol op, don't send her any money before checking if the check bounced.

 

[KrakaJak]

I feel like this is Thread-vertising®

OP has so much trouble with all the ladies he gets playing high grossing mobile game.

Fake news.

 

[toneroni]

Lol a bunch of these F2P games use kakao or line to communicate with guildies etc and it does get weird like that. OP's chats are smh worthy tho...

 

[Kilau]

The problem is really Line chat, the AmiiboGAF line group got out of control, don't even want to think about the "after dark" sub group.

I lost way more than $100, thankfully I got out. Delete your Line account right now OP. You can live without the stickers!