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Big Brother 8 UK

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Gowans

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Its that time of year again the series we all love to hate, big brother 8 starts next week.

Christ the hours of my life I have wasted watching this, wonder what scandals happen this year, hopefully no wine bottles up lady parts, please!

Just cooking my lunch and watching a clips show of the past 7 series, Christ why do I watch this shit!

(Shipwrecked and this The Apprentice UK series ftw!)
 

Yixian

Banned
Ugh, great. Of the two channels worth watching in this country, for however many week this shit lasts, one of them is void. Great.

I wish the Shetty vs. Jade travesty had destroyed this bollocks once and for all.
 

Wes

venison crêpe
Lakitu said:
It's like Junk Food, you don't want to have it but you do anyway :(

I liken to it more as roadkill.

I will only watch if there's someone looking like Krystal Forscutt in it.
 
I hate the show, I hate the contestants, I hate the producers...

but I watch it every goddamn year. Well, I can't miss the excitement on the message boards. I've never given the money hungry tossers over at Endemol a penny though.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I always watch the opening show so I'm not completely left out of convos for the next 3 months not knowing what people are on about (plus I like to judge how much I hate people immediately), but I generally can't stand much of it after that. I'll sometimes see a commercial about a new task which I think sounds quite funny and watch a show to see if it is, but that's all.

Having said that, I actually ended up quite liking the final 5 or 6 contestants last year. I hadn't watched it for aaaaaages, but saw this prison task and thought it might be good (it wasn't, it was shit) so tuned in. And I found most of them were people I'd actually be friends with, or at leats get on with, which had never happened before in the history of Big Brother. I'm sure that made very boring TV for the people after the tossers and the controversy, but I quite liked it.

I doubt that'll happen again.
 

Prine

Banned
I hear C4 have been ordered to apologize 3 time before they air BB8 for the whole racism thing that went down earlier this year
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
JonathanEx said:
I've never given the money hungry tossers over at Endemol a penny though.

Me neither, I don't think I've voted once. In fact I don't think I've ever voted for anything on TV, even on shows I actually care about.

I'd love to work behind the scenes there though, coming up with tasks and things. Man I'd be evil.
 

Wes

venison crêpe
Mama Smurf said:
In fact I don't think I've ever voted for anything on TV, even on shows I actually care about.

I called up Win, Lose or Draw once. Remember that? Quality tele.
 

DECK'ARD

The Amiga Brotherhood
After the car crash that was the last Celebrity Big Brother, I'm mainly interested to see how they try and reinvent this one. If it's even possible.

Like the test-card graphics for the eye though!
 

Gowans

Member
yeah I cant wait to see this thread on Wednesday night.

It will manly consist of me judging people on first impressions on who is the biggest douche bag!
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
They really need to do some new stuff with the house, it looks the same as ever. They get a new colour scheme and some sort of wacky new sofa, but can they not be a bit more inventive? How about another level to the house? Not necessarily an entire level, but one of those sort of...I dunno what it's called, it's almost like a balcony indoors and goes all around the inside of the house but with a gap in the middle so everyone is still together enough that they can't just escape conflicts.

Also, apparently the tabloids have gotten aerial shots of...you won't believe this...a second secret garden! OH MY GOD! What a twist? I hope it doesn't get any more exciting and they introduce some new housemates halfway through, I don't think I could handle it! :O :O :O
 

ghst

thanks for the laugh
Stage6, Alluc and the wonders of torrenting make sure that I'll never have to waste my time with shit like this again.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Oh god, I'm watching some programme called Big Brother: After They Were Housemates, and it's awful. I forget just how much I hate these people, I'm not sure it was a good idea for Channel 4 to show this. I just despise 90% of them, there's much less chance of me giving the next series a chance after this.

Craig from S6 got fat as **** though, so that was quite entertaining.
 

Lakitu

st5fu
Mama Smurf said:
Oh god, I'm watching some programme called Big Brother: After They Were Housemates, and it's awful. I forget just how much I hate these people, I'm not sure it was a good idea for Channel 4 to show this. I just despise 90% of them, there's much less chance of me giving the next series a chance after this.

Craig from S6 got fat as **** though, so that was quite entertaining.

Seeing Craig was so funny, he looks so fat and lonely.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
This Russell Brand look back is much better, mainly 'cos I find him funny as hell. I find Celebrity Big Brother ten times worse than the normal one, as they're all so desperate to cling onto their pathetic attempts at fame, but if I could pick the contestants it'd be awesome. Russell Brand, Karl Pilkington, Johnny Vegas...*tries to think of funny women*...hot women.
 
Today's the day!

Big Brother has released some tantalising clues about the housemates scheduled to move into the BB house.

Among the housemates, one is a member of the women’s institute, one is a political protester and one is a former lap-dancer. This series also has the oldest housemate yet, a nanny and a relative of a premiership footballer. Two have children, nine are single and three of the housemates have never been on a plane.

One of the housemates was a child prodigy - she could read by the age of two, and one of the housemates is a cleaner, meaning there should be no dirt lying around the house this time round.

A quad bed, a lap-dancer, lots of single people, a bath in the living room... oh come ON! They could at least try to be subtle, they're really trying to just get sex to happen so that they get all the headlines. Next thing you know is one of the tasks will be for condoms.
 

hadareud

The Translator
that hopefully means that the commercials end.

I want to stab the commentator "aaait dayas" "tooo dayas" "big brooooda". **** off, please.
 

Fusebox

Banned
NOBODY does BB like the UK. From all the countries BBs I've checked out Aus BB had its moments, Dutch is crazy, UK is hilarious and American was boring. Only in the UK house could a guy with tourettes win. :D
 

8bit

Knows the Score
The Manchester Evening News was suggesting that all of tonights entrants will be women, but that story has dissappeared.
 
hadareud said:
that hopefully means that the commercials end.

I want to stab the commentator "aaait dayas" "tooo dayas" "big brooooda". **** off, please.
Don't worry. They get longer.
"Toon in furr thee laive evictshun tonaight at aaait pee emm. whoo goehs? you dehciddeeee"
 

Steroyd

Member
I f***king hate this show with a passion.

But my god damn family watch it 24/7 so i can't get away from it if i tried. :(
 

hadareud

The Translator
JonathanEx said:
Don't worry. They get longer.
"Toon in furr thee laive evictshun tonaight at aaait pee emm. whoo goehs? you dehciddeeee"
:lol

it's true. I try to forget this between each season.

I am proud to say that I have not watched more than 10 minutes of Big Brother in all those years btw.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I've read that all female housemate thing too, some tabloids said it. Apparently 12 women will be sent in tonight, so you know it's just going to be a bitchfest, then on friday the first guy will be introduced, and I don't know if he should be terrified or thrilled.

Of course, every year there are Big Brother rumours right up until the last minute and most of them aren't true.
 
There are 11 female housemates. There's promotion girl twins. I saw a list, but thanks to embargoes, they're being taken down. It's pissing me off that discussion of it is banned on forums of Big Bro sites, but I'm not under any shitty embargo, so why can't I speak? :/

Edit: got it. I'm really posting this as a middle finger to Endemol, as they're trying desperately to take it down.
Name: SAM AND AMANDA (Twins)
Age: 18
From: Newcastle
Occupation: Students
Status: Both single

“If there’s only one fit boy in the house we’ll share him, definitely! He’ll never know the difference!”

These inseparable, bubbly, chatty twin blondes describe themselves as “Twincredible”. Always giggling and finishing each other’s sentences, they even have their own “Twin Song” they sing to introduce themselves to boys.

Sam and Amanda both study Social Work at Manchester Metropolitan University. They often get called “The Terrible Twins” in their university halls because of the noise they make, and their rooms are inspired by “Barbie” - all pink and fluffy.

The girls - whose mum is a Big Brother addict - are never separated and always talk about themselves as “us” and “we”, never in the singular. They both work as promotions girls at a nightclub and believe that women should never have to pay for drinks.

The twins “find politics confusing and wouldn’t know who to vote for”. Before the Big Brother audition process, they had never been abroad, but would love to go to New York “because there are so many shops”.

Name: LESLEY
Age: 60
From: Gloucestershire
Occupation: Retired headhunter
Status: Married - with two children and two grandchildren

The British public will either love me or hate me - either way they’ll want to keep me in… I think there’s a strong possibility that I’ll win.”

“I like to think that I’m intelligent, eccentric, perhaps a little unpredictable,” says Lesley, a member of the Women’s Institute. She has been married twice, first at 16, and her second husband is 23 years her senior.

Lesley ran her own recruitment business for 20 years. She also worked as a Cambridge don and set up a marriage agency for successful divorced people. She and her husband recently returned from a six-year spell living in Portugal, where she tried her hand at stand-up comedy.

Lesley’s tastes range from Michelin-starred restaurants to fish and chips, and she enjoys dinner parties and country house weekends. She has a personal trainer and a cook - “I don’t do anything domestic” - and devours Victorian literature, Dickens being her favourite. Harvey Nichols is her big love but she hates music as it’s “distracting”.

Lesley claims to be honest and honourable, and says she’d hate to share the house with “no-hopers”. She hates “negative under-achievers, arrogance, people without ambition and people who don’t try.” She predicts she’ll be the “safe older woman” in the house, but admits, “I do have terrible temper tantrums. If I don’t like something and I don’t want to do it, the bottom lip starts wobbling…faux crying…”

Name: CHARLEY
Age: 21
From: South London
Occupation: Unemployed
Status: Single

“I’m trendy, I’m wild, argumentative - I speak so much. I’m flirtatious and I’m hot.”

Charley still lives at home with her mum. She dropped out of art college, has been sacked from numerous jobs and is currently unemployed. Her cousin Kieran Richardson plays for Manchester United and she often goes bar-hopping with him in Manchester, where he introduces her to “hot balleters”.

A sleep-walker and talker, Charley is not a morning person. She has an intense phobia of spiders, is dreading the imminent smoking ban and also believes in ghosts. Having no job does not curb her social life. “I go to celeb hangouts and meet great people”. She also loves watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and Little Britain.

Charley is very competitive - she says she always has to win. She craves the limelight and has always wanted to be a singer. She rates herself 10/10 for attractiveness and ruthlessness. Charley will amuse herself in the house by “dancing, singing and getting on people’s nerves” but thinks her housemates will nominate her for being argumentative and unable to cook.

Name: TRACEY
Age: 36
From: Cambridgeshire
Occupation: Cleaner
Status: Single

“I’m a raver, man - I’m a cheesy quaver…I buzz off anything and any one.”

A self-styled hippy raver from a small village in Cambridgeshire, Tracey has collected carrier bags since she was six and says she has never switched on a computer. She has never been on a plane but hears that Goa is a “phat place to be.”

Tracey’s dream job is an actress but she is happy with cleaning for now. “I love my Hoover, love my polish.” In five years’ time she’d simply like to be in a shed with running water and an unblocked toilet. Although she likes to keep her hair nicely styled, she has not worn make-up for 15 years and admits to being slack in terms of looking after herself.

Passive, party-loving and peace-loving Tracey says, “I go out havin’ it every weekend in a field, get on it, get in the stack and buzz like!” She adds, “I like people to be happy - I don’t do anger, it’s not in my world.” Drunks, proper mess and laziness make her angry. She also feels strongly about humans killing the planet and is passionate about keeping the monarchy.

Tracey’s entering the Big Brother house “For the phat experience.”

Name: CHANELLE
Age: 19
From: Wakefield
Occupation: Student
Status: Single

“I would either like to be famous and rich… or a speech therapist in Spain”

Chanelle is utterly obsessed with Victoria Beckham and wants to move to Madrid and then LA just like her idol. She recently had her ‘pob’ cut short and bleached blonde to look like Victoria. Chanelle once queued up for hours to meet her heroine at Selfridges, would love to be a professional Victoria Beckham look-a-like - and says she’s definitely not a fan of Rebecca Loos.

She is doing her A-levels and would like to be a speech therapist in Spain, as she loves the country, the climate and culture. She plays the violin to Grade 7, but admits she doesn’t practise as much as she should.

On how she views herself, Chanelle says “I think my personality is fantastic, I wouldn’t change it for anything … but I don’t like my thighs”. She says she is intelligent but lacks common sense, and is “bubbly, crazy, fun, dramatic, over the top”. But she warns that she also holds a grudge.

Chanelle wants to do Big Brother for the fame. “I want people to like me, I want to meet new people, I want to be recognised in the streets”. She says she would like to win, but it’s not hugely important to her. She says that she “would like to find a rich boyfriend to take her to the Dominican Republic over Christmas.”

Name: SHABNAM
Age: 22
From: North London
Occupation: Temp receptionist
Status: Single

“I am an enigma, I’m striking in my presence. People love to talk to me and are drawn to me.”

Shabnam lives at home with her mother, who she gets on with like a sister. She loves people who like their food, especially chocolate, and describes herself as “full of life, vivacious, nuts, passionate, inimitable and striking”. She’d like to be reincarnated as “another enigma” such as Michael Jackson or Johnny Depp.

Shabnam’s main ambition is to travel the world and enjoy life - she wants adventure and spontaneity and her philosophy is “to live each moment to the full, because the moment never comes again.” An energetic chatterbox, make-up mad Shabnam feels people may nominate her for being messy and because her zest for life and high energy might irritate them. “Housemates that would annoy me would be the ones who don’t listen to me…I should really be listened to because I talk a lot of sense.” She adds that she doesn’t like passive people and has a phobia of bees.

Shabnam lasted two days working in McDonalds and once worked in a toy department where she dressed up as Hello Kitty and Mr Men characters. She has never voted because she can’t be bothered.

She thinks Big Brother will let her “fascinating personality” shine through. “You can’t act on Big Brother - you have to be yourself. There is no other way to win.”

Name: EMILY
Age: 19
From: Bristol
Occupation: Student
Status: Single
“I don’t do losing. I win. Team Emily”

Emily says she was reading from the age of two and gives herself 10 out of 10 for intelligence. This is all part of her very honest attitude to life, and she says “honesty gets me into trouble - teachers hated me for being so honest. Friends like me for being honest. I expect honesty back”.

Having been involved in drama and the theatre since she was five years old, she now believes that her future lies in the fashion industry and is applying to do a fashion course. She says her dream job would be running a magazine or fashion label.

Politically, she considers herself to be right wing and will be voting Conservative in the next election. She says she has no time for benefit cheats, and believes everyone has a right to education, to make money and to keep it.

Her family lived in Puerto Rico for four years but are now back in the UK. Emily and her “gorgeous” 17-year-old twin sisters are known as “the Hilton sisters of Bristol”.
She’s a big Blondie fan, and her current favourite music includes Lily Allen, and new rave acts like CSS and the Klaxons. Her motto is “Live life to the fullest, like it’s your last. Enjoy what’s around you and what’s given to you”.

She thinks Big Brother will change her life, and looks like a big adventure. She believes she’ll be the housemate the public want to watch and would want to be friends with.

Name: LAURA
Age: 23
From: South Wales
Occupation: Nanny
Status: Single

“I talk too fast, I talk too much … I’ve always got something to say”

Laura is currently a nanny, but her dream in life is to become an embalmer as she believes strongly that when you’re dead you should still look good. She also volunteers at a local cemetery clearing leaves, and her ambition is to one day own her own funeral home.

She is staunchly anti-smoking as she hates the smell, and the whole idea of passive smoking. She’s also not a great fan of alcohol and can get drunk on just one pint. People tell Laura she reminds them of Little Britain character Vicky Pollard, and she’s also told that she looks like comic Peter Kay.

Laura admits her nickname is “Wangers” because of her large breasts and is a fan of Bon Jovi, Roxette and Lionel Ritchie. She says the proudest moment of her life was when she was voted Student of the Year at age 16.

Laura describes herself as “happy, happy, happy” and says she’s “friendly, happy, too chatty and nice”. Laura says that looking good is important to her and she “never leaves the house without washing her hair or putting fake tan on.”

She thinks she’d make a brilliant housemate and that being in the house would help her learn to deal with others. She thinks she’ll be one of the top 10 housemates ever.

Name: NICKY
Age: 27
From: Watford
Occupation: Accounts Executive in a bank
Status: Single
“People seem confused about my identity - I’m not confused.

It would be nice to explain to everyone, once and for all, what I’m about.”

Nicky was born in Mumbai and adopted from Mother Teresa’s orphanage in India when she was one. Her adoptive parents are Irish and Anglo-Indian. She has been in her job for nine years - arranging company cars in a retail, business and corporate bank. She studied floristry for two years and is currently learning Spanish.

Nicky describes herself as “crazy, sexy, cool, unique, creative and spontaneous”. She likes to shake up people’s expectations. “I’m Catholic and not Muslim or Hindu, I go out and drink and smoke and party hard.” Love, she thinks, is “for losers”. She hates men - “nasty little creatures - I can’t tolerate them at the moment”, although admits she’d love to pull Calum Best.

Nicky recently dropped four dress sizes and abseiled down her local shopping centre for charity. Her party trick is a rendition of The Cheeky Girls and she is addicted to electro music and hot sauces. “Spongers, scroungers and nose-picking” are Nicky’s pet hates, and in the house she predicts she’ll be irritated by selfishness and unwillingness to help out or take part.

“I’m not someone to be ignored. I will get my point across,” Nicky declares. “I have lots of leadership skills. If people carry on ignoring me, I’ll release my inner bitch.” She predicts she may get nominated by others because of jealousy, for being too straight-talking or for her penchant for extreme cleaning.

Name: CAROLE
Age: 53 years
From: London
Occupation: Young people’s sexual health and HIV worker - unemployed
Status: Single

“I am gonna shake it something rotten and they will be shaking s***less. If people want an argument, here’s the f***ing argument!”

Carole is a born and bred Londoner, who has spent most of her life protesting, being actively involved in politics and welfare issues, and is staunchly anti-war.

Boasting an incessantly hectic lifestyle, she has been a protestor at everything from the Greenham Common Women’s Peace Camps to more recent anti-war rallies, but is a member of The Socialist Workers’ Party, Respect, Unison, Action For South Africa, the Stop The War coalition, among many others. She has also been a foster carer. Carole says the person she’d most like to meet is Nelson Mandela, and says she was driven to join George Galloway’s Respect party after Tony Blair sent troops to Iraq.

Carole has been promising herself a tattoo or piercing for a while and might go ahead with it for her next birthday, and she thinks Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais are geniuses. She even admits that 20 years ago she sang in a band called Fancy Footwork.

She’s a massive fan of the programme and wants Big Brother to change her life. She wants to bring important issues into the public eye, wants some excitement and to maybe find love in the house.”
 
I'm almost 100% positive on that list being true. It's like PSHome: Endemol confirmed it by taking it down. The all girls is for launch night, guys will be gradually introduced.
 
Hey, why don't I post another thing they are doing which is utter crap? Sure, why not.


PODCAST

Last year the BB Podcast booted Ricky Gervais off the top spot to become the number one Podcast on iTunes. And now it's back - bigger and louder than ever.

The Housemates' Radio Show is a weekly, ten-minute show made by housemates on the day of evictions. Each and every Friday, all of the housemates that are facing the public vote will have to present their own radio show that morning. It's their last chance to reach voters - so expect news, weather, jingles and interviews and probably survival pleas too!



....
 

kammy

Banned
gofreak said:
They're all girls?!

edit - hopefully just rumour..

The gimmick this year is fill it up with girls, then drip feed hunky guys in one by one and watch the fireworks.

Sounds like genius to me :lol:
 

chase

Member
I'm not a person who hates reality shows because they're reality shows. I don't hate pop-culture phenoms because they're what they are. I don't begrudge people without talent becoming celebrities.

But I hate this ****ing show.

The housemates are dicks and the public loves them. It pisses me off that someone like Mikey from last year managed to fool anybody into thinking that he was a decent human being. I couldn't watch this show last year without becoming physically angry.

**** you, big brother!
 

hadareud

The Translator
I don't want to upset anyone, but Billy Connolly said it best:

"boring people in a house watching boring people in a house"
 

Gowans

Member
first housemates are in and I already want to kill myself!

what the hell, giglling, blonde, pink, lollypop twins DIE! SHhhhhhHH!!!
 

Gav

Member
Yeah this is doing my nut in already.
TOO MUCH SQUEALING.

And wtf is with the house. Oven in bedroom. Fridge in garden. Bath in living room.
 
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