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[Emitan]

I want it to go longer so newer consoles can go longer. Moore's law has been breaking down for a long time, but that extra year or two can make a huge difference 5 years from now.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Moore's law has been breaking down for a long time

Nah, it's just gone horizontal. It's getting harder to put more transistors on each core but it's getting easier to put more cores in a CPU.

 

[Zeliard]

After detailed Quarian sweat analysis and images of puckering Krogan anuses, at least there isn't much worse they can venture to.

 

[viewtifulsub]

I don't get the fuss behind the Krogan/Turian slave hentai pic.

Is it because of the rape motive behind it? Or that somebody gets off on non square-enix property porn?

 

[Dennis]

After detailed Quarian sweat analysis and images of puckering Krogan anuses, at least there isn't much worse they can venture to.

That sounds like a dare.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

I don't get the fuss behind the Krogan/Turian slave hentai pic.

Is it because of the rape motive behind it? Or that somebody gets off on non square-enix property porn?

The fact that you feel the need to ask this has just brought your entire posting history on this board into question.

 

[Typographenia]

That sounds like a dare.

As we speak, they're organizing another fan march towards the gloriously creepy future.

 

[Zeliard]

That sounds like a dare.

I don't think they need someone to dare them

As we speak, terrifying things are being conjured up.

Edit: that's right Typo. God only knows what's festering.

 

[Glix]

After detailed Quarian sweat analysis and images of puckering Krogan anuses, at least there isn't much worse they can venture to.

Are you serious? This is tame compared to the Sonic fans!

 

[Zeliard]

Are you serious? This is tame compared to the Sonic fans!

You mean HUELEN's green eyed Sonic? That was hilariously obsessive, but this is simultaneously obsessive and terrifying.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

You mean HUELEN's green eyed Sonic? That was hilariously obsessive, but this is simultaneously obsessive and terrifying.

Hey at least that wasn't sexual. Oh shit, it wasn't... was it?

D:

 

[TheSeks]

And people say we don't need new consoles. : (

We don't. See: Frostbite 2.0

Too bad Bioware won't license FB2.0 given it's in the EA house. :|

 

[Typographenia]

I don't think they need someone to dare them

As we speak, terrifying things are being conjured up.

Detailed analysis of puckering krogan anus sweat is on its way.

 

[subversus]

Detailed analysis of puckering krogan anus sweat is on its way.

Also some cocktail recipes with it.

 

[Zeliard]

Detailed analysis of puckering krogan anus sweat is on its way.

Talk about a dare.

 

[subversus]

I think Bioware definitely needs to cash n on this craze and make sex scenes downloadble. I'm almost serious.

 

[TheSeks]

I don't get the fuss behind the Krogan/Turian slave hentai pic.

Is it because of the rape motive behind it? Or that somebody gets off on non square-enix property porn?

Real penises don't work that way, again. Take a good hard look down there and then get back to me.

Detailed analysis of puckering krogan anus sweat is on its way.

I now regret wanting to bone Wrex because he's the ONLY GODDAMN INTERESTING CHARACTER in the Mass Effect universe.

That's incorrect. There are no cannon Bioware choices even though people keep saying it. They were choosing the path of least resistance for new players.

MEK.blog

Yes, because that totally excludes the fact that Ashley/Kandin could've/didn't die and they gave them more than a five minute cameo

Spoiler

they gave them a 10 min!

. :|

The fact of the matter is, Bioware promises the moon and never delivers on their "YOUR CHOICES MATTER!"

 

[Nirolak]

We don't. See: Frostbite 2.0

Too bad Bioware won't license FB2.0 given it's in the EA house. :|

So far the campaign seems to be a giant script fest though, so I'm not sure how much AI it can actually handle while destruction happens.

Getting AI to deal with dynamic environments is expensive.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

I think Bioware definitely needs to cache in on this craze and make sex scenes downloadble. I'm almost serious.

It's basically inevitable at this point. Bioware are poised to become the Stephenie Meyer of the gaming world, but with less Mormon and more furry.

 

[TheSeks]

It's basically inevitable at this point. Bioware are poised to become the Stephenie Meyer of the gaming world, but with less Mormon and more furry.

Well, the furry market is huge. See: Second Life.

Meanwhile, at EA:

KAH-CHING.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I would do anal with tali

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

We don't. See: Frostbite 2.0

Too bad Bioware won't license FB2.0 given it's in the EA house. :|

Unless the retail version of BF3 differs massively from the alpha(it won't), the destruction physics will remain unimpressive to me. There's a lot more that could be accomplished.

 

[Typographenia]

Also some cocktail recipes with it.

I now regret wanting to bone Wrex because he's the ONLY GODDAMN INTERESTING CHARACTER in the Mass Effect universe.

WHAT?
Also, I doubt they would ever allow that with the whole Krogan repopulation thing, anyways...
Dang it, I just remembered a horrible FemShep/Wrex image I saw a while ago. She breastfeeding their kids or something... Now everything is ruined for me. Again.

 

[subversus]

I think they can make it available online only and organize some age gate. Can a person own a credit card in US being under 18?

 

[TheSeks]

Unless the retail version of BF3 differs massively from the alpha(it won't), the destruction physics will remain unimpressive to me. There's a lot more that could be accomplished.

Physics are always going to be a problem for destruction, given too many variables to calculate for it to be "real." The mere fact DICE is putting destruction in their game is something that should be applauded and BEGGED for.

 

[Snuggles]

This still doesn't compare to the things I've read on that Sonic forum.




typically text can't be NSFW but if this is crossing that line, i'll link to it instead...but dear god...

 

[Dennis]

I would do anal with tali

Thanks for bringing some much needed class to the thread.

 

[subversus]

Unless the retail version of BF3 differs massively from the alpha(it won't), the destruction physics will remain unimpressive to me. There's a lot more that could be accomplished.

Lol they already posted that hey toned down destuction in alpha due to perfomance testing.

 

[FieryBalrog]

This retroactively makes the romancing in Baldur's Gate worse for me.

 

[Typographenia]

Thanks for bringing some much needed class to the thread.

Only if she asked.

 

[Entropia]

I feel dirty for having Tali be my love interest in my first ME2 play through.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

The fact of the matter is, Bioware promises the moon and never delivers on their "YOUR CHOICES MATTER!"

"I killed a person in DA:O and they came back in DA2 like nothing happened."

"You thought you killed a person. Maybe you did. But what does that mean?"

"That they're dead? Doesn't that sorta invalidate my choi-"

"Look, WE decide who comes back, not you."

 

[TheSeks]

WHAT?

You heard me. Wrex is the only interesting character in ME. The whole "my race is dying," is interesting. He's loyal to Shepard for helping him out with his family armor and other things. Plus he respects Shepard in a warrior/battle soldier sense. The fact that the canon choice for new players is space redneck shooting him pisses me off.

Also, I doubt they would ever allow that with the whole Krogan repopulation thing, anyways...

Do you think I care? I want to get those romance achievements with the only interesting character. Not blue college girl or space redneck or birdgirl. :|

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Well, the furry market is huge. See: Second Life.

Meanwhile, at EA:

KAH-CHING.

Fun story, I was lucky enough to take part in the Sydney gay and lesbian Mardi Gras a few years back. Unfortunately we were behind the furries float. They played Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang on repeat for 4 hours while men in park ranger outfits danced suggestively with men in animal suits. It was... interesting.

 

[tiff]

Yeah, it never ceases to amaze me how many here on a hardcore gaming site wish for this gen to go on even longer.

I do because I don't play console games for bleeding-edge performance.

I don't get the fuss behind the Krogan/Turian slave hentai pic.

Is it because of the rape motive behind it? Or that somebody gets off on non square-enix property porn?

Furries are too much for GAF, let alone Scalies.

Plus it's funny.

 

[Photolysis]

After detailed Quarian sweat analysis and images of puckering Krogan anuses, at least there isn't much worse they can venture to.

Never underestimate the interwebs.

 

[FieryBalrog]

It's basically inevitable at this point. Bioware are poised to become the Stephenie Meyer of the gaming world, but with less Mormon and more furry.

poised? That bridge was crossed long ago.

 

[Typographenia]

You heard me. Wrex is the only interesting character in ME. The whole "my race is dying," is interesting. He's loyal to Shepard for helping him out with his family armor and other things. Plus he respects Shepard in a warrior/battle soldier sense. The fact that the canon choice for new players is space redneck shooting him pisses me off.

Yeah, I'm not happy about them having Wrex die as the default, but how anyone could place Wrex above Conrad Verner is beyond my comprehension.

Do you think I care? I want to get those romance achievements with the only interesting character. Not blue college girl or space redneck or birdgirl. :|

We'll find out in ME3 that Shepherd was part Krogan all along, or that they accidentally dropped some krogan dna into something when they were doing the Lazarus project. There's still hope!

 

[Vamphuntr]

poised? That bridge was crossed long ago.

We only need a glowing elf for this to become reality. Oh wait...

 

[tiff]

Yeah, I'm not happy about them having Wrex die as the default, but how anyone could place Wrex above Conrad Werner is beyond my comprehension.

It's Verner. Show some respect.

 

[Typographenia]

It's Verner. Show some respect.

I can never remember if it's a "W" pronounced as a "V" or an actual "V."
Dumb, messed-up, angry Conrad in ME2. : (

 

[jim-jam bongs]

We only need a glowing elf for this to become reality. Oh wait...

Nah when they get to in utero paedophilia we'll have reached the point of no return.

 

[Uriah]

"I killed a person in DA:O and they came back in DA2 like nothing happened."

"You thought you killed a person. Maybe you did. But what does that mean?"

"That they're dead? Doesn't that sorta invalidate my choi-"

"Look, WE decide who comes back, not you."

BioWare - Your choices are important. Except when they're not.

 

[TheSeks]

BioWare - Your choices are important. Except when they're not.

Buy our games for choices. Stay for the porn.

We'll find out in ME3 that Shepherd was part Krogan all along, or that they accidentally dropped some krogan dna into something when they were doing the Lazarus project. There's still hope!

The gay community would rejoice. For me, it would be another day in space.

 

[Mindlog]

The line between Talimancing and ooh Bioware makes me so angry continues to blur @_@

Yes, because that totally excludes the fact that Ashley/Kandin could've/didn't die and they gave them more than a five minute cameo

Spoiler

they gave them a 10 min!

. :|

The fact of the matter is, Bioware promises the moon and never delivers on their "YOUR CHOICES MATTER!"

I only said that Bioware did not make cannon choices. Nothing else. Horizon was offensively awful in its execution. At the very least flat VA and crap animation of the scene really did it a disservice. That has nothing to do with what I said, but we agree on Horizon.

 

[Emitan]

All that advice I gave to Conrad meant nothing. Nothing! Fuck you, Bioware!

 

[mxgt]

Remember when Bioware hyped up the fact Shepard could die in Mass Effect 2

Spoiler

but only if you're the worst player to ever play video games or you got everyone killed on purpose

 

[Rodney McKay]

Yeah, I'm not happy about them having Wrex die as the default, but how anyone could place Wrex above Conrad Verner is beyond my comprehension.

If you died at the end of ME2 you should get to play as Conrad in ME3. In the end it turns out it's just Conrad's dream and he wakes up just as the reapers take over the earth.

 

[Mindlog]

Remember when Bioware hyped up the fact Shepard could die in Mass Effect 2

Spoiler

but only if you're the worst player to ever play video games or you got everyone killed on purpose

They were spoiling the intro.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Thanks for bringing some much needed class to the thread.

I would be a gentleman.