GDGF said:Magnesium Citrate is the next best thing to that stuff. Don't need a prescription either.
GDGF said:There is this citrus tasting stuff that makes you take an epic shit. You need it. It's called Magnesium Citrate or something. Drink the whole bottle.
Buy this tomorrow and drink the whole bottle. It's over the counter.
Corky said:Nope, the pharmacies are open like your average store.
Gaborn said:Try a pharmacy at a hospital/clinic near you. As in, if you think it's an emergency don't fuck around, go in and deal with it.
Corky said:Oh believe my, if I felt it was an emergency I'd be at the hospital right now. Right now I "just" have a bad problem that needs to be solved within 24hours. If it doesn't I will run to the hospital if needed.
Madman said:I distinctly remember another GAFfer suggesting using a spoon to break it from it's cocoon and said it was an old trucker trick in a past shit thread.
Veidt said:Carbs stop constipation?
I'm on a low carb intake lately. More protein and veggies/fruit. Plus brown bread. Will this be sufficient, or am I going to end up like OP?!
Gaborn said:You shouldn't have exaggerated in your thread title then :lol. Seriously though, the longer you wait, the harder it's going to be and the longer it's going to take. Just remember: It could be a lot worse, and a lot more embarrassing. Trust me.
Lionel Mandrake said:
GDGF said:There is this citrus tasting stuff that makes you take an epic shit. You need it. It's called Magnesium Citrate or something. Drink the whole bottle.
Buy this tomorrow and drink the whole bottle. It's over the counter.
Corky said:I was this close to use a chopstick... but I said GAF will help me ( no joke )
ICallItFutile said:That did nothing for me personally.
I would recommend this:
Works wonders for many people I know including myself.
Forkball said:
teh_pwn said:Soluble fiber is the LAST thing the OP needs. It's bulk forming. He wants baby splatter - insoluble.
Edit: Damn, do I have it backwards?
VGChampion said:I honestly don't see why you would come to GAF with this. I really think people who come to a gaming website in general need to rethink things. If anything, post this at a medical forum. You're not going to get many serious replies here.
I'm just imagining the day the Internet goes down. What will hundreds upon hundreds of people do when they have a problem?
VGChampion said:I honestly don't see why you would come to GAF with this. I really think people who come to a gaming website in general need to rethink things. If anything, post this at a medical forum. You're not going to get many serious replies here.
I'm just imagining the day the Internet goes down. What will hundreds upon hundreds of people do when they have a problem?
Fuck. First the topic, and now I read this as Chewaka Tablets.ICallItFutile said:That did nothing for me personally.
I would recommend this:
Works wonders for many people I know including myself.
mac said:If you go to a doctor or the ER they will just give you an enema and use water irrigation to loosen it up. I suggest buying a disposable enema and doing that yourself.
I don't think there is a pleasant way out of this. Keep us informed.
VGChampion said:I honestly don't see why you would come to GAF with this. I really think people who come to a gaming website in general need to rethink things. If anything, post this at a medical forum. You're not going to get many serious replies here.
I'm just imagining the day the Internet goes down. What will hundreds upon hundreds of people do when they have a problem?
Corky said:I dont know about you but as of yet there's been a good 50% serious, helpful replies, and 50% jokes ( which I also apprecieate, I'd rather sit here and laugh than cry )
Gaborn said:Might as well sit while you can until your ass explodes in a shower of gore and shit.
Corky said:damn man, after having a hard-on that needed needle-injections to die down I thought you'd have some sympathy ;(
Gaborn said:It's called gallows humor man :lol :lol :lol :lol Just imagine the worst case, most horrible complication that can happen to you. When it doesn't it'll feel much better.
harSon said:
Corky said:The most humane method of those you suggested seem to be that liquid pump, to soften it. Because thats the worst thing about this. It's not my movements, or lach thereof, per se but that it feels like somebody poured a packet of cement in my bowels and mixed it with razorblades.