And sniff the pen when yer done or put it in your mouthBarberetti said:Bowel-Gaf :lol
Stick a pen or something up your arse and try to break it up a bit.
Sabotage said:I'm on a low carb diet aswell but I consume 10-20g of this every day - no problems
just mix it with water and drink it
This.Xeke said:Vacuum?
The couple aired more than dirty laundry on their Bravo reality show Being Bobby Brown (2005). In one episode, Bobby talks about how he helped a constipated Whitney by putting his hands up her butt to remove her poop. A grateful Houston then proclaimed, "Thats black love!" Sensitive guy.
Instro said:You know I remember seeing this really weird doujinshi one time that was about girls who were holding their crap in until they were too constipated go and ended killing themselves trying to dig it out of their bowels. It was pretty disgusting and gorey, but very relevant to you somehow. :lol
micster said:What the fuck :lol :lol
link?
Shinjitsu said:Eat one of these
Xeke said:Vacuum?
mac said:The problem is that there already is a vacuum. In his bowels. Applying a sucking force will do nothing if you can equalize the pressure on the inside. When a stripper gets champagne bottle stuck up her neener you can't just pull it out. At the ER the will snake a small tube into the stuck opening and inflate with air to depressurize the vacuum. Perhaps with a 1/4 piece of tubing you could manage to create the necessary airflow in your pooper but it would be tricky and might require assistance.
mac said:The problem is that there already is a vacuum. In his bowels. Applying a sucking force will do nothing if you can equalize the pressure on the inside. When a stripper gets champagne bottle stuck up her neener you can't just pull it out. At the ER the will snake a small tube into the stuck opening and inflate with air to depressurize the vacuum. Perhaps with a 1/4 piece of tubing you could manage to create the necessary airflow in your pooper but it would be tricky and might require assistance.
GDGF said:There is this citrus tasting stuff that makes you take an epic shit. You need it. It's called Magnesium Citrate or something. Drink the whole bottle.
Buy this tomorrow and drink the whole bottle. It's over the counter.
It's a pretty genius one imho.GDGF said:Is shoving a pencil/pen/toothbrush up your butt really a common solution to getting rid of a stuck turd? I'm asking honestly, since it's been mentioned so often.
Xeke said:Damn physics. Go for a water birth in the tub. Just scoop it out when you're done!:lol
fna84 said:lift one buttcheek off the seat and slowly massage the side of your butthole.
Matrix said:I had to take two bottles of this crap for my colonoscopy and it causes lovely explosive diarrhea. I can imagine this rocket ship he's carrying in his ass will come flying right out from this stuff.
GDGF said:There is this citrus tasting stuff that makes you take an epic shit. You need it. It's called Magnesium Citrate or something. Drink the whole bottle.
Buy this tomorrow and drink the whole bottle. It's over the counter.
PumpkinPie said:Congrats on the birth of your brown baby.