TheQueen'sOwn said:At least you didn't do what I did as a kid.
I pushed so hard, my rectum prolapsed.
I was waiting for the inevitable rectum prolapse post.
:cowers in fetal position:
TheQueen'sOwn said:At least you didn't do what I did as a kid.
I pushed so hard, my rectum prolapsed.
No way man, it's the gynormous middle that's like 2 inches in diameter that hurts the most. And GOD HELP YOU if it breaks off at that point, Because then that massive piece has to come out first instead of starting off small.Jason's Ultimatum said:It's the tip of the chunky, sharded crap that hurts the most. You're fighting for your life for those 45 seconds.
The Frankman said:No way man, it's the gynormous middle that's like 2 inches in diameter that hurts the most. And GOD HELP YOU if it breaks off at that point, Because then that massive piece has to come out first instead of starting off small.
:lol :lolClydefrog said:I was waiting for the inevitable rectum prolapse post.
:cowers in fetal position:
Snytbaggen said:I almost did this half a year ago, but managed to stop in time... Scared the shit out of me (no pun intended) and I'm scared to death it will happen again... Please tell me your rectum healed so it never happened again
I'm guessing I don't want to google image this, right?TheQueen'sOwn said:At least you didn't do what I did as a kid.
I pushed so hard, my rectum prolapsed.
FunkyPajamas said:I'm guessing I don't want to google image this, right?
mac said:After some research I found this site of record.
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/push_grab_wait.html
First comment on the page said:SamDamnit (1196) -- 09.26.2006
I think this case calls for the RONCO Inside The Egg Scrambler. Just stick that sucker in to your poop chute, and turn it on. It will whip that turd in to a frothy cream that just slides out of your poop chute.
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Not only is there no proof, the Inuit tribe provides a nice counterexample. (Inuits ("Eskimos") can go their entire lives without eating any carbohydrates. Fish and seal, baby! Or, they used to. Most of them have found civilization, now. Poor bastards.)teh_pwn said:Strange that the nurse can't give a diagnosis but can say that carbohydrate is necessary for proper bowel function. There's no proof for that.
Instro said:You know I remember seeing this really weird doujinshi one time that was about girls who were holding their crap in until they were too constipated go and ended killing themselves trying to dig it out of their bowels. It was pretty disgusting and gorey, but very relevant to you somehow. :lol
Horsebite said:
My dick is neither tennis ball sized nor shaped. Or colored.TheVampire said:With all this sick talk about having serious trouble getting the shit out, when its not even that big in size, how the hell do people go about having anal sex??
mattiewheels said:I read this as 'Bowie-GAF'.
GDGF said:There is this citrus tasting stuff that makes you take an epic shit. You need it. It's called Magnesium Citrate or something. Drink the whole bottle.
Buy this tomorrow and drink the whole bottle. It's over the counter.
Putting out.....um, yeah.Count Dookkake said:Scat People
mattiewheels said:Putting out.....um, yeah.
TheVampire said:With all this sick talk about having serious trouble getting the shit out, when its not even that big in size, how the hell do people go about having anal sex??
Horsebite said: