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[Devolution]

Also seriously protip dudes: if you want a girl (I assume gay guys feel the same too) to go down on you, trim that jungle of hair at the very least, thanks.

 

[Kinitari]

It's not that different from boy-troubles. ;P I'm happily married, so fortunately my biggest worry right now is "WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PUT THE DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER THE WRONG WAY WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT A GLASS CUP IN THE BOTTOM RACK". But my girlfriends worry about the same stuff my guy friends do, with maybe a little less "HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS" kind of stuff and more "why doesn't he listen to me ((" kind of stuff

Really? Well that's boring. I do talk to one female friend about her boy problems, and they are different than most of the problems I see dudes talking about in girl-age, but she's a bit of a nut, so that might explain that.

Also seriously protip dudes: if you want a girl (I assume gay guys feel the same too) to go down on you, trim that jungle of hair at the very least, thanks.

I think this goes doubly for girls. I know it's important to floss when you eat and everything, but...

 

[Devolution]

I think this goes doubly for girls. I know it's important to floss when you eat and everything, but...

Thing is, we know, we discuss it. It's assumed we should be shaven or waxed. Dudes (hetero ones anyway) are like "HURP DURP" about this shit honestly.

 

[SolKane]

I had my first full on sexual experience with a guy last thursday, it wasn't how I expected. Even during I felt kinda bored. And after I was starting to doubt my gayness. Could it be that I felt no emotional connection to the guy, or he just plain sucked?

Maybe you're asexual.

Ok so we are doing foreplay so is nipple twisting good for all guys?

What the hell, no one likes that.

NO! Also ladies quit with the surprise finger to the ass its not cool

My advice is that every guy secretly loves this, and you should always do it without asking.

 

[wenis]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

Shave what? Because I've gotten numerous compliments on what I decide to keep groomed and all that. If it's just a beard then yea, I agree...I look awesome with my beard.

 

[KevinRo]

I came in here expecting little boys.

Not that I'm into little boys, or men at all.

Ok, that just sounds bad.

I'm leaving now.

 

[FairyD]

I love reading girl/boy age threads. I have to live vicariously through gaffers relationships.

 

[TommyT]

I've been lead to believe this false according to most women.

NO! Also ladies quit with the surprise finger to the ass its not cool

Where can I find a chick to do that?!

Hair thing is just preference. I've had women want a full beard (which I don't particularly like because I have patches of red when the rest of the hair on my body is black), smooth as a babies bottom (ingrown hairs are teh suck), etc. I don't think I look good with just a 'stache, but

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not butt

stubble is where it's at!

/straight here

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but I was curious about the thread.

 

[Double D]

As a father of two boys, I thought this would be a different sort of thread. I stared at the OP, puzzled, for about 20 seconds. Now I've come to a realization, and am typing this. Good day, friends.

 

[SolKane]

As a father of two boys, I thought this would be a different sort of thread. I stared at the OP, puzzled, for about 20 seconds. Now I've come to a realization, and am typing this. Good day, friends.

It should really be called Guy Age. And Girl Age should be called, I don't know, Woman Age? Lady Age? Once you're over 18 you're no longer a boy/girl.

 

[SouthernDragon]

I don't get how women are attracted to dudes. I look at guys and I'm like... "really?"

-shrug-

 

[Devolution]

It should really be called Guy Age. And Girl Age should be called, I don't know, Woman Age? Lady Age? Once you're over 18 you're no longer a boy/girl.

It was named boy-age specially because of girl-age lol. But yeah in an ideal situation this would be named Man-Age and the other Woman-Age.

I don't get how women are attracted to dudes. I look at guys and I'm like... "really?"

-shrug-

I don't get how men are attracted to chicks. I look at girls and I'm like..."really?"

-shrug-

 

[SouthernDragon]

I know, I know. That's why I'm in here; to learn. This is me, showing support for femGAF's Boy-Age thread.

And, I dunno, I thought the female form was universally appreciable. Goes to show what I know.

 

[Escape Goat]

I cannot comment. I am serving out my exile in BFE, Indiana and have zero options for relationship. Sexual frustration...rising...

 

[G-Fex]

kittens are cute and silly.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a kitten.

 

[anaron]

This thread pleases me.

 

[etiolate]

I know, I know. That's why I'm in here; to learn. This is me, showing support for femGAF's Boy-Age thread.

And, I dunno, I thought the female form was universally appreciable. Goes to show what I know.

you gotta want to cock to want the cock man

you wouldn't be into pastries if you didn't like jelly filling

 

[TommyT]

I cannot comment. I am serving out my exile in BFE, Indiana and have zero options for relationship. Sexual frustration...rising...

You're just keeping your allergies at bay.

 

[Kalnos]

Thing is, we know, we discuss it. It's assumed we should be shaven or waxed. Dudes (hetero ones anyway) are like "HURP DURP" about this shit honestly.

Your pubic hair is gross as shit, mine is majestic like a lions' mane.

Deal with it.

 

[Escape Goat]

You're just keeping your allergies at bay.

Yes. That is exactly right. Doctor ordered relocation.

Teh Hamburglar
Forever alone, forever allergic to pussy
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[dude]

I don't get how women are attracted to dudes. I look at guys and I'm like... "really?"

-shrug-

Oh, come on. Guys can be wonderful - And a dick is so nice, I mean, even from a design perspective - It's usually so much more visually appealing than a vagina.

Personally, I like both - but I can't believe people actually can't see whats attractive about men. Even if you're "straight", you should at least admit boys can look attractive, just to be honest with yourself.

As for pubic hair - personally, I trim, it can just get crazy down there. If you're a hairy guy, trim, the pelvic afro is never in.

 

[Devolution]

Your pubic hair is gross as shit, mine is majestic like a lions' mane.

Deal with it.

The visual imagery, oh god.

 

[Veidt]

I'm pretty sure I'm neither cute nor silly.

Okay, maybe silly.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Personally, I like both - but I can't believe people actually can't see whats attractive about men. Even if you're "straight", you should at least admit boys can look attractive, just to be honest with yourself.

Naw, I can easily admit that guys can be attractive. There's an avatar of some dude of there whom I'm sure many ladies would find physically attractive. I'm just here to see what different girls find attractive in a guy.

Is there some self-interest? Sure! But I'm also very curious about other people's way of thinking and how they approach things, so this is an extension of that.

 

[_Isaac]

I would also prefer Guy-Age, but it's no biggie.

 

[BackwardsSuggestions]

Your pubic hair is gross as shit, mine is majestic like a lions' mane.

Deal with it.

Pics?

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Seriously...Or not

 

[Alcoori]

Glass cups in the bottom drawer? Guuuurl!

I think goatees look ugly and I like pubic hair not too trimmed.
And chest hair just makes me melt.

 

[Chinner]

are these traits attractive in a man?

complains about everything
hates everything
goes in and out of depression
dislikes people and society
thinks life is a horrible place.

 

[Kalnos]

are these traits attractive in a man?

complains about everything
hates everything
goes in and out of depression
dislikes people and society
thinks life is a horrible place.

Don't worry man, be like me and find a girl who's also a misanthropist.

Problem solved.

 

[SolKane]

are these traits attractive in a man?

complains about everything
hates everything
goes in and out of depression
dislikes people and society
thinks life is a horrible place.

No, I would tell that man to give up because he will always be lonely.

 

[dude]

are these traits attractive in a man?

complains about everything
hates everything
goes in and out of depression
dislikes people and society
thinks life is a horrible place.

That depends on:
*How he complain
*What are his reasons for hating everything
*What are the side-effects of his depression (writing lovely depressed sonatas or getting drunk on the sofa in the middle of the day?)
*What are his reasons for hating people and society (wouldn't that be covered in hate everything though?)
*Again, wouldn't that fit with hate everything?

 

[cloudwalking]

"WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PUT THE DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER THE WRONG WAY WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT A GLASS CUP IN THE BOTTOM RACK".

hahahaha, i know EXACTLY what you mean.




and regarding facial hair, if a man can pull it off, the half-shaven/stubble look is the sexiest thing ever.

gratuitous photo of my husband for reference:

he looks soooooo goooood with that facial hair

 

[mcrae]

is this thread for girls, or for gays? after reading the first 20 posts im hilariously confused

 

[Chinner]

No, I would tell that man to give up because he will always be lonely.

he already has.

 

[_Isaac]

is this thread for girls, or for gays? after reading the first 20 posts im hilariously confused

Why does it have to be one or the other? I think it's for anybody that wants to "discuss relationship woes with our dudes, hookups, advice and protips for pleasuring your man."

 

[Mr Cola]

hahahaha, i know EXACTLY what you mean.




and regarding facial hair, if a man can pull it off, the half-shaven/stubble look is the sexiest thing ever.

gratuitous photo of my husband for reference:

he looks soooooo goooood with that facial hair

God damn we could be twins D:

 

[TommyT]

God damn we could be twins D:

Maybe you are! I had my sister call me once and ask wtf I was doing at the airport in Washington DC when I was in TX. She had to go up and touch my 'double' to make sure it wasn't me.

Twilight zone shiz!

 

[_Isaac]

God damn we could be twins D:

Prove it.

 

[Mr Cola]

That is seriously uncanny, other than the hairdo, im currently sporting a number 1 short cut

Im from the land of Englandshire

 

[sublime085]

Nope but the gay relationship thread doesn't cover many things about being gay. So it's about time we have another thread that cover all of those things.

Okay, I'll just start by asking, how do you know if some random guy you see on the street is interested? I often see a guy and wonder if he's looking at me because he likes me or because he thinks I got a bird's poo on my shoulder. Even if we exchange glances multiple times, usually neither of us have the guts to say anything.

If you're passing each other on the sidewalk or something wait for him to pass, count to 3, then look back. If he's looking back too it's pretty much an invitation to introduce yourself.

 

[TheSeks]

i have trouble sometimes trying to figure out if a guy likes me or not. or just want to be friends.

Let's fuck while watching Pee Wee's playhouse.

Is that obvious enough for you? <3

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I don't like you. Go away. D:

is this thread for girls, or for gays? after reading the first 20 posts im hilariously confused

Girl-age thread: "Is this thread for boys, or for lesbians? after reading the first 20 posts im [sic] hilariously confused"

See, I can make blanket statements about girl/guy-age too!

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I still don't like these threads.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Your pubic hair is gross as shit, mine is majestic like a lions' mane.

Deal with it.

Hahahahaha. Holly shit.

 

[cloudwalking]

That is seriously uncanny, other than the hairdo, im currently sporting a number 1 short cut

Im from the land of Englandshire

post your pic!!

my husband is half italian and half swiss german.

 

[TommyT]

post your pic!!

my husband is half italian and half swiss german.

Time out here... I gotta do some maths.

 

[KJTB]

Sup ladies *wink*

 

[_Isaac]

Sup ladies *wink*

Sup.

 

[Mr Cola]

nah im not posting pics on here, youll just have to take my word for it, maybe its the angles and the lighting but i have half Irish and half English blood in me so theres no correlation there.

 

[Chinner]

Sup ladies *wink*

you didn't actually wink when typing this did you. go back to THE GAME.

 

[cloudwalking]

Time out here... I gotta do some maths.

german-speaking-swiss? german swiss? i never know what to call it in english. there's a far better word in german for it

 

[TommyT]

nah im not posting pics on here, youll just have to take my word for it, maybe its the angles and the lighting but i have half Irish and half English blood in me so theres no correlation there.

Hey, I'm a Nigerian prince and got some monies for you...

german-speaking-swiss? german swiss? i never know what to call it in english. there's a far better word in german

So he is of German heritage, but born in Switzerland? As in, his parents (Germans) moved to Switzerland and gave birth to him there?

edit: German Swiss sounds like a beer flavored slice of cheese ;D!