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[JambiBum]

The only thing I leave on the floor is any type of over wear I may be wearing at the time. Sweater/jacket/etc. I work late so when I get home and change I usually put everything in a nice pile and put it in my conveniently located basket when I wake up in the morning.

 

[Aeana]

I hope this does not apply to guests at your home. I would be annoyed if my guy friends took their clothes off immediately upon entering my place.

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I definitely get out of my work clothes as soon as I enter the house.

Haha, I should hope not as well. I haven't had that happen with guests, fortunately.

 

[TheSeks]

I hope this does not apply to guests at your home. I would be annoyed if my guy friends took their clothes off immediately upon entering my place.

Unless you're a straight woman or they're downright ugly: No, no you wouldn't you dirty liar.

 

[dragonlife]

Haha, I should hope not as well. I haven't had that happen with guests, fortunately.

Then those are some disrespectful men. Holy crap. Does it get awkward? I'd honestly ask them what the fuck they're doing.

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Unless it's THAT kind of mood before entering the house

 

[FallingEdge]

My clothes get dropped to the floor. Sometimes, I am just too lazy to put them back on the hanger.

I do leave my jeans on the ground. I plan to wear them the next day so it is more for convenience. However, my gf hates that lol.

 

[Professor Beef]

The only thing I leave on the floor is any type of over wear I may be wearing at the time. Sweater/jacket/etc. I work late so when I get home and change I usually put everything in a nice pile and put it in my conveniently located basket when I wake up in the morning.

I did that when I had to work nights, too. I would be so tired, I would just clean up the next day after a good night's rest.

 

[Devolution]

The only thing I leave on the floor is any type of over wear I may be wearing at the time. Sweater/jacket/etc. I work late so when I get home and change I usually put everything in a nice pile and put it in my conveniently located basket when I wake up in the morning.

Yeah jeans I regularly wear or jackets end up being on top of dressers instead of hangers in the closet.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

Yeah, this.

Somebody tell me why guys don't have much interest in controlling their sexual impulses. Grosses me out how the sequence of events seems to always be sex and then "Oh, I actually like this person. Maybe we could have a relationship." when it should be sooo far the other way around.

 

[krypt0nian]

1. Boys are icky.

2. Men are amazing.

3. I want to fuck Devolution's beardy avatar.

 

[enzo_gt]

As a straight guy reading this thread, I am so confused. The Girl-Age OT would be overflowing to the brim with issues and bitching by now, but this thread is all trolling so far.

 

[Aeana]

1. Boys are icky.

2. Men are amazing.

I was actually going to say something along those lines when I saw the thread. I've always gone for older men.

As a straight guy reading this thread, I am so confused. The Girl-Age OT would be overflowing to the brim with issues and bitching by now, but this thread is all trolling so far.

Trolling?

 

[Devolution]

As a straight guy reading this thread, I am so confused. The Girl-Age OT would be overflowing to the brim with issues and bitching by now, but this thread is all trolling so far.

There's been a lot of trolling?

Haha Aeana, jinx.

 

[Acerac]

Yeah, this.

Somebody tell me why guys don't have much interest in controlling their sexual impulses. Grosses me out how the sequence of events seems to always be sex and then "Oh, I actually like this person. Maybe we could have a relationship." when it should be sooo far the other way around.

Something something evolution...

It's an annoying trait though, I agree. >_<

 

[X05]

God damn we could be twins D:

Good to know I'm not the only one who found his twin here

 

[krypt0nian]

I was actually going to say something along those lines when I saw the thread. I've always gone for older men.

Daddy GAF represent!

 

[BladeWorker]

I'm a girl who likes boys. Well, men. But is there a place for me here, too?

 

[Aeana]

I'm a girl who likes boys. Well, men. But is there a place for me here, too?

There are several women in here, myself included.

 

[dragonlife]

I'm a girl who likes boys. Well, men. But is there a place for me here, too?

You bet your ass there is.

 

[ZephyrFate]

i just wanted to say the OP wins for having a super hot pic of Gerard Pique, my Man of the Forever, hottest man alive

 

[enzo_gt]

Trolling?

Okay not trolling but just joking around and shit. That you never see in the other thread. Trolling was not the right word to use.

 

[Professor Beef]

As a straight guy reading this thread, I am so confused. The Girl-Age OT would be overflowing to the brim with issues and bitching by now, but this thread is all trolling so far.

I can't see any trolling in this thread. I just like talking here, and I'm perfectly straight.

Ah, never mind. Didn't see your new post.

I'm a girl who likes boys. Well, men. But is there a place for me here, too?

Why not? I'm a boy who likes girls.

 

[TheSeks]

Okay not trolling but just joking around and shit. That you never see in the other thread. Trolling was not the right word to use.

Because gay men are

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scared

don't care about women problems. However, straight men of GAF feel threatened/sexuality questioned when a GAyF thread appears. Like clockwork and ponies.

 

[Devolution]

Okay not trolling but just joking around and shit. That you never see in the other thread. Trolling was not the right word to use.

And what exactly is wrong with that?

 

[BladeWorker]

Why not? I'm a boy who likes girls.

Hooray! A new home for me!

 

[hateradio]

Somebody tell me why guys don't have much interest in controlling their sexual impulses. Grosses me out how the sequence of events seems to always be sex and then "Oh, I actually like this person. Maybe we could have a relationship." when it should be sooo far the other way around.

I've never had that experience, but then again I don't go out. Personally, sex is not high on my list.

And what exactly is wrong with that?

I suppose that straight guys are far too desperate, in need, and completely out of touch with the opposite sex, that their thread is only for srsbsns. (I kid! See more jokes.)

 

[Professor Beef]

Because gay men are

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scared

don't care about women problems. However, straight men of GAF feel threatened/sexuality questioned when a GAyF thread appears. Like clockwork and ponies.

God damn, you can say that again. Shit gets super annoying when people freak out over ponies.

Hooray! A new home for me!

Welcome! I dunno why I don't post in the Girl-Age thread. I guess things are more chill here?

 

[ZephyrFate]

Okay not trolling but just joking around and shit. That you never see in the other thread. Trolling was not the right word to use.

Straight men are not as fun as gay men or women. News at 11.

p.s. there are way too many adorable straight men in the world and I can't date any of them

 

[Mr Cola]

I have an odd question, when girls have a crush or fancy a guy, what do they generally feel? Most of my crushes and such are kind of sexual first then mental later, call it primitive it is how it is. Also im in the camp of people that doesnt really understand what girls see in guys, were not talking the "well look at brad pitt answers" because no man looks like that save the man himself, im talking in general, what do average girls see in average guys, or is it just the pure evolutionary construct?

 

[Lambtron]

Unless you're a straight woman or they're downright ugly: No, no you wouldn't you dirty liar.

I'm a straight dude who doesn't have a problem with dudes being in various stages of undress, but I would be annoyed if they just rolled into my house and took off their clothes.

A couple of my friends used to live with this guy who basically walked around in his boxers & wrapped himself in a blanket all day. He didn't work, so he spent all day playing Final Fantasy X on my friend's TV & PS2. Anyway, one night all my friends went out to smoke, and I stayed in for some reason. He got up to adjust his blanket, with his junk dangling about outside of his boxers. He just went "whooops!" and tucked his piece away and got back under his blanket.

Again, I have no problem with seeing a dong, I just don't want it to be a surprise. This is the reason for this rule.

 

[Professor Beef]

Again, I have no problem with seeing a dong, I just don't want it to be a surprise. This is the reason for this rule.

:lol

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Somebody tell me why guys don't have much interest in controlling their sexual impulses. Grosses me out how the sequence of events seems to always be sex and then "Oh, I actually like this person. Maybe we could have a relationship." when it should be sooo far the other way around.

I assume you mean the individual 'reasoning' for that. I'm not sure, I kind of have two minds about it myself, and all I can say is that it's novel and stimulating. Not really much of a reason on its own (except when it is).

I find that in practice it doesn't really work for me, so I tend to agree with you more than not in terms of where I come in on it. I used to not really care out of respect to the whole normative thing, but then I found that view to be too 'idealistic' in terms of where I was coming from individually.

I tend to find it lacking in intimacy, not exactly intimacy in terms of an LTR, more a property of interpersonal chemistry that is interesting beyond the visceral. Without that sex isn't so interesting, I'd rather have imaginary sex with the imaginary person because it's almost always more worthwhile than the real thing. There are too many registers of experience that are a part of sexuality, that much of enjoying it seems to do with having a decent rapport and an appreciation for their mind.

But even that can lead to always expecting something 'new' to come along, just in this case new personalities are something sought along with looks. I don't know, maybe some people that are like that are just always expecting something newer or better to come along. A lot are probably just experiencing a phase of hedonism and don't really have any professed interest beyond sex, a lot of people go through phases like that, defining one's 'limits' is basically an integral part of becoming an adult for a lot of people.

I don't know, all I can say is moderation in all things pretty much always seems like the best idea.

 

[TheSeks]

I'm a straight dude who doesn't have a problem with dudes being in various stages of undress, but I would be annoyed if they just rolled into my house and took off their clothes.

Shit. I meant straight man. Where the hell did "wo" come from? I don't think women and gay men would complain too much if they had a suddenly influx of men stripping.

Then again, maybe I'm just thinking of my job working with Hot Cops.

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I am not a stripper. That's a joke.

 

[_Isaac]

I'm a straight dude who doesn't have a problem with dudes being in various stages of undress, but I would be annoyed if they just rolled into my house and took off their clothes.

A couple of my friends used to live with this guy who basically walked around in his boxers & wrapped himself in a blanket all day. He didn't work, so he spent all day playing Final Fantasy X on my friend's TV & PS2. Anyway, one night all my friends went out to smoke, and I stayed in for some reason. He got up to adjust his blanket, with his junk dangling about outside of his boxers. He just went "whooops!" and tucked his piece away and got back under his blanket.

Again, I have no problem with seeing a dong, I just don't want it to be a surprise. This is the reason for this rule.

You like to plan it out?

 

[TheSeks]

You like to plan it out?

Who doesn't?! On Friday I am having a sexy naked party with hookers and blackjack with 25 other men.

God damn, you can say that again. Shit gets super annoying when people freak out over ponies.

Jenga is the biggest closeted Pony fan I've ever seen. Mmmhmm.

 

[The Technomancer]

I swear every time I see this thread title I read it internally in the voice of my ex. Then she giggles.

 

[BladeWorker]

I have an odd question, when girls have a crush or fancy a guy, what do they generally feel? Most of my crushes and such are kind of sexual first then mental later, call it primitive it is how it is. Also im in the camp of people that doesnt really understand what girls see in guys, were not talking the "well look at brad pitt answers" because no man looks like that save the man himself, im talking in general, what do average girls see in average guys, or is it just the pure evolutionary construct?

It depends.

Different girls are attracted to different things. The feeling that's generated in the girl, however, usually amounts to something like that tingly feeling you get when your leg falls asleep...but in a good way.

 

[Lambtron]

You like to plan it out?

I'd just rather be able to be prepared for it. If I'm watching porn with dudes in it, I can expect there to be some dongs there. If I'm going into a gym locker room, again, I expect it. If I ever wanted to see some cock, I'd totally plan it out. I'd prefer that to happenstance.

 

[Professor Beef]

Who doesn't?! On Friday I am having a sexy naked party with hookers and blackjack with 25 other men.

"I love it when a plan comes together."

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Daddy GAF represent!

Woof

 

[ZephyrFate]

I think straight men would be more secure with themselves/their sexuality if they didn't freak out over seeing dong.

Of course, I say this being totally paranoid about seeing vaginas. Gross.

 

[Mr Cola]

It depends.

Different girls are attracted to different things. The feeling that's generated in the girl, however, usually amounts to something like that tingly feeling you get when your leg falls asleep...but in a good way.

Strange, i dont think ive ever had that feeling

 

[Professor Beef]

I think straight men would be more secure with themselves/their sexuality if they didn't freak out over seeing dong.

Of course, I say this being totally paranoid about seeing vaginas. Gross.

 

[Lambtron]

I think straight men would be more secure with themselves/their sexuality if they didn't freak out over seeing dong.

Of course, I say this being totally paranoid about seeing vaginas. Gross.

For what it's worth, I'd probably feel the same about a bunch of unexpected pussy all up in my grill. I was just discussing male habits. I've never met any ladies who hang out in boxers with their labia dangling out of them all day, but I imagine they also exist.

 

[TheSeks]

Men don't care about their shit dangling out unless it's around certain areas. I mean it's a penis, you have one as well. Big deal?

 

[Professor Beef]

Men don't care about their shit dangling out unless it's around certain areas. I mean it's a penis, you have one as well. Big deal?

It's a big deal for some, if you catch my drift.

 

[krypt0nian]

Woof

IML is this month in Chicago. Like moths to a flame.

 

[TheSeks]

It's a big deal for some, if you catch my drift.

Size queens kings (for straight men?) are so lame. It's not like you can change it.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

IML is this month in Chicago. Like moths to a flame.

Lol nice. Pity it's a at-least 24 hour flight for me *wahh*

Ill make do with some silver fox.

 

[ZephyrFate]

This thread came at an interesting time. There's a new show on Showtime called Gigolos which basically has (aside from one guy) stupidly hot men plowing chicks in a porno-esque manner.

Let's just say I only watch it to see these men get naked and ONLY for the brief chance I see their dicks.

Because man


some of the people who hire male escorts

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[HappyPuppy]

3. I want to fuck Devolution's beardy avatar.

Facial hair and body hair, holy fucking hell I get so turned on by it. A man can go from a 3 to a 6 with just facial hair.

I miss my ex and he doesn't want to talk to me or know anything about me cause it's hard for him, I sure wish I could give him another hug. Not looking for a relationship at the moment but I am looking for a good beard I could lay a kiss on .