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[TheSeks]

nah im not posting pics on here, youll just have to take my word for it,

Buzzkill.

If you're passing each other on the sidewalk or something wait for him to pass, count to 3, then look back. If he's looking back too it's pretty much an invitation to introduce yourself.

I don't think that really works in the bible belt.

 

[Mr Cola]

Hey, I'm a Nigerian prince and got some monies for you...

I dont see how this is really an issue, its just an observation i made, ive nothing to gain from making it in any sense, i just thought it was odd

 

[mcrae]

Why does it have to be one or the other? I think it's for anybody that wants to "discuss relationship woes with our dudes, hookups, advice and protips for pleasuring your man."

well statements like

"Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please."

are pretty ambiguous, and questions like

"Okay, I'll just start by asking, how do you know if some random guy you see on the street is interested? I often see a guy and wonder if he's looking at me because he likes me or because he thinks I got a bird's poo on my shoulder. Even if we exchange glances multiple times, usually neither of us have the guts to say anything."

may have different answers depending on who is asking them?

and also i was confused because i thought there was a gay-relationship thread already...

 

[KJTB]

you didn't actually wink when typing this did you. go back to THE GAME.

WHY MUST YOU DESTROY MY HOPES AND DREAMS

*cries*

Spoiler

I didn't really cry

 

[TheSeks]

ive nothing to gain from making it in any sense

Except flattering/un-falttering comments from GAyF and the females. So like Nike ads: Just do it (TM).

 

[cloudwalking]

well statements like

"Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please."

are pretty ambiguous, and questions like

"Okay, I'll just start by asking, how do you know if some random guy you see on the street is interested? I often see a guy and wonder if he's looking at me because he likes me or because he thinks I got a bird's poo on my shoulder. Even if we exchange glances multiple times, usually neither of us have the guts to say anything."

may have different answers depending on who is asking them?

and also i was confused because i thought there was a gay-relationship thread already...

those are exactly the type of questions that get asked in the girl/dating age thread. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=414419

 

[Mr Cola]

Except flattering/un-falttering comments from GAyF and the females. So like Nike ads: Just do it (TM).

Would it help if i dont consider either of us that attractive? Id consider myself a solid 4-5 personally

 

[_Isaac]

Would it help if i dont consider either of us that attractive? Id consider myself a solid 4-5 personally

Out of five?

 

[Mr Cola]

Out of five?

No 10

 

[TheSeks]

Out of five?

You're being too obvious. *mouths* STOPPPPPPPP.

Would it help if i dont consider either of us that attractive? Id consider myself a solid 4-5 personally

I don't consider you attractive (then again I've got really high standards). So I lose nothing from pushing you to do it

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For Issac, who I need to get photos of from RCar

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those are exactly the type of questions that get asked in the girl/dating age thread.

And some are even more embarrassing.

TBH though I kinda agree with him, the relationship thread is pretty much "boy-age," under a different name. We just don't use it as that because "community/megathreads" are discouraged by Evilore now.

 

[Professor Beef]

It's not that different from boy-troubles. ;P I'm happily married, so fortunately my biggest worry right now is "WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PUT THE DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER THE WRONG WAY WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT A GLASS CUP IN THE BOTTOM RACK". But my girlfriends worry about the same stuff my guy friends do, with maybe a little less "HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS" kind of stuff and more "why doesn't he listen to me ((" kind of stuff

What kind of uncouth monster does that?

 

[cloudwalking]

Would it help if i dont consider either of us that attractive? Id consider myself a solid 4-5 personally

it's okay. my husband doesn't realize either that he is living, breathing, walking sexiness.

if you really look like him, you should just accept it. there's no use fighting it.

 

[KJTB]

Would it help if i dont consider either of us that attractive? Id consider myself a solid 4-5 personally

If you find yourself unattractive, do things to help boost your self image. If you think you're overweight, work out and eat healthy. If you think you have a bad sense of style, maybe look up some pointers. Get a nice haircut, buy some new clothes. Making yourself seem attractive is like a mind game, kind of an illusion imo . Like, when I wake up in the morning and my hair looks absolutely stupid and w/e, I'd consider myself to be much uglier than after I spend a little time doing my hair and matching my clothes.

 

[_Isaac]

You're being too obvious. *mouths* STOPPPPPPPP.



I don't consider you attractive (then again I've got really high standards). So I lose nothing from pushing you to do it

Spoiler

For Issac, who I need to get photos of from RCar

.

....not gonna lie. Your post just straight up confused me. What is an RCar?

 

[SolKane]

Where are you finding men who don't know how to use a dishwasher or even cook? Who can't do this stuff in this day and age?

 

[_Isaac]

Where are you finding men who don't know how to use a dishwasher or even cook? Who can't do this stuff in this day and age?

I don't know how to use fancy rich people appliances like a dishwasher.

 

[KJTB]

...I don't even have a dishwasher in my apartment

 

[TheSeks]

What is an RCar?

Ruffles X-box Live tag. It's how I knew him before I got accepted into GAF two years ago along with Dragonlife.

 

[Mr Cola]

If you find yourself unattractive, do things to help boost your self image. If you think you're overweight, work out and eat healthy. If you think you have a bad sense of style, maybe look up some pointers. Get a nice haircut, buy some new clothes. Making yourself seem attractive is like a mind game, kind of an illusion imo . Like, when I wake up in the morning and my hair looks absolutely stupid and w/e, I'd consider myself to be much uglier than after I spend a little time doing my hair and matching my clothes.

This wasnt meant to be a help me post im perfectly happy, i can see how rating yourself average could seem somewhat depressing but i just sort of think of it as realistic, im not ugly, im not a supermodel, meh either way. I think some realistic expectation of what you can offer and expect in that department doesnt necessarily have to be an unhealthy attitude to have.

 

[cloudwalking]

it's not that my man or anyone else i know is dishwasher-challenged per se, it's just that our european sized-dishwasher is tiny as fuck and i've become THE MASTER at putting the dishes in very specific spots in order to load it to absolute maximum capacity.

i hate to see space wasted in a dishwasher.

 

[Chinner]

whats better cut or uncut?

 

[Lackmus]

Oh cmon FemGAF, when I saw this thread all I want is to answer questions like "how do I get this boy to like me?" because the answers are so god damn easy-mode.

 

[FallingEdge]

I use the George Foreman grill like a boss.

 

[_Isaac]

Ruffles X-box Live tag. It's how I knew him before I got accepted into GAF two years ago along with Dragonlife.

Don't believe him! He has no pictures of me.

 

[TheSeks]

whats better cut or uncut?

I'm sooooooo not going down this road in this thread.

Don't believe him! He has no pictures of me.

You say that but you say different in the tinychat thread.

WHICH DO I BELIEVE! *head explodes*

 

[cloudwalking]

Oh cmon FemGAF, when I saw this thread all I want is to answer questions like "how do I get this boy to like me?" because the answers are so god damn easy-mode.

i think a majority of the females on gaf are married or in a steady relationship, so most of the questions in here will probably be more along the lines of "how do i get him to stop leaving his socks lying around the house"

 

[hateradio]

are these traits attractive in a man?

complains about everything
hates everything
goes in and out of depression
dislikes people and society
thinks life is a horrible place.

What the hell. Why are my qualities up for discussion!?

I don't complain, I make (negative) critical observations!

Well, actually this is probably 60 to 80 percent of GAF, right?

 

[TommyT]

i think a majority of the females on gaf are married or in a steady relationship, so most of the questions in here will probably be more along the lines of "how do i get him to stop leaving his socks lying around the house"

It's the same answer. Deny him. /thread

 

[dragonlife]

Gay, here. No interest in being in a relationship. Probably.

I'll definitely be reading this thread, though. Could be interesting (especially if more women post).

What the hell. Why are my qualities up for discussion!?

This is what I thought, too! Except the complaining/hates everything bits.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I cannot comment. I am serving out my exile in BFE, Indiana and have zero options for relationship. Sexual frustration...rising...

I thought you moved to DC ham?

edit: also, what about chest hair? my girlfriend loves mine and has threatened me with bodily harm if I shave it......but I kinda want to. *shrug*

 

[Aeana]

and regarding facial hair, if a man can pull it off, the half-shaven/stubble look is the sexiest thing ever.

Yes.


Yes.

Where are you finding men who don't know how to use a dishwasher or even cook? Who can't do this stuff in this day and age?

I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are just pretending to be bad so they don't have to do it. I find that feigning ignorance is a talent many men share.

 

[TheSeks]

It's the same answer. Deny him. /thread

:lol Someone said it best: Men are like jackhammers.

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Of course, I'm depressed so the hell do I know about this?

I'll definitely be reading this thread, though. Could be interesting (especially if more women post).

So you're saying you're really straight. Ah, hormones and teenagers~

 

[Devolution]

is this thread for girls, or for gays? after reading the first 20 posts im hilariously confused

It's for both. Both involve dealing with dudes as boyfriends, lovers, husbands, etc.

i think a majority of the females on gaf are married or in a steady relationship, so most of the questions in here will probably be more along the lines of "how do i get him to stop leaving his socks lying around the house"

lol. Well I can't lie, I'm in a relationship.

 

[dragonlife]

So you're saying you're really straight. Ah, hormones and teenagers~

Nah, I'm just interested in hearing women discuss men. I'm used to the gay side of it.

And a big approval for jarosh. That man is sexy and pretty at the same time, cloud. Nice catch!

 

[Devolution]

I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are just pretending to be bad so they don't have to do it. I find that feigning ignorance is a talent many men share.

Or talking out of their ass about how they think I should feel about certain things that only affect me. Just a month or so ago my boyfriend thought I was exaggerating about my cramps. I got so mad.

 

[dragonlife]

I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are just pretending to be bad so they don't have to do it. I find that feigning ignorance is a talent many men share.

I am guilty of this. I go to great lengths to let people know they shouldn't depend on me for certain things because I'm a lazy bastard.

 

[_Isaac]

I am guilty of this. I go to great lengths to let people know they shouldn't depend on me for certain things because I'm a lazy bastard.

I've tried to do this, but then I feel guilty about it.

 

[Professor Beef]

i think a majority of the females on gaf are married or in a steady relationship, so most of the questions in here will probably be more along the lines of "how do i get him to stop leaving his socks lying around the house"

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

 

[_Isaac]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

Really?

 

[Devolution]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

When there is someone else around to pick up the clothes, sometimes people just do it, I'm guilty of it. I'm actually the messy one and my boyfriend is the neat freak. lol.

 

[SolKane]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

Do you have any guy friends? All of mine are like this. Yet they never seem to be lacking in surrogate moms who will clean up after them.

 

[TheSeks]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

You so obviously haven't met real men then.

 

[KJTB]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

I for one leave my clothes on the floor all the time >_>

 

[Professor Beef]

Do you have any guy friends? All of mine are like this. Yet they never seem to be lacking in surrogate moms who will clean up after them.

All of my male friends very rarely leave their shit laying on the floor. Even when I was sharing an apartment with four of them, the floor was always clothing-free.

I shouldn't doubt that there are guys who do this, but I don't know any personally, so it's a bit jarring.

 

[Aeana]

All of my male friends very rarely leave their shit laying on the floor. Even when I was sharing an apartment with four of them, the floor was always clothing-free.

I shouldn't doubt that there are guys who do this, but I don't know any personally, so it's a bit jarring.

I would like to meet your friends.
Every guy I know strips down to his underwear within seconds of entering the place, leaving pieces of clothing lay wherever they fall.

 

[Neki]

All of my male friends very rarely leave their shit laying on the floor. Even when I was sharing an apartment with four of them, the floor was always clothing-free.

I shouldn't doubt that there are guys who do this, but I don't know any personally, so it's a bit jarring.

I leave my room full of papers and clothes sometimes, but that's because it's my room and the only one in there is meeeeeee! (usually just papers though)

 

[SaintZ]

It's probably just me, but I can't imagine that other guys just leave clothing laying around everywhere. It boggles the mind!

Everytime I take my clothes off they go directly to the laundry bin. I just HATE seeing them on the floor/some other place, they make me unconfortable. It may be because my room is really small though.

 

[shintoki]

I would like to meet your friends.
Every guy I know strips down to his underwear within seconds of entering the place, leaving pieces of clothing lay wherever they fall.

They'll get picked up eventually and if not, throw some newspaper over it.

 

[Professor Beef]

I would like to meet your friends.
Every guy I know strips down to his underwear within seconds of entering the place, leaving pieces of clothing lay wherever they fall.

I do that myself at times, but I at least aim for the basket/hamper.

I leave my room full of papers and clothes sometimes, but that's because it's my room and the only one in there is meeeeeee! (usually just papers though)

You...you slob!

 

[Lambtron]

I would like to meet your friends.
Every guy I know strips down to his underwear within seconds of entering the place, leaving pieces of clothing lay wherever they fall.

I hope this does not apply to guests at your home. I would be annoyed if my guy friends took their clothes off immediately upon entering my place.

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I definitely get out of my work clothes as soon as I enter the house.