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[Devolution]

In here we will discuss relationship woes with our dudes, hookups, advice and protips for pleasuring your man.

you can post bears or talk about hairy, older men. nobody really cares. don't play the victim.

If you want this thread to have more advice, or go in a different direction, post nicely about it. But do me a favor and don't come in throwing fists around and accusing people of bad faith.

 

[Sai-kun]

Guys where do I stick it in?

 

[Koodo]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

 

[Garcia]

I'm a proud member, and I proudly place my wang on this thread. LET IT ROLL!

 

[MilesWebber]

Did the gay relationship thread get locked?

 

[omgkitty]

Oh my...so controversial! Hope Jarred shows up.

 

[Delio]

Ok so we are doing foreplay so is nipple twisting good for all guys?

 

[Kinitari]

So this is like the gay version of the girl-age thread? That's cool, I can observe gay dudes without feeling weird about it.

 

[Devolution]

So this is like the gay version of the girl-age thread? That's cool, I can observe gay dudes without feeling weird about it.

Also the hetero-girl version. =p

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Ok so we are doing foreplay so is nipple twisting good for all guys?

Not too hard. I bruise easily.

 

[SaintZ]

I approve that banner <3

 

[Replicant]

Did the gay relationship thread get locked?

Nope but the gay relationship thread doesn't cover many things about being gay. So it's about time we have another thread that cover all of those things.

Okay, I'll just start by asking, how do you know if some random guy you see on the street is interested? I often see a guy and wonder if he's looking at me because he likes me or because he thinks I got a bird's poo on my shoulder. Even if we exchange glances multiple times, usually neither of us have the guts to say anything.

 

[Zeke]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

I've been lead to believe this false according to most women.

Ok so we are doing foreplay so is nipple twisting good for all guys?

NO! Also ladies quit with the surprise finger to the ass its not cool

 

[Dead Prince]

i have trouble sometimes trying to figure out if a guy likes me or not. or just want to be friends.

 

[Delio]

Not too hard. I bruise easily.

I'll try to go softer babe

 

[How About No]

Straight guy reporting in. Guys are yucky.

Edit Ok there are exceptions

 

[Koodo]

Straight guy reporting in. Guys are yucky.

How about no.

 

[shuri]

Boys? Is this a nambla sponsored thread?

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Also the hetero-girl version. =p

I approve, I had some pretty unskilled dates a few times. For me, there's a lot more than just my penis

 

[Replicant]

Straight guy reporting in. Guys are yucky.

You just haven't met the right guy yet.

Edit Ok there are exceptions

OH, you finally come to your senses.

 

[DanteFox]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

Then why do like 90% of chicks it seems try to get their guys to shave their beards? Is it just a control thing?

 

[Devolution]

I've been lead to believe this false according to most women.

Goatees are hot. Certain beards on certain dudes are hot.

Facial hair that's not so hot: long goatees and long beards. Facial hair should be well groomed.

Then why do like 90% of chicks it seems try to get their guys to shave their beards? Is it just a control thing?

I want my bf to grow a goatee but he doesn't wanna.

 

[SouSouRocket]

I've been lead to believe this false according to most women.

I think it probably depends on the girl and how much hair you're talking about. Of course if we're talking Robin Williams-level shaving is not a bad idea (unless you're into that sort of thing). I think hair is just fine, I'm not really into super-metro guys who shave and pluck and wax.

Then why do like 90% of chicks it seems try to get their guys to shave their beards? Is it just a control thing?

I think baby faces are cute You know that weird face-rubbing thing women always do to guys in the razor commercials? You can't do that to a beard!!! Smooth cheeks are where it's at.

 

[Delio]

I tend to like them smooth myself. Not to much hair to fuss with but then i go for the twinky type.

 

[Devolution]

I think hair is just fine, I'm not really into super-metro guys who shave and pluck and wax.

Ditto.

 

[Sai-kun]

Shaving ain't bad. It just looks weird if you're super hairy everywhere else.

 

[neojubei]

i have trouble sometimes trying to figure out if a guy likes me or not. or just want to be friends.

Ask the guy out and go from there?

 

[Delio]

Shaving ain't bad. It just looks weird if you're super hairy everywhere else.

Yeah. You need to be consistant with the shaving.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

What about leg hair? That's pretty much the only place I get a lot of hair, not counting my head and beard.

 

[dream]

NO! Also ladies quit with the surprise finger to the ass its not cool

Yes. This.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Beards are fine but staches are where it's at! If a guy can pull of a stache then I'm instantly attracted. Beards and goatees can cover up a weak chin on guys.

 

[OneMoreQuestion]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

Bububu I DON'T have hair to shave...

 

[Nymeria88]

Also the hetero-girl version. =p

Good. I agree a hereto-girl thread would be nice.

 

[Devolution]

What about leg hair? That's pretty much the only place I get a lot of hair, not counting my head and beard.

Leg hair ain't no big deal. My bf has a lot on his arms and legs, don't really mind. I think the one place hair bothers me is the back. Now that should definitely be shaved or waxed.

 

[neojubei]

wished i had a boyfriend...oh well

 

[Delio]

I have to admit it was one of the reasons i loved my ex. He would be so shaven and it wasa massive turn on to me. I mean i dont mind beards hell i have one but shaved just gets me.

 

[Dead Prince]

wished i had a boyfriend...oh well

we can be e-boyfriends <3

 

[Delio]

we can be e-boyfriends <3

HMP and this is why i have my Cheezmo!

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Leg hair ain't no big deal. My bf has a lot on his arms and legs, don't really mind. I think the one place hair bothers me is the back. Now that should definitely be shaved or waxed.

Ah cool. My back is spotless thankfully, I also think is horrendous.

 

[Kinitari]

Also the hetero-girl version. =p

So are all 3 girls on GAF going to post?! Crazy. Also, It'd be interesting seeing what girls complain/worry/argue about when it comes to relationships.

 

[Devolution]

So are all 3 girls on GAF going to post?! Crazy. Also, It'd be interesting seeing what girls complain/worry/argue about when it comes to relationships.

There are more than that, they just rarely have a reason to make their gender known. And considering the atmosphere here sometimes I don't blame them.

 

[neojubei]

we can be e-boyfriends <3

Hey are u open to a e-threesome?

 

[Dead Prince]

Hey are u open to a e-threesome?

threesome? so you're not the exclusive type? hmmm. i don't think i can go with a guy that isn't.

 

[Tokubetsu]

Please don't shave. Hair is hot.


Please.

Maybe if you can get women to not be fickle about it. Every girl I've been with can't decide between going for a moustache ride or a smooth baby and they always like the stubble until they go in for a kiss. Shaving after letting go for awhile fucking sucks, don't make me do it ='(

 

[neojubei]

threesome? so you're not the exclusive type? hmmm. i don't think i can go with a guy that isn't.

I'm just kidding.

 

[Sai-kun]

Good. I agree a hereto-girl thread would be nice.

This isn't a thread for gay guy problems. It's a thread about guy problems

 

[Devolution]

This isn't a thread for gay guy problems. It's a thread about guy problems

Yes. The problems inevitably overlap.

 

[idwl]

I had my first full on sexual experience with a guy last thursday, it wasn't how I expected. Even during I felt kinda bored. And after I was starting to doubt my gayness. Could it be that I felt no emotional connection to the guy, or he just plain sucked?

 

[SouSouRocket]

So are all 3 girls on GAF going to post?! Crazy. Also, It'd be interesting seeing what girls complain/worry/argue about when it comes to relationships.

It's not that different from boy-troubles. ;P I'm happily married, so fortunately my biggest worry right now is "WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PUT THE DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER THE WRONG WAY WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT A GLASS CUP IN THE BOTTOM RACK". But my girlfriends worry about the same stuff my guy friends do, with maybe a little less "HOW DO I TALK TO GIRLS" kind of stuff and more "why doesn't he listen to me ((" kind of stuff

 

[Nymeria88]

Maybe if you can get women to not be fickle about it. Every girl I've been with can't decide between going for a moustache ride or a smooth baby and they always like the stubble until they go in for a kiss. Shaving after letting go for awhile fucking sucks, don't make me do it ='(

Stubble looks hot, but is not as much fun to kiss. Mustache is always bad.

Leg hair, good
Chest hair, good (if not too thick)
Back hair, bad