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F0rneus

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I swear to God, ever since the snow melted, those motherfuckers are everywhere. I have a basket to drop them in, but it got snowed the fuck in so I was randomly tossing these assholes out thinking they'd disappear with the wind or magic but no, those suckers are there to stay and they aren't growing new cigarettes. Hate that shit, like what the fuck?

Anyway, feel free to complain about butts.
 
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Communal butt appreciation night may just be the closest thing to world peace that we can have as humans.
Look at how everyone is happy and in the moment.
 
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Kdad

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One of the earliest reports of such a practice took place in England in 1746, when a woman was left unconscious after nearly drowning.

Her husband allegedly took the suggestion of administering a tobacco enema to revive her, a practice that was rising in popularity at the time as a possible answer to the frequent, local instances of drowning.

Left with little choice, the man took a tobacco-filled pipe, inserted the stem into his wife’s rectum, and, well, blew a bunch of smoke up there. As strange as it may sound today, it reportedly worked, the hot embers of the tobacco leaf jolting the wife back into consciousness, and the practice grew quickly from there.
 
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badblue

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One of the earliest reports of such a practice took place in England in 1746, when a woman was left unconscious after nearly drowning.

Her husband allegedly took the suggestion of administering a tobacco enema to revive her, a practice that was rising in popularity at the time as a possible answer to the frequent, local instances of drowning.

Left with little choice, the man took a tobacco-filled pipe, inserted the stem into his wife’s rectum, and, well, blew a bunch of smoke up there. As strange as it may sound today, it reportedly worked, the hot embers of the tobacco leaf jolting the wife back into consciousness, and the practice grew quickly from there.

We've come a long way since 1746.

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