Here it is.... My Impressions!
- The movie is not the masterpiece the internet was raving about... That being said, I really enjoyed it and thought it was great.
- I think the first hour does have some pacing flaws, I will wait for a second watch to pinpoint where exactly but even as a big Marvel fan who appreciated the setup and development, I think the first hour could have been tighter.
- This is how you do an Avengers movie. Keep Joss Whedon away, he's done. Russo's know how to do action but Im not a fan of the shaky cam opening sequence, It can get pretty blurry quick
- I thought I understood the premise but with a little bit of thought, it makes no sense to me.... How the fuck are people bitching about accountability? These people fucking saved the world from catastrophe on multiple occasions.... Im sorry but people are going to fucking die regardless. Its impossible to save 100% of lives, but at least the death count is mitigated. How the fuck can you be blamed for an alien fucking invasion that appeared out of nowhere? If I was in that meeting, I would have walked out. Next time some fuck shit happens, how about you deal with that shit yourself.
(Its even more insulting when the government themselves were infiltrated by terrorists and they were gonna nuke NYC but wanna talk about fucking accountability...)
- Cap getting with Sharon is such a stretch..... weak as hell just to get a female love interest in there... unnecessary
- T'Challa is a fucking king, put some respek on his name, All tree of y'all, I aint gon say it no mo'
- Bucky is a somewhat jobber, Like someone said, he's def more effective under mind control orders
- Definitive depiction of Spidey, He was awesome. I loved how they even got to really show his strength and just how much of an asset he is. At the same time, his inclusion was basically just to introduce him to the audience ahead of his film
- The airport sequence is probably one of the greatest things I've ever seen on film.]
- Giant Man was sick. Russo's did a great job balancing everybody but if anyone got snubbed for time it was Antman. Granted he killed every second he was on screen.
- Really loved the self aware meta jokes ( So you like cats? Your shield doesn't obey physics; Anyone else got new powers?)
- Tony is kinda fucked up in this, he realizes it when he sees everyone locked up.
- Cap was wrong as hell also... sorry, ya boy is an international terrorist and you're fighting everybody to protect him. Its kinda silly.
- Zemo.... I still don't know how to feel about him. He wasn't really captivating... And didn't come off to me as clever... but props for actually being the only one to succeed with his plan.
- Ya know, for a movie about accountability... Nobody gave a fuck that Vision paralyzed War Machine.
- I do feel like this movie lightened up at the end when it shouldn't. The only one who was pissed was Black Widow! It didn't show that Cap and Tony really beefed esp with that finale fight. The FedEx package was like some fake ass makeup gesture just to say they will still work together.
- To be honest, Bucky should have died in this movie. He played a huge role for both movies and I can't see how his presence will progress the story. I don't see how he's even valuable in Infinity War... he don't even have the arm no more! His death would have been a good emotional beat to cause separation between Cap and IM with real stakes. It would have been a great parallel arc to BP showing Tony succumb to vengeance while BP rises above. BP doesn't gain anything from harboring Bucky since the same could be done with Cap or any "fugitive" Avengers.
Picture this:
Final fight finale.
Bucky and Cap do the MvC combo.
Bucky tries to tear out IM's core.
IM blasts Buckys Arm off, beats the shit out of him.
IM beats the shit out of Cap. Cap gets back up / "I can do this all day"
IM give Cap the blaster special
IM walks over to half dead bucky, drags him to cliff ledge
Cap: "You don't have to do this Tony! This is all a misunderstanding! It wasn't his fault"
IM : "Misunderstanding? He killed my parents!!!!"
IM picks up Bucky, charges his blaster
Bucky looks at weakened Cap on ground
Bucky: "Thank you" / Whatever, some friend shit he would say
Cap : Tony, STOP! TONY!!
IM blasts Bucky off the cliff
*Silence*
Cap: AUGHGHGAHUAGHGHGH!!
Cap gets massive adrenaline energy
Starts fucking up Iron Man
Breaks the suit.
Grabs the shield, bout to stab Tony, Tony flinches
Stabs the core reactor in the suit.
Cap walks off.
Tony: You don't deserve that shield
Cap throws the shield on the ground.
IMO Thats the movie ending on a big ass beef. Tony and Cap are NOT friends right now and had a conflict movie that puts the characters in a WAYYY more interesting place to pick up from by the time the next threat comes around.
I want to see the movie again and see if I notice anything else.