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[ElFly]

if we are posting funny chilean tv captions I bring in the heavy hitters

 

[Darth Pinche]

Holy fuck on the thread title! Macanudo!

 

[jnWake]

if we are posting funny chilean tv captions I bring in the heavy hitters

Esta es la mejor.

 

[ShaoranWright]

I visited Chile this past month. Stop with the mayo. Peace.

No way, everything is better with mayo

I visited Chile in 2014 and it was amazing. Can confirm though, too much mayo.

There is too much MAYO, i don't get it either.

Mayo is life, mayo is love.

https://archive.org/details/COM_20130717_023000_The_Daily_Show_With_Jon_Stewart#start/840/end/900

Go to 7:44

The mayo WILL NEVER BE STOPPED.

 

[Rushersauce]

Weon esta wea de mesclar inglés con español es como ver los subtitulos de BKN

Spoiler

Vi BKN, problem?

 

[manueldelalas]

IMHO we can do better by repeating weon for emphasis.

Weon! Este weon es weon weon, poh weon.

puta la wea weona.

I had my mind blown when I learned Mayo was supposed to be white and not yellow. Fucking Hellmann's. I guess that's when I guessed that italianos weren't from Italy, but it was the color of the flag.

I have this book at home (and the sequel), and I find it awesome. Don't know if it helps a native english speaker, but I love how it has words marked for aditional coolness when spoken by a foreigner (especially if it's badly pronunciated).

If you talk too much rude words, you may seem like a rude or uneducated person, but if you are a native english speaker, you can say weon, puta la wea, aweonao and all that, in ALL SOCIAL CIRCLES and ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, and you'll come off as being awesome.

 

[FuuRe]

https://www.facebook.com/BKNscreenshots/

 

[criesofthepast]

But if you are a native english speaker, you can say weon, puta la wea, aweonao and all that, in ALL SOCIAL CIRCLES and ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, and you'll come off as being awesome.

I can confirm this. I'm the life of the party when I bust out my chilenismos. Girls think its cute so I take advantage of that. I get away with a lot of shit here once people find out I'm a gringo. But no one pays me any notice since I have dark hair/olive colored skin (Italian) and I look like any other normal weon latin dude on the street. But once I start talking for long enough people always ask where I'm from and then everyone is way nicer and super interested in me.

Its quite fascinating actually. Sometimes I'm glad I blend in and I'm not a blonde 1.80 metre tall gringo who stands out, but yeah the gringo factor is definitely real here. More opportunities in all parts of life (making friends, work, etc) once they know I'm not Chilean.

 

[FuuRe]

Stop hoarding girls dude

Spoiler

please =(

 

[Ostinatto]

Así que la gente lava el arroz antes de coserlo?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1195635

jamas he lavado al arroz.

 

[Altazor]

I had never questioned the word "tip top". Looking it up I came to this, so it is easy to draw your own conclusions.

oh man, never knew that. Now I know

Spoiler

and knowing is half the battle

but I still refuse to call it Tiptop >

Palta is the GOAT.

Period.

Indeed. One of my closest friends cannot stand palta and I still can't believe that. It's like... HOW?!

Also, regarding the mayo debate.

Spoiler

I love mayo

 

[Kandinsky]

Indeed. One of my closest friends cannot stand palta and I still can't believe that. It's like... HOW?!

Has he even tasted it?, I used to be like that until I was 19, and didnt like palta because I tasted it as a child I guess? idk. But that day on my 19th birthday I got the greatest gifts of all, my mom dared me to try it and oh man I was in heaven.

I love you mom.

; ;

 

[Altazor]

Has he even tasted it?, I used to be like that until I was 19, and didnt like palta because I tasted it as a child I guess? idk. But that day on my 19th birthday I got the greatest gifts of all, my mom dared me to try it and oh man I was in heaven.

I love you mom.

; ;

Yes, he has. And he can't stand the taste and/or the texture.

Seriously - hay pocas veces en las que con otro amigo no lo hueveamos por eso. Preposterous!

 

[Adnor]

Así que la gente lava el arroz antes de coserlo?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1195635

jamas he lavado al arroz.

What? Washing the rice? What the hell.

 

[FuuRe]

Así que la gente lava el arroz antes de coserlo?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1195635

jamas he lavado al arroz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6stiOg1Pc8s

Sabía que había visto una wea de lavar arroz en algún lado por acá

 

[NHarmonic.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6stiOg1Pc8s

Sabía que había visto una wea de lavar arroz en algún lado por acá

Dude, we should try to write in english or the thread might be locked.

 

[FuuRe]

Dude, we should try to write in english or the thread might be locked.

And you webeai to me only

 

[Robaperas]

I always power wash my mashed potatoes and my charquicán, I can't imagine eating them all filthy, ugh.

 

[Ostinatto]

I always power wash my mashed potatoes and my charquicán, I can't imagine eating them all filthy, ugh.

potatoes are ok, but rice? never heard that one before.

 

[Robaperas]

potatoes are ok, but rice? never heard that one before.

I've heard it before, it removes the starch to make it less caloric, I haven't tried it myself though.

 

[FuuRe]

Sushi rice is washed too

 

[Ostinatto]

i went to the oftalmologo today, i need to wear prescription glasses now

 

[Adnor]

i went to the oftalmologo today, i need to wear prescription glasses now

My sight is so shitty I can't even take micros without glasses, have to use them permanently

 

[NotMyPsn]

Hey, estimados, lo más probable q esto no vaya aquí, pero quiero vender un codigo de pc de rainbow six siege, cualquier interesado, q me mande un mensaje privado y hablamos precios. La idea es enviar el código por correo, previa transferencia.
Saludos y que bueno encontrar un rincon Chileno en Gaf!

English: Selling Digital code for Rainbow Six siege, lol

 

[criesofthepast]

Hey, estimados, lo más probable q esto no vaya aquí, pero quiero vender un codigo de pc de rainbow six siege, cualquier interesado, q me mande un mensaje privado y hablamos precios. La idea es enviar el código por correo, previa transferencia.
Saludos y que bueno encontrar un rincon Chileno en Gaf!

English: Selling Digital code for Rainbow Six siege, lol

Can I pay you in completos?

 

[Robaperas]

Can I pay you in completos?

Well, I can pay in sopaipletos or salchipapas.

 

[Kandinsky]

I'm probably failing at being Chileno, but the hell is a sopaipleto?, salchicha envuelta en una sopaipilla? wat?

 

[Rrongfield]

I'm probably failing at being Chileno, but the hell is a sopaipleto?, salchicha envuelta en una sopaipilla? wat?

It actually depends on where you get one.

 

[ElFly]

I actually hate palta, and in this fucking country, restaurants will go out of their way to push palta on you. The meal you ordered is missing some ingredient? let's replace with palta, surely el weon que pidio will be happy to eat that green shit.

And yeah I've tasted it many times because of people trying to push it on me and me not looking at the stuff I am eating. It is disgusting.


I've started eating arroz integral and you gotta wash that shit. White rice? you don't wash that.

https://www.facebook.com/BKNscreenshots/

OK what's the deal with Likeyou? what's the dog's name in spanish?

 

[Adnor]

Why tho.

 

[Cramoss]

I actually hate palta, and in this fucking country, restaurants will go out of their way to push palta on you. The meal you ordered is missing some ingredient? let's replace with palta, surely el weon que pidio will be happy to eat that green shit.

And yeah I've tasted it many times because of people trying to push it on me and me not looking at the stuff I am eating. It is disgusting.

Fucking THIS x 1000

Preach it, brother.

 

[scorcher59]

I was at a party (asado) recently and we ran out of mayo. The party shut down. Nothing was open because it was late. Its like when beer and cigarretes run out in other countries and the party ends, well here in Chile if there is no mayo everyone cries and goes home.

Was it an asado de vidrio then? Them's the best! Extra points for guessing when the party ends in a asado de vidrio

 

[Oveja Negra]

Así que la gente lava el arroz antes de coserlo?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1195635

jamas he lavado al arroz.

Jamás intentaría coser el arroz, ni a palos le achunto a un grano con la aguja O_O

 

[Altazor]

OK what's the deal with Likeyou? what's the dog's name in spanish?

"Como Tú" (not kidding)

 

[NotMyPsn]

Can I pay you in completos?

Of course! It's 20 completos from Mardoqueo.

 

[ElFly]

Jamás intentaría coser el arroz, ni a palos le achunto a un grano con la aguja O_O

It seems that someone has never gone to the beach, where our artisans will sell you a grain of rice with your name engraved on it.

"Como Tú" (not kidding)

This is terrible.

Fucking THIS x 1000

Preach it, brother.

You know it bro.



guis

 

[Altazor]

yeah, saw that one earlier. Fair play to the pacos (or at least, the Community Manager), 'cause that's good

 

[Oveja Negra]

Yeah, it's pretty good. Nice move from the TMNT.

 

[Rushersauce]

Why tho.

Ewwww San Jorge, the bottom tier of sausages. Llanquihue, the GOAT.

 

[Adnor]

Ewwww San Jorge, the bottom tier of sausages. Llanquihue, the GOAT.

San Jorge's are the wooooorst. It just caught my eyes. Who would buy cow+pig+chicken sausages with french fries flavor???

Sausage technology has gone too far.

 

[Altazor]

San Jorge's are the wooooorst. It just caught my eyes. Who would buy cow+pig+chicken sausages with french fries flavor???

Sausage technology has gone too far.

"you won't believe what San Jorge has done to sausages - the answer will change your life!"

 

[Adnor]

Would make a thread about that, but I think GAF already think we're gross with all the avocado and mayo.

 

[Ostinatto]

LLanquihue's are the best for tocomples?

 

[criesofthepast]

A really young looking carabinero today asked me where I could buy weed. I'm all like itsatrap.jpg but he was telling me how he is new in La Serena and didn't know anyone. Most surreal event ever. I told him to go to the skate park outside the mall but lol

 

[Ostinatto]

A really young looking carabinero today asked me where I could buy weed. I'm all like itsatrap.jpg but he was telling me how he is new in La Serena and didn't know anyone. Most surreal event ever. I told him to go to the skate park outside the mall but lol

This can't be true xD, he forgot he was wearing the uniform?

 

[Robaperas]

LLanquihue's are the best for tocomples?

I prefer Montina, the Llanquihue ones can be a little too spicy or flavorful, so it drowns out every other flavor, like the delicious palta.

 

[Serpens007]

Those Salchichas Sureñas that some brand sell are good, though they have too much colorantes. I remember when I was in enseñanza media, there was right at the side of my Liceo a store that sell, between a lot of stuff, hot dogs. Simple hot dog, but with those sausages, I liked them a lot.

A really young looking carabinero today asked me where I could buy weed. I'm all like itsatrap.jpg but he was telling me how he is new in La Serena and didn't know anyone. Most surreal event ever. I told him to go to the skate park outside the mall but lol

Lol! I swear, Carabineros now isn't a professional force, not even close.

 

[janoDX]

Carabineros is the Clown Fiesta of Chile...

 

[Rushersauce]

I prefer Montina, the Llanquihue ones can be a little too spicy or flavorful, so it drowns out every other flavor, like the delicious palta.

Llanquihue is the only one who makes real sausages here in Chile (well maybe not the only one). The rest are soy filled crap.
Btw, Domino's uses Llanquihue.

 

[Robaperas]

Btw, Domino's uses Llanquihue.

Receipts on that info?