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Circumcision
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Nester99
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The problem with that theory is that it’s not really viable as an adult. My best friend had a medical problem at 24. He tore his for-skin during sex (ya wtf is right) and had to be circumcised as an adult.
He described it as the worst hell a man can go through. Dude is not shy and wipped it out while healing to show the scar. Was fucking horrible.
Never do this as an adult.
When my son was born I planed to have him cut as I was. He had a minor issue with clotting and the dr wanted to do more tests. Tests took 2 months to come back all clear. Our doctor Said “he is too old now, I won’t do it past 1 month”
Doctors words about having to do it right after birth or not at all had an effect on us and we have opted to follow his advice and not cut him.
I honestly feel like i failed him by not getting it done. My circumcised penis is glorious and feel bad my son won’t have the purple helmet of victory. Every single woman I have been with had expressed how much they prefer a circumcised penis.
That’s my story thanks for reading about my family’s and friend penis adventures
Kamina
Golden Boy
Elcid
Banned
Your penis is glorious to you, your son will likely be grateful you didn’t do it. Read that Miami herald article I linked earlier.
CrysisFreak
Banned
How about we cut the tip of your nose off too huh? You don't really need it mate fuck those nerve endings.
However you were born that's how you're supposed to be unless it endangers your health.
However you were born that's how you're supposed to be unless it endangers your health.
Hugare
Member
I * always * get praised about how good it looks, really
(And no, i'm not uploading any pics, people)
But it sucks sometimes because I lost a lot of sensibility in the glans part
BJs are not the same, and that's really sad
I would say that it's not worth it. Not that it's bad, but it's whatever.
50/50
(And no, i'm not uploading any pics, people)
But it sucks sometimes because I lost a lot of sensibility in the glans part
BJs are not the same, and that's really sad
I would say that it's not worth it. Not that it's bad, but it's whatever.
50/50
The Hamburglar
Banned
Wow is this modern America. Parents feeling they failed their sons if they didn’t cut part of their dick off in time.
mots a never ending cycle it seems . Americans have their dicks cut as feel like they need to do it to their kids just because it happened to them.
O-N-E
Member
Eric Clopper is a Jewish kid who was circumcised and very angry about it.
Meet the Circumcised Men in Miami Trying to Regrow Their Foreskins
The blinds are drawn in Murphy's Miami Beach bedroom as the 33-year-old pulls a white, silicone, four-inch conical contraption from his nightstand. Called a TLC Tugger, it was designed to stretch skin gradually, as earlobes are stretched for gauges. Except Murphy isn't stretching his earlobes...www.miaminewtimes.com
Please to all you future fathers, get educated on the subject.
I remember watching some of that years ago. Came off as a dumb, navel-gazy performance piece. Fucking takes off his shirt and yells about daddy. Man, shut your bitchy ass up.
Also:
Nester99
Member
I am not American nor do I live in the USA.
Wash off your bias and assumptions young friend they provide you no service.
Fugitive Sex
Member
Where are you from?
Kadayi
Banned
Sure he's a little OTT, but if actually pay attention to the data points he makes a compelling case as to why it's a wholly unnecessary procedure for the vast majority of men. He also highlights that the rest of the worlds medical institutions essentially regard the AAP as a bunch of Quacks when it comes to circumcision and that all their talk of 'benefits' is pretty much non-existent, and the probable motivator to prop up the practice is to avoid a mass of lawsuits. So I'm not entirely sure why you'd quote them, least of all over 'erectile function' (the ability to get it up) which has never been part of the debate, versus whether Circumcision is required in the first place, especially when you're talking about an organisation that financially benefit from carrying out the procedure. You might as well be posting a report from a cigarette company about how 20 a day is good exercise for the lungs. Don't let Stockholm syndrome lead you to think that just because it was done to you, it must be ok. You'll find scant other medical organisations that recommend it.
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Ar¢tos
Member
I think cut guys are bitter because they will NEVER know the electrifying sensation that runs through your whole body from having a tongue playing with your foreskin, and they want to deprive others of that, starting with their own kids.
It is possible to reach orgasm JUST with foreskin stimulation.
It is possible to reach orgasm JUST with foreskin stimulation.
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
They will also never know the pleasure of making a foreskin water balloon when they're showering.
O-N-E
Member
You're thinking about people playing with your kids' foreskin?
It's possible to reach orgasm just with your mind if you're
This is a weird obsession and feels like it comes from dick insecurity.
Ar¢tos
Member
Don't twist my words to try to make me look like a perv. Go to Era if that's your thing.You're thinking about people playing with your kids' foreskin?
It's possible to reach orgasm just with your mind if you'rehornypowerful enough. If you can cum, you're fine.
This is a weird obsession and feels like it comes from dick insecurity.
O-N-E
Member
highrider
Banned
Every girl prefers it in America pretty much. I had a similar experience living in Germany and being uncut is more common there. Your post sounds really insecure and ridiculous frankly. Most men have nothing to do with decisions about circumcised or not, that’s generally something that’s important to mothers here, my son’s mom spearheaded Circumcision.
Elektro Demon
Banned
I was born uncircumsized and I shall die that way.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
How it looks? You'll be wearing a rubber either way.
Kadayi
Banned
Coming from the guy who quoted the AAP earlier (because they've got your best interests at heart). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm pretty sure they're only big on circumcision in the USA versus the entire continent of America. Also, the leading motivator for why people persist with non-religious circumcision is primarily down to whether the father was according to reports. It's a mindset of 'Well it was done to me/my partner so it makes sense our children are treated the same' mentality.
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O-N-E
Member
I don't have any complex when it comes to this. I don't ponder on foreskin and lament about my lack of it. I'm all for circumcision, because of my religious beliefs. If you're not Jewish, I don't care. Get one, don't get one. Whatever.
Certainly, all the reputable research on the "sexual" issues with it either show no difference or are inconclusive. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"But muh skin flaps."
Kadayi
Banned
Ah, and there's the rub (no pun intended). No wonder you so blithely dismissed the video of the Jewish guy talking about how unnecessary it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The section where he showed how after the priest had scratched off the remaining flesh of the newborn's foreskin with a sharpened fingernail and then proceeded to suck the blood off of it directly, coupled with the joyful expression on the babies face during the whole procedure absolutely sold me on the virtue of such a beautiful and sacred tradition.
And yet the historic reasons for circumcision (both male and female) are all apparently grounded in a reduction in sexual pleasure. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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O-N-E
Member
Not for Judaism.
Edit: Actually, equating female circumcision to male means I really shouldn't be listening to you, lol.
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Kadayi
Banned
It's all about that covenant right?
Dude even quotes sources in the video
Keep believing in your sky god though
I mean here we are roughly 14 billion years after the big bang circling a not particularly notable Star in a not particularly notable part of a not particularly notable Galaxy. So much creation yet so little worth? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edited for pedants (because big numbers are important yo) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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MetalAlien
Banned
You want to go to heaven you pay the price.
Kadayi
Banned
MetalAlien
Banned
God is a she and she don't touch no uncut pipi.Just like Vegas right?
Kadayi
Banned
O-N-E
Member
Bruh, you're a card-carrying "circumcision is barbaric" atheist and you don't know the big bang was 14 billion years ago?
What?
Do you even science?
MetalAlien
Banned
Genesis chapter 6 verse 9. And God looked upon the pipi and said "Ewwww cut that shit or no deal!".Testament and verse?
Cos I must have missed that chapter
Kadayi
Banned
That's it? That's the best you have? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The space between heaven and earth is empty like a bellows, yet when moved more and more emerges
O-N-E
Member
That you're ignorant of science (or dismiss it if inconvenient) and make false equivalencies? I think that's good enough, but I'm sure there's more material.
Kadayi
Banned
Keep on projecting, it's fucking hilarious.
MetalAlien
Banned
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Kadayi
Banned
You have to read between the lines my little Roy toy..
I preferred the original ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Why would God want you to be circumcised?
O-N-E
Member
Another "5 billion" for archival purposes before you edit it out.
O-N-E
Member
Why would God want you to be circumcised?
Weak. Immensely weak.
I'm not about to have a religious debate here, but just to address this dumb meme...
In Judaism, it is praiseworthy to be humble. We are taught that God created all creatures before us so that we can't be arrogant about our position. No, even the insect came before us.
The fact that the universe is magnitudes upon magnitudes bigger than some thought in previous ages only further strengthens the above teaching.
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Kadayi
Banned
You know the Earths only been around for 4.5 billion years right? Universe has been around longer, sure, but unless God was keeping us in cold storage somewhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you feel like sciencing that for some for us?
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O-N-E
Member
Yes, the Earth 4.5 billion, the universe 14 billion.
I also know that you ascribed the 5 billion to the universe.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Relax, it's just a meme comic lol
To your point though, God doesn't say why the order mattered, just that He did it that way. Anything else is just man's interpretation. The size of the universe is also irrelevant and neither strengthens nor refutes the idea.
Kadayi
Banned
Feel free to do you. I'm sure if you trawl through my entire GAF posting history you'll dig up all manner of errors and oversights here and there. (I don't pretend to be perfect....dyslexia is merely the tip of the iceberg). Absolutely none of which will invalidate my position on the merits of circumcision in any way shape or form whatsoever. Knock yourself out I'm sure it will be a great way to spend your weekend (if not month). I'm also confident that the mods will look favourably upon your lengthy revelations as well.
Personally, I'm going to spend mine, playing some games. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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im not some militant atheist or agnostic or something, it just blows my mind how people use religion to defend this, or any non medical justification, but mostly religion i have such a seething disrespect for you. not that you care, of course.
these threads will never not be entertaining!
i have such a seething disrespect for you. not that you care, of course.these threads will never not be entertaining!
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Can't miss what I never experienced. If I experienced it and lost it, I might be pissed. Maybe this is how neutered dogs feel.
TalentedMrJ
Member
This
Didn't bother my son as I didn't want his 1st memory to be someone cutting his dick
Wish I Was given the choice but live and learn I guess
Spokker
Member
I've been getting into Czech porn so I'm seeing a lot of uncut cocks. I can see why many women don't like it if they aren't used to it, but the problem is giving a shit what they think when it comes to CUTTING OFF A PIECE OF YOUR DICK.
I had it done when I was a baby and it didn't turn me into a nut who thinks he can regrow his foreskin, but we opted not to have our son circumsized. But it also created a situation where I'm like, ok, what's my role in this thing? Luckily the medical sites say to leave it alone. Some say clean it when he starts unrolling it, others say it's only necessary when puberty starts.
I think an occasional "go wash your dick, son" might suffice.
I had it done when I was a baby and it didn't turn me into a nut who thinks he can regrow his foreskin, but we opted not to have our son circumsized. But it also created a situation where I'm like, ok, what's my role in this thing? Luckily the medical sites say to leave it alone. Some say clean it when he starts unrolling it, others say it's only necessary when puberty starts.
I think an occasional "go wash your dick, son" might suffice.
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Spokker
Member
As a circumsized console gamer, this is the same reason I don't look at PC game footage. I don't want to know what I'm missing out on lol
Elcid
Banned
This literally made my day. This is why I’ll never subscribe to Judaism. Why would our divine creator say “hey to prove you’re good with me cut off that piece of your dick that I DESIGNED.”Why would God want you to be circumcised?
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