SO AWESOMEBill and Lance were called in once more to prove that even though old hostiles die hard-they still die.
They list Kobun's "Why is Contra IV SOOOOOO HARD" article on their press section. :lol
And Go Nintendo! G-N redeemed!?
Don't miss this part:jman2050 said:"Over the Shoulder Soldier Folder"
That's the name of their giant rock
They managed to make a giant rock sound manly. There's nothing they can't do.
So corny, so fucking awesome. :lolIf they wrote a rock song about these terrible tumblers, it would be in C Sharp or B Flat.
OMG, and the "Missile Hugger 3000"s built "to keep energy parasites from siphoning the sweet nectar from offensive weaponry. It hasn't seen much use on its home world, since there's no such thing as energy parasites." :lol :lol :lol