LiveFromKyoto
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CaptYamato said:If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?
Isn't she dead along with the rest of the New Gods?
CaptYamato said:If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?
PhoncipleBone said:Excitement and fear. Fear of her losing control at any point and snapping me in half. Excitement because it is Power Girl.
CaptYamato said:If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?
I'm more into blondes, but yes. I would smang big barda.CaptYamato said:If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?
This made me laugh for a good solid minute.Fusebox said:Batman would be like, "Haha, I have my kryptonite anti-Superman device all ready to go" and then he would be vaporised by heat-vision in the next millisecond. I doubt Superman would even have to go to Gotham, he'd just bounce his heat-vision off a satellite while he was sitting at a desk in the Daily Planet dressed as Clark Kent, he just don't give a fuck.
CaptYamato said:If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?
Awesome issue. Enjoyed it. And for the record Ephemeris-Superman would kill Ephe-Bats in swift and amazing ways. Heck, even in the comic they had to enable a "no-kill" rule for it to work lol. Bats still is #1 because Clark Kent is aAnslon said:This made me laugh for a good solid minute.
Anyway, this problem was addressed in Superman/Batman #76, I think, and I picked up a copy of that issue because I enjoyed it so much. DC actually prints the deaths of the two in several different ways with in the first few pages.
Fusebox said:I'm not down with post-2000 Superman. Is that the same Supergirl that started as Matrix, ie she can turn into any chick in the universe?
If so, so hot. No wonder Lex Jr couldn't get enough of her.
MC Safety said:My point is that if it was a situation where it was one or the other, Superman would defeat Batman in less than the time it takes to blink.
And David and Goliath were both human.
Melchiah said:Like in The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again and Hush?
You miss the point. The outcome was equally unlikely, but brain overcame muscle. Like in those three comics.
Batman wins in Batman comics? Amazing!Melchiah said:Like in The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again and Hush?
You miss the point. The outcome was equally unlikely, but brain overcame muscle. Like in those three comics.
Says you. That would be hilarious. Like Bambi vs Godzilla.Zabka said:Batman wins in Batman comics? Amazing!
In Adventure of Superman 642, Superman just walks up to Batman and chokes the life out of him before he can do anything. And really, Superman could zap him from a mile up in the air, but that wouldn't be entertaining.
PhoncipleBone said:Says you. That would be hilarious. Like Bambi vs Godzilla.
We now need "The Punisher Kills the DC Universe."The Take Out Bandit said:Nah, a lot of the Batman Frank Miller fanfic relies heavily upon Batman's preparedness and pretenses of "fairness".
Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
The Take Out Bandit said:Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
SpiderJerusalem said::/
What was left of Matrix ended up merging with a normal dying girl and made the awesome Linda Danvers Supergirl! But she's been erased or something and now we have this...cousin thing back.
thetrin said:DC has been and continues to be the better universe with more compelling stories, and a far richer history.
Seraphis Cain said:Okay, seriously. That has got to be some of the absolute worst comic book art I've ever seen. Who's the artist for this?
Fusebox said:DC certainly has more conflicting stories and a more heavily revised history which needed the Crisis on Infinite Earths to bring some consistency and sense back to the universe.
Ephemeris said:
You mean what DC does with the legion, did with Death of the New Gods, and Hawkman's history?thetrin said:At least they did something about it, instead of just pretending it didn't happen and move on.
Pachinko said:I truth I only liked marvel more because they had like half a dozen cartoons to DC's 1 or 2.
The Take Out Bandit said:M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)
Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
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Easy peasy.
The Take Out Bandit said:M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)
Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)
Easy peasy.
LiveFromKyoto said:That's pointless. You can say the same thing about anybody vs him. He should be swiss cheese a million x over by now. At least Bats has bullet proof headgear.
The Take Out Bandit said:M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)
Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)
Easy peasy.
Yeah, pretty much. Give Castle a Kryptonite bullet, he can take out a distracted Superman, too.LiveFromKyoto said:That's pointless. You can say the same thing about anybody vs him.
The Take Out Bandit said:Nah, a lot of the Batman Frank Miller fanfic relies heavily upon Batman's preparedness and pretenses of "fairness".
Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
Frank got hacked to bits by a guy named after a radish.The Take Out Bandit said:Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
Freshmaker said:Frank got hacked to bits by a guy named after a radish.
That really happened?Freshmaker said:Frank got hacked to bits by a guy named after a radish.
PhoncipleBone said:Even Ka-Zar beat Thanos.
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The Waid/Kubert run on Ka Zar was actually a lot of fun. He even took on the High Evolutionary.
Close enough. Oh, it's Wolvy's son, so he can magically kill anyone he's aimed at. Pfft.Parallax said:his name is daikon now?
Freshmaker said:Close enough. Oh, it's Wolvy's son, so he can magically kill anyone he's aimed at. Pfft.
The Take Out Bandit said:M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)
Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)
Easy peasy.
Thor toasted him with a lightning bolt in Siege. Heh, his ass got served.Freshmaker said:Close enough. Oh, it's Wolvy's son, so he can magically kill anyone he's aimed at. Pfft.
Ezalc said:If it comes down to chicks I'd want to smang on either Marvel or DC then they're tied. They both have women I'd would with the force of millions of supernovas. Emma Frost and Powergirl especially. Gotdamn dem blondes and their big boobies.
Fusebox said:I'm reading 4 DC comics right now from the late 90's to early 2000's, all of them are Superman.
Action Comics, Superman: Man of Steel, Superman, Adventures of Superman.
And good luck keeping up with the story if you missed one.