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PhoncipleBone said:
Excitement and fear. Fear of her losing control at any point and snapping me in half. Excitement because it is Power Girl.

thats a roll of the dice that brave men are more than willing to play

CaptYamato said:
If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?

hell fucking yes. scott could watch in the airvents if he wanted. i feel nothing horizontally dancing with a chick with a little muscle
 
Fusebox said:
Batman would be like, "Haha, I have my kryptonite anti-Superman device all ready to go" and then he would be vaporised by heat-vision in the next millisecond. I doubt Superman would even have to go to Gotham, he'd just bounce his heat-vision off a satellite while he was sitting at a desk in the Daily Planet dressed as Clark Kent, he just don't give a fuck.
This made me laugh for a good solid minute.

Anyway, this problem was addressed in Superman/Batman #76, I think, and I picked up a copy of that issue because I enjoyed it so much. DC actually prints the deaths of the two in several different ways with in the first few pages.
 
CaptYamato said:
If barda was really and wanted to fuck, would you?

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New God damn right I would.
 
Namor or Aquaman. Aquaman brought the lulz in the Brave and the Bold. However Namor's game is so tight that he can makena guy who can stretch his dick the size of a football field worried about his girl around him.

Hawkeye vs Green Arrow.

Also Batman vs Moon Knight. The Dark Knight vs the urhhh you get the idea.
 
I'm not down with post-2000 Superman. Is that the same Supergirl that started as Matrix, ie she can turn into any chick in the universe?

If so, so hot. No wonder Lex Jr couldn't get enough of her.
 
Different supergirl.
Anslon said:
This made me laugh for a good solid minute.

Anyway, this problem was addressed in Superman/Batman #76, I think, and I picked up a copy of that issue because I enjoyed it so much. DC actually prints the deaths of the two in several different ways with in the first few pages.
Awesome issue. Enjoyed it. And for the record Ephemeris-Superman would kill Ephe-Bats in swift and amazing ways. Heck, even in the comic they had to enable a "no-kill" rule for it to work lol. Bats still is #1 because Clark Kent is a punk ass bitch. nice kind-hearted guy.

And I'd let Barda get some of this. (Not like I could resist).
 
Fusebox said:
I'm not down with post-2000 Superman. Is that the same Supergirl that started as Matrix, ie she can turn into any chick in the universe?

If so, so hot. No wonder Lex Jr couldn't get enough of her.

:/

What was left of Matrix ended up merging with a normal dying girl and made the awesome Linda Danvers Supergirl! But she's been erased or something and now we have this...cousin thing back.
 
MC Safety said:
My point is that if it was a situation where it was one or the other, Superman would defeat Batman in less than the time it takes to blink.

And David and Goliath were both human.

Like in The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again and Hush?

You miss the point. The outcome was equally unlikely, but brain overcame muscle. Like in those three comics.
 
Melchiah said:
Like in The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again and Hush?

You miss the point. The outcome was equally unlikely, but brain overcame muscle. Like in those three comics.

First, you're operating on a misconception. Superman is no dummy, and the difference between Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne's intelligence is not that vast. Your brains v. muscle assumption is faulty.

Anyway, we've steered this thread off-topic quite enough, I think. And if I forgot why arguing with a comic fan with an agenda is a bad idea, well, you've reminded me.
 
Melchiah said:
Like in The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again and Hush?

You miss the point. The outcome was equally unlikely, but brain overcame muscle. Like in those three comics.
Batman wins in Batman comics? Amazing!

In Adventure of Superman 642, Superman just walks up to Batman and chokes the life out of him before he can do anything. And really, Superman could zap him from a mile up in the air, but that wouldn't be entertaining.
 
Zabka said:
Batman wins in Batman comics? Amazing!

In Adventure of Superman 642, Superman just walks up to Batman and chokes the life out of him before he can do anything. And really, Superman could zap him from a mile up in the air, but that wouldn't be entertaining.
Says you. That would be hilarious. Like Bambi vs Godzilla.
 
PhoncipleBone said:
Says you. That would be hilarious. Like Bambi vs Godzilla.

Nah, a lot of the Batman Frank Miller fanfic relies heavily upon Batman's preparedness and pretenses of "fairness".

Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
Nah, a lot of the Batman Frank Miller fanfic relies heavily upon Batman's preparedness and pretenses of "fairness".

Frank Castle could put the Bat down easy as well.
We now need "The Punisher Kills the DC Universe."
 
DC has been and continues to be the better universe with more compelling stories, and a far richer history.
 
SpiderJerusalem said:
:/

What was left of Matrix ended up merging with a normal dying girl and made the awesome Linda Danvers Supergirl! But she's been erased or something and now we have this...cousin thing back.

Thx man, nicely told - I feel like I'm up to date without spoilers.

thetrin said:
DC has been and continues to be the better universe with more compelling stories, and a far richer history.

DC certainly has more conflicting stories and a more heavily revised history which needed the Crisis on Infinite Earths to bring some consistency and sense back to the universe.
 
Seraphis Cain said:
Okay, seriously. That has got to be some of the absolute worst comic book art I've ever seen. Who's the artist for this?

THAT is the worst comic book art you've ever seen? REALLY?

Fusebox said:
DC certainly has more conflicting stories and a more heavily revised history which needed the Crisis on Infinite Earths to bring some consistency and sense back to the universe.

At least they did something about it, instead of just pretending it didn't happen and move on.
 
I just wanted to mention that after ordering the Star Trek comic collection on DVD from Amazon recently, I looked into whether or not Marvel or DC had any such things, and it turns out Marvel did, but apparently because Marvel wants to run its own digital subscription service, they pulled the plug and even ordered the distribution company (the same one that makes the Star Trek collection) to cease producing or distributing the ones it had already made. Now there's no chance they'll ever be nice and cheap like the Star Trek ones. Cheapest one I've seen is $50ish.
 
thetrin said:
At least they did something about it, instead of just pretending it didn't happen and move on.
You mean what DC does with the legion, did with Death of the New Gods, and Hawkman's history?
 
I think it's more a question of what you want in a comic book. I used to say I hated DC comics because it was basically just batman being awesome , superman being very boring and everyone else sucking hard core. I truth I only liked marvel more because they had like half a dozen cartoons to DC's 1 or 2. So I ended up liking marvel characters.

I basically still prefer many marvel characters overall, they just seem to be more fun and lively.

Thing is though, the only DC/Marvel books I've been reading lately are Power Girl and Zatanna. Before that it was the relaunched She-hulk book. I basically don't like my comics involving super heroes to be taken very seriously.
 
Pachinko said:
I truth I only liked marvel more because they had like half a dozen cartoons to DC's 1 or 2.

I'm reading 4 DC comics right now from the late 90's to early 2000's, all of them are Superman.

Action Comics, Superman: Man of Steel, Superman, Adventures of Superman.

And good luck keeping up with the story if you missed one.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)

Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)

Easy peasy.

If Deadshot can't kill Batman, what makes you think Punisher can?

The only other person possible that could do it maybe cause I don't know everything Marvel is Black Panther.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)

Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)

Easy peasy.

That's pointless. You can say the same thing about anybody vs him. He should be swiss cheese a million x over by now. At least Bats has bullet proof headgear.
 
LiveFromKyoto said:
That's pointless. You can say the same thing about anybody vs him. He should be swiss cheese a million x over by now. At least Bats has bullet proof headgear.

Batman ain't taking a .50cal round to the head and living.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)

Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)

Easy peasy.

LiveFromKyoto said:
That's pointless. You can say the same thing about anybody vs him.
Yeah, pretty much. Give Castle a Kryptonite bullet, he can take out a distracted Superman, too.

That scenario if f'ing stupid because Punisher conveniently gets the advantage of having the drop on his opponent, assassination style. Drop him and Batman into an arena at a random time, tell 'em to fight, then see who comes out on top.
 
Wasn't it stated by Bruce that if Supes wasn't brought up to have a moral fiber, he (Batman) would be defeated?
 
Yeah you list all your batmans and punishers and supermans.


You know who can beat them even since he's not taken seriously, Plastic Man.

He's indestructible and overpowered.
 
PhoncipleBone said:
Even Ka-Zar beat Thanos.
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The Waid/Kubert run on Ka Zar was actually a lot of fun. He even took on the High Evolutionary.

I haven't followed comics in years, but I sorely miss Andy Kubert's art. I may have to dig up the Waid/Kubert run as that sounds like a fun romp.
 
Freshmaker said:
Close enough. Oh, it's Wolvy's son, so he can magically kill anyone he's aimed at. Pfft.

his name is trollverine. where wolverine can be on any team, and laura can somehow be innocently cute and throat-slashingly deadly, his greatest skill is that he is the bastard son of 666 of the worst trolls from every forum available. he has taken trolling to new heights and is often praised for it. killing frank and not getting killed in the process is one of his powers.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
M107 .50 Caliber Long Range Sniper Rifle (LRSR)

Muzzle Velocity: 2,800 fps (853 mps)
Muzzle Energy:11,500 foot-pounds (15,582 J)
Maximum Range : 7,450 yd (6,812 m)
Maximum Effective Range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)

Easy peasy.


The 1 dimensional thinking of Punisher fans never gets old. :P

What you're basically describing means nothing. That's like saying anyone could kill a superhero if they happened to catch them completely by surprise using a sniper rifle in a planned assassination attempt because of the power of omg guns.

It's like how Batman has to have everything worked out to the Nth degree to slow Superman down.

Guns haven't, historically, worked out to well versus Super Heroes. :P
 
Ezalc said:
If it comes down to chicks I'd want to smang on either Marvel or DC then they're tied. They both have women I'd would with the force of millions of supernovas. Emma Frost and Powergirl especially. Gotdamn dem blondes and their big boobies.

I love powergirl and Huntress and such, marvel has she-hulk, scarlet witch, black cat and so on.

Both sides win!
 
Fusebox said:
I'm reading 4 DC comics right now from the late 90's to early 2000's, all of them are Superman.

Action Comics, Superman: Man of Steel, Superman, Adventures of Superman.

And good luck keeping up with the story if you missed one.


damn. brings back good memories. :(

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comixology


damn, Tom Grummet and Doug Hazzlewood, an art team that could month in and month out bring in top quality art. and they could draw the perfect teenage superhero.
 
Re: Superman v/s Batman.




On paper, Superman is superior to Batman in every conceivable way. He's an alien god-man who's invincible and has been evidenced lifting a million pounds without significant stress.

HOWEVER, once you consider the character of each, the scales slide into more of an equilibrium. Superman's emotions preclude him from thinking in cold logic, which he would need in order to win against an opponent who knows and will exploit his every weakness.

As currently established in the lore, Batman will win more often than Superman in a story. However, this kind of depends on the writer. In the real world, Batman would be pulped in a fraction of a fraction of a second, sure. But this isn't the real world, and that'd hardly make for an interesting story anyhow, would it?
 
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