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[.GqueB.]

In my teens, I used to pee in bottles when I was feeling lazy. Then I accidentally kicked over once.

Stopped that whole thing.

 

[Tesseract]

No, slow dribble thang.

 

[lazygecko]

I cut pizzas with scissors. Much more practical than knives or even those pizza cutting blades.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I sometimes shit into the kitchen bin because I can't be bothered to go to the toilet.

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Wtf OP, and here I thought I was lazy.

I did the same but I was on a coach and couldn't be bothered to get up so I took out a sandwich bag from my carrying bag and shat in it. The person next to me thought I farted.

I don't like public bathrooms sorry. Especially on coaches. AND especially when I wanna finish the latest Two Best Friends playthrough without having to get up.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I put mayonnaise on my hot dogs.

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

Bill Walker approved.

 

[TheKaeptain]

OP...

How big is your house?*

Spoiler

Nothing you say right now is going to be right.

 

[Jokergrin]

How do you know a glass will hold all your pee beforehand?

It's been a close call a couple of times.

why would you piss in a glass and not just go right for the sink?

I guess I'm too short

 

[terrisus]

Post on NeoGAF

 

[Marvel]

Killing me with this gif man.

That sounds a little dangerous. You don't want a backsplash.

How big you think my spit is man? I'm not a Llama!

 

[Zuly]

I sit on the toilet with my legs crossed. That's all I can think of.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I cut pizzas with scissors. Much more practical than knives or even those pizza cutting blades.

...that's actually a genius idea.

 

[human onion]

I sometimes browse the yellow boards on 4chan. Including d.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Sometimes if I'm feeling really sinister, I'll have one snack in the evening. I myself am mortified by my own behavior.
Also I use a bidet...

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for pleasure

 

[thenexus6]

Thread was over before it even started..

 

[Tesseract]

i like to eat ants.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

 

[Instro]

I put mayonnaise on my hot dogs.

Sick fuck.

 

[Borgnine]

I live alone.

Can't imagine why.

 

[UrbanRats]

I cut pizzas with scissors. Much more practical than knives or even those pizza cutting blades.

...that's actually a genius idea.

That's a very common thing, although it's seen as something only kids do.
I do it too, if scissors are available, less risk of spreading the toppings around, especially if the knife is dull, it's so annoying.

 

[.GqueB.]

I sometimes browse the yellow boards on 4chan. Including d.

What are the yellow boards? What's 'd'?

I'm afraid to check since this is a "depraved" thread.

 

[Groof]

That's a very common thing, although it's seen as something only kids do.
I do it too, if scissors are available, less risk of spreading the toppings around, especially if the knife is dull, it's so annoying.

So common, there's actually a specialized pizza scissor you can buy:

 

[TylerD]

Depraved - adj

"morally corrupt; wicked"

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[Brakke]

c'mon OP don't start a show with a showstopper like that

 

[Surface of Me]

What are the yellow boards? What's 'd'?

I'm afraid to check since this is a "depraved" thread.

Yellow boards anything goes, blue boards are somewhat more SFW. /d/ is alternative hentai

 

[TEJ]

I am Groot

 

[Origami Superman]

Do you shit on your dinner plates as well OP?

 

[BPoole]

I don't have enough time in the morning to take a full shower but my hair is unfixable without shampoo so I run the shower and lean my head over to soak it and just wash my hair that way.

Obviously I take full showers at more convenient times of the day

 

[Stereogatari]

I don't have enough time in the morning to take a full shower but my hair is unfixable without shampoo so I run the shower and lean my head over to soak it and just wash my hair that way.

Obviously I take full showers at more convenient times of the day

That's normal.

 

[Acerac]

I recommend buying some adult diapers if you're really that lazy

Toss a urinal cake in there and you can leave them on for days. You'll smell like a genius!

 

[Masquerader]

... Uh...

Spoiler

Does having a bit of machocism count?

 

[DonasaurusRex]

I cant even compete

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

... Uh...

Spoiler

Does having a bit of machocism count?

Spoiler

That depends on whether or not you consider fetishes to be "depraved".

 

[leakey]

OPs got it.

 

[halfbeast]

How big you think my spit is man? I'm not a Llama!

 

[The Real Abed]

Even I'm not that lazy. Sure, sometimes I'll sit for hours having to pee and not wanting to get up before eventually giving in and walking to the bathroom, but at least I don't use a bottle. I'm terribly lazy. Very lazy. But I'm not that lazy.

OP wins.

 

[Mask]

What the zog, OP?

And I thought I was gross for pissing in empty bottles.. Although, to be fair, I am having work done on my bathroom, so..

 

[Indrid Cold1]

...that's actually a genius idea.

What? The logistics of this make OP putting his cheesy bell-end into something you drink out of actually sound like a decent plan. OP, you are a monster. Pizza scissors guys, you are on OP's path to damnation.

 

[.GqueB.]

You know, I'm a bit of a voyeur and sometimes enjoy watching hot guys get tied up, but uh...

Yeah, OP, that's really gross. Sorry

NYC area?

 

[youngplaya21]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

I did this too (although not in a cup first, I just piss right in the sink). Did it at my dorm too (when my roommate wasn't there), because fuck walking down the hall to use a dorm bathroom

Edit: dafuq??? Is pissing in a sink THAT depraved to you guys? Jesus fuck, and I thought I was sheltered...

 

[.GqueB.]

Sorry dear, all the way across the country in the PNW.

:'(

 

[Josh7289]

I did this too (although not in a cup first, I just piss right in the sink). Did it at my dorm too (when my roommate wasn't there), because fuck walking down the hall to use a dorm bathroom

Edit: dafuq??? Is pissing in a sink THAT depraved to you guys? Jesus fuck, and I thought I was sheltered...

Are you seriously acting like it's common?

 

[Exotoro]

That's just fucking weird op

 

[xKilltheMx]

Tag fishing thread confirmed

 

[iMax]

Is anyone else as stunned by the amount of sink-pissers in this thread as I am?

The most depraved thing I probably do is blow snot-streamers in the shower—but come on, everybody does that, right?

 

[Souldestroyer Reborn]

Ummmm One and done.

Literally.

 

[stabi]

I wash my towels only once a semester

 

[SliceSabre]

After fapping sometimes I just wipe it on the rug and leave it there to dry.

 

[iMax]

I wash my towels only once a semester

OK, this beats OP.

After fapping sometimes I just wipe it on the rug and leave it there to dry.

Nope, spoke too soon.

 

[SilentRacoon]

OP have you ever heard the phrase "Don't shit where you eat" I think you went against it in quite a literally way.