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[gribbles]

Looks like we got a bit of 4chan in the good ol' GAF.

 

[666]

It's a gamble and that's what makes it exciting to do

Hmmm accidental alt account post?

 

[Blargonaut]

done it before, do it in a low traffic area and you can shampoo it out later.

when i was younger i used to wipe it under the armpits of my tshirts at night when i did my business to help me sleep.

before that i used to wipe up as much as i could in my hand and fling it across the room as hard is i could in the darkness. i knew i was good when i hear it thunk against the walls and kept the closet doors shut in case i missed.

also humped in between edge of mattress and boxspring for a creampie for a clean pull out.

i don't do that stuff as an adult though.

 

[LyleLanley]

Not that it's much better but couldn't you have just pissed directly into the sink?

 

[Crimson-Death]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Sometimes if I'm feeling really sinister, I'll have one snack in the evening. I myself am mortified by my own behavior.
Also I use a bidet...

Spoiler

for pleasure

This is the post that made me cry from laughter. That avatar sums up this whole thread.

 

[Eleuin]

What in the everloving fuck is WRONG WITH YOU?

 

[WesternHeretic]

I feel... uncomfortable.

 

[AnAnole]

Both are gross, but shouldn't pissing in the sink be worse than pissing in a cup? I would think there would be a lot more splashing of urine droplets all over the basin, countertop, faucet etc. trying to piss directly in the sink

 

[Bubbavelli]

Reabsorb it for later use.

Exactly. Like whenever you start bleeding you lick it up so it immediately starts recirculating

 

[youngplaya21]

Are you seriously acting like it's common?

Not common, but it's not the end of the world.. It's a fucking sink: I don't eat out of it or anything. Plus it wasn't that frequent: like once a month at most

You'd think after reading the thread with Gaffers bragging about not washing their hands after taking a shit, this stuff wouldn't surprise me.

Some of you guys, man.

Eh.... I was expecting something like the whole 4chan cum towel stuff in here. Not 2 pages of people freaking out about peeing in a sink. I must be jaded

done it before, do it in a low traffic area and you can shampoo it out later.

when i was younger i used to wipe it under the armpits of my tshirts at night when i did my business to help me sleep.

before that i used to wipe up as much as i could in my hand and fling it across the room as hard is i could in the darkness. i knew i was good when i hear it thunk against the walls and kept the closet doors shut in case i missed.

also humped in between edge of mattress and boxspring for a creampie for a clean pull out.

i don't do that stuff as an adult though.

See, THIS is what I was expecting. Compare peeing in a sink (essentially a lazy equivalent to peeing in the shower) to this shit..

 

[iMax]

done it before, do it in a low traffic area and you can shampoo it out later.

when i was younger i used to wipe it under the armpits of my tshirts at night when i did my business to help me sleep.

before that i used to wipe up as much as i could in my hand and fling it across the room as hard is i could in the darkness. i knew i was good when i hear it thunk against the walls and kept the closet doors shut in case i missed.

also humped in between edge of mattress and boxspring for a creampie for a clean pull out.

i don't do that stuff as an adult though.

 

[terrisus]

Exactly. Like whenever you start bleeding you lick it up so it immediately starts recirculating

...
Are you a vampire?

...Do you sparkle?

 

[Lord Panda]

I drank three cans of coke zero today.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

 

[iMax]

Exactly. Like whenever you start bleeding you lick it up so it immediately starts recirculating

I'm not sure that's how blood works.

 

[thesoapster]

Exactly. Like whenever you start bleeding you lick it up so it immediately starts recirculating

Yoga must have been your best subject.

 

[Chuckie]

done it before, do it in a low traffic area and you can shampoo it out later.

when i was younger i used to wipe it under the armpits of my tshirts at night when i did my business to help me sleep.

before that i used to wipe up as much as i could in my hand and fling it across the room as hard is i could in the darkness. i knew i was good when i hear it thunk against the walls and kept the closet doors shut in case i missed.

also humped in between edge of mattress and boxspring for a creampie for a clean pull out.

i don't do that stuff as an adult though.

 

[MikeHattsu]

 

[zeemumu]

This entire thread is going to be people talking about putting their bodily fluids in weird places.

 

[KidJr]

GAF I really would like to say your gif game is incredibly funny.

There are far worse things you can do than pee in a cup.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I poop on the floor of families with dogs, and then blame it on them.

I laughed.

 

[mrklaw]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

Why don't you just piss directly in the sink? Just flop your tackle on the countertop.

 

[Sojgat]

 

[CONRAD]

Sometimes when I fap laying down I wipe the jizz in my hair. I wash my hair monthly.

I dig in my booty till I get poo under my nails and smell my finger

 

[Easy_D]

What?!

Spoiler

I hope it's a soft rug

It used to be.

 

[terrisus]

This entire thread is going to be people talking about putting their bodily fluids in weird places.

Apparently.

Remind me not to go over most of your houses >.>

 

[M3d10n]

Now I understand why ancient religions wrote hygiene guidelines in their holy books and even made rules out of many of them. Damn.

 

[HappyBivouac]

The most depraved thing I probably do is blow snot-streamers in the shower—but come on, everybody does that, right?

It is the most satisfying thing. Especially when I've got a cold and massive buildup occurrs.

 

[Mendrox]

Reminds me of a thread on 4chan. Where this guy used the same towel to wipe his cum on, and after a couple of months it started to grow mushrooms on it. Pretty disgusting.

Is such a thing even possible? I cannot believe it.

 

[kiguel182]

I have a fetish of sorts that I think actually fits the word.. in that it's maybe slightly immoral. My wife shares it with me too, so that justifies it!

Spoiler

I enjoy having unprotected sex with one female, and then another in the same day without showering.. the fetish doesn't require it be a secret or anything, but uhhh.. most women do lol.

So, your wife let's you have unprotected sex with random women?

 

[Cow Mengde]

How the fuck are we going to top that, OP!? You just opened and shut the thread with your own post!

 

[braves01]

Reminds me of a thread on 4chan. Where this guy used the same towel to wipe his cum on, and after a couple of months it started to grow mushrooms on it. Pretty disgusting.

 

[terrisus]

Is such a thing even possible? I cannot believe it.

 

[Wreck-It Ralph]

I have been wearing the same pair of pants for like three weeks now. Nobody has noticed.

 

[Heartfyre]

I have a feeling that this thread didn't go quite how OP had planned.

 

[terrisus]

I have been wearing the same pair of pants for like three weeks now. Nobody has noticed.

...
Oh, they've noticed alright...

 

[Jigolo]

This whole thread

 

[Tesseract]

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[Bill S. Preston. Esq.]

I can dig it OP. At college I stayed on campus, when I woke up at night and needed to take a piss I sometimes / a lot of the time couldn't be bothered walking down the corridor to the toilet so I'd just piss down the sink in the bedroom. BALLLINN!

 

[terrisus]

BALLLINN!

 

[daveo42]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You live alone and do that? I'd love to have a bathroom to myself. I've pissed outdoors and in old plastic water bottles before because the bathroom was occupied and I couldn't hold it. Yet you can't manage to walk a few feet to an open bathroom?

After fapping sometimes I just wipe it on the rug and leave it there to dry.

Ugh...that thing has to smell.

 

[Tesseract]

ricky gervais pissed in his sink, w/e

 

[Doc_Drop]

Sometimes when I fap laying down I wipe the jizz in my hair. I wash my hair monthly.

I dig in my booty till I get poo under my nails and smell my finger

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner folks

 

[riotous]

So, your wife let's you have unprotected sex with random women?

Well currently I'm only regularly seeing 2 women who I have known since before I met my wife.. not exactly random.. but the answer is yes I guess.

 

[terrisus]

Sometimes when I fap laying down I wipe the jizz in my hair. I wash my hair monthly.

I dig in my booty till I get poo under my nails and smell my finger

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner folks

I'm assuming that was sarcasm/parody.
Seemed a bit over-the-top to be real.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

My wife asked if I wanted to use the bathroom before her, because she takes such a long time in there and I've complained about it before as there is only one toilet in our house.

Not 5 minutes later my body was feeling the cramps from a really bad incoming shitdown. I had to go could not hold it. Asking the wife to hurry after she's just checked that I didn't need the bathroom would have meant a lot of agro for the afternoon. So, I shit in a Tesco carrier bag in the kitchen, it was liquid and smelt like death. I then threw the bag of shit over the fence at the end of my garden and I had to purposely burn some toast to try to cover up the shit smelling kitchen.

 

[Doc_Drop]

I'm assuming that was sarcasm/parody.
Seemed a bit over-the-top to be real.

I thought it might be possible. But honestly, some of the "activities" I've read in OT have me questioning some peoples sanity

 

[Stairouais]

My wife asked if I wanted to use the bathroom before her, because she takes such a long time in there and I've complained about it before as there is only one toilet in our house.

Not 5 minutes later my body was feeling the cramps from a really bad incoming shitdown. I had to go could not hold it. Asking the wife to hurry after she's just checked that I didn't need the bathroom would have meant a lot of agro for the afternoon. So, I shit in a Tesco carrier bag in the kitchen, it was liquid and smelt like death. I then threw the bag of shit over the fence at the end of my garden and I had to purposely burn some toast to try to cover up the shit smelling kitchen.

 

[Kitschkraft]

When I lived alone, I would often brush my teeth in the shower.

Can't think of anything else like that.