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[Jacob]

Glad to hear he's okay. I only hope that whatever he's been up to for the past five months will live up to our imaginations.

 

[Devolution]

Watch it be something as simple as forgetting something on the plane.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Yakuza just ain't what it used to be.

 

[Trouble]

TL;DR: Gaffer gets a life, stops posting. Detective GAF hunts him down and demands an explanation.

 

[Izick]

TL;DR: Gaffer gets a life, stops posting. Detective GAF hunts him down and demands an explanation.

To be fair, you missed the part where his last post (in a foreign land) was "I fucked up."

Watch it be something as simple as forgetting something on the plane.

"I ordered the soup."

 

[C.Dark.DN]

TL;DR: Gaffer gets a life, stops posting. Detective GAF hunts him down and demands an explanation.

lol :|

 

[BadAss2961]

What if he fucks up at the gym and goes missing again?

lol, already too late.

 

[coldvein]

inb4 he makes a post at the gym

saying he fucked up again only this time its

oh shit I fucked uoe this ateime as as bare s sfsfgsd e

and we don't hear from him for another 6 months or not at all...

hahaha

 

[daw840]

Someone get a feed on the gym camera!

 

[Professor Beef]

He lives.

SON OF A BITCH. Also cross-posting:

The King...has returned.

 

[whitehawk]

Damn I actually made a missing GAffer poster an everything. I was just waiting for duckroll to okay or a squash it

You're just like George Costanza when he bought $1900 worth of that sick guys art, and then was disappointed when he didn't die.

 

[Seda]

TL;DR: Gaffer gets a life, stops posting. Detective GAF hunts him down and demands an explanation.

It wouldn't have been an issue at all if it weren't for that last mysterious post.

 

[Izick]

Holy shit I gotta wake up in 4 hours. I think that's enough mystery and intrigue for one night.

 

[jaxword]

Yakuza just ain't what it used to be.

Yeah, here we all thought he'd been violently murdered in an alley, and it turns out they took him to the gym and he's just been on a treadmill the whole time.

 

[hateradio]

It wouldn't have been an issue at all if it weren't for that last mysterious post.

Maybe you guys added the mystery where there was no mystery.

 

[UFRA]

He's going to the gym. It must be a woman.

 

[FelixOrion]

SON OF A BITCH. Also cross-posting:

The King...has returned.

cheerthismancheer

 

[Hoplatee]

Now that this is solved... I wonder what good did detective GAF ever do? Someone mentioned that it did help a few times in the past so I wonder what it was? I obviously don't need names or crazy details or something but now I am curious!