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[akira28]

that feeling when you log on to the internet and read a webpage discussing your mom having sex with anonymous boys your age... how it feels to be rocco ritchie.

 

[Brakke]

Did Film Crit Hulk start his career by ghostwriting for Madonna or what?

 

[GuyKazama]

The first sentence "Sex with the young can be fun if you're in the mood" implies she wasn't "young"

It's all very (purposefully) vague

At the time she lived in a one bedroom apartment. This would be long before the book came out.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Teenager =/= minor

Crabs, so '90s.

sounds like he was at least an older teenager?

crabs lol

Ephebophilia, perhaps.

I don't get the sense she was talking about a 12 year old.

"Teenager" could mean 18 or 19 and you could still be in high school then, so...

What a weird writing style.

What 18/19 year olds don't have public hair? And before you said he shaved it, why would an inexperienced possible virgin shave his pubes?

 

[Volimar]

What 18/19 year olds don't have public hair?

Certain puerto rican ones, apparently.

 

[bjork]

What 18/19 year olds don't have public hair?

I was into keeping myself clean as a whistle from about 16 on. But I didn't live by Madonna.

 

[GaimeGuy]

The only thing that even suggests pedophilia in the posted passage is that there was little pubic hair. Parents kicking him out, kissing her goodbye? Sounds like 16-18 range.

Everywhere madonna has lived has an age of consent of 16.

Regardless, the book was released in the early 90s, at the height or her sexually provocative marketing blitz. I wouldn't read much into it.

 

[echoshifting]

What 18/19 year olds don't have public hair?

She says he had hardly any, not none. A fictional character she made up could have little pubic hair and still be legal.

 

[Like the hat?]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

I must be the most Puerto Rican motherfucker

 

[IdreamofHIME]

virgin with no pubes gave her crabs?

Huh?

 

[Thewonandonly]

I must be the most Puerto Rican motherfucker

But but your a gaffer

 

[Fandangox]

Where is this from

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

"Teenager" could mean 18 or 19 and you could still be in high school then, so...

What a weird writing style.

The pubic hair part makes it seem rather young, or was the trend shaved back then.

 

[Nokagi]

Whole story was probably made up anyway.

 

[mugurumakensei]

He's a gaffer, 7 inches at least

And that's flaccid.

 

[Volimar]

But but your a gaffer

He's the reason the average is down to 7 inches.

 

[crimsonheadGCN]

Without knowing which Mike you're referring to, probably.

Where is this from

I am wondering the same thing. Those dogs are really cute.

 

[G-Fex]

Whole story was probably made up anyway.

Then she needs better material.

 

[Volimar]

I am wondering the same thing. Those dogs are really cute.

It's just a reaction gif I saw and liked. No idea of its source. Sorry folks.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Just like my japanese animes

 

[Fat4all]

Just like my japanese animes

"Who do I sex, my childhood friend or my sister?"

 

[oti]

Slay queen of youth 💅

Madonna once again, teaching the lessers!

Spoiler

seriously though, that does seem very weird? How old was she when she did this? The boy wanted it so it's not that wrong?

Do you post like this because you think it's fun or because people expect this from you at this point?

 

[ThisGuy]

She sounds like a creep preying on the young and inexperienced, taking advantage. I couldn't imagine doing that to some teenage girl.

What was Madonna's age when this came out?

 

[GAMEPROFF]

She sounds like a creep preying on the young and inexperienced, taking advantage. I couldn't imagine doing that to some teenage girl.

What was Madonna's age when this came out?

33 or something in this area.

Also a lot of virgines shave their pubes and you can be a virgin with 18/19.

Still, sounds very creepy

 

[Unicorn]

No pubes and crabs. Get yo eyes checked Madonna.

 

[ThisGuy]

33 or something in this area.

Also a lot of virgines shave their pubes and you can be a virgin with 18/19.

Still, sounds very creepy

Damn, I was hoping early twenties. But early thirties? Yeah she had a moment of creep.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Damn, I was hoping early twenties. But early thirties? Yeah she had a moment of creep.

Why is it creepy when he was 18 or 19? Its ok.

 

[DedValve]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

eh-hem. Thats not entirely true in my personal experience as a puerto rican /humblebrag

Also its common for puerto rican men to shave their body hair. Especially pubes.

 

[Brakke]

I guess some of you guys don't realize that crabs can live in your eyelashes.

🦀
👀

 

[Einchy]

Something tells me it was Madonna who gave that guy crabs and not the other way around.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Something tells me it was Madonna who gave that guy pubes and not the other way around.

Huh

 

[Matt]

Something tells me it was Madonna who gave that guy pubes and not the other way around.

Madonna giveith, and Madonna takeith away.

 

[freenudemacusers]

eh-hem. Thats not entirely true in my personal experience as a puerto rican /humblebrag

Also its common for puerto rican men to shave their body hair. Especially pubes.

good to hear you have a slightly below average penis in place of a truly minuscule one.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

Something tells me it was Madonna who gave that guy pubes and not the other way around.

Exactly!

 

[Zee-Row]

The mention of crabs at the end made me laugh really loud lol

 

[ThisGuy]

Why is it creepy when he was 18 or 19? Its ok.

You're just saying he was 18-19. You don't know that.

And aside from that. If a 30 something year old man were to describe doing that to an 18-19 year old girl you wouldn't be suspect? I would.

I guess some of you guys don't realize that crabs can live in your eyelashes.

🦀
👀

Hot damn.

 

[lenovox1]

virgin with no pubes gave her crabs?

Huh?

It's fiction. And bad fiction at that, but better than 50 Shades.

 

[Einchy]

Huh

crabs*

But pubes works, too.

 

[perfectchaos007]

I wish I could have sex when I "can't fall asleep"

 

[A Pretty Panda]

She must have really wrote her own book. She sucks at writing. She needed an editor. She really write the whole book like this?

 

[RockTurtle]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

found the cuban

 

[Nickle]

Pedophilia is for pre-pubescent kids, this would be closer to statutory rape.

 

[Sapiens]

She must have really wrote her own book. She sucks at writing. She needed an editor. She really write the whole book like this?

Yes she really write it like this.

 

[Mechanized]

She was feeding off the young to survive even back in the day.

 

[fanboi]

That's a page out of 50 shades of grey right?

 

[Cipherr]

Scust....

 

[GAMEPROFF]

You're just saying he was 18-19. You don't know that.

And aside from that. If a 30 something year old man were to describe doing that to an 18-19 year old girl you wouldn't be suspect? I would.

And you dont know if the guy was underaged. Accuse someone of rape is fucking serious and nobody from the format of Madonna admits on rape in a stupid sex book. Most likely her lawyer had given her the hint that this would be pretty stupid.

Also this kind of sexbooks are always written in that stupid, awfull style.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Not her coming out of it like rotten seafood 😷.

This is disgusting. It makes me now wonder how deep she ventured in her experiences.

 

[akira28]

whats the age of consent in PR?

oh.

 

[CloudWolf]

"I had one bed, I couldn't sleep so we had sex"

Great reasoning there, Madonna.