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[Comfort Jones]

Madonna seems like a real fuckin goofy person.

 

[Dennis]

I am not sure what is fact and fiction here. Hopefully Madonna didn't abuse some underage kid.

I will admit to laughing at her getting crabs though.

 

[IISANDERII]

No, the way she describes him you can tell he's past the mental age of consent.

 

[lenovox1]

whats the age of consent in PR?

oh.

It's fourteen.

Dumb blonde moment: It's probably why she chose Puerto Rico for this particular tall tale.

 

[btrboyev]

It's more messed up to me she admitted to getting crabs

 

[lenovox1]

I am not sure what is fact and fiction here. Hopefully Madonna didn't abuse some underage kid.

I will admit to laughing at her getting crabs though.

She didn't get crabs from a kid with no pubes. That's reason #150 for why this story is obviously fabricated.

 

[Jinkies]

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

 

[Jean Grey Will Rise]

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

It's the responsibility of the person your senior to not have sex with you because you're at a very fragile and irrational state during that age, but what do I know.

 

[daveo42]

 

[Vicetrailia]

She probably either made it up or didn't write it.

 

[SecretMoblin]

wow... intense


on topic though im glad Arianna's new album exists lol!

 

[Impotaku]

Eww Madge's crabby patties, think that's enough internet for this evening.

 

[ThisGuy]

And you dont know if the guy was underaged. Accuse someone of rape is fucking serious and nobody from the format of Madonna admits on rape in a stupid sex book. Most likely her lawyer had given her the hint that this would be pretty stupid.

Also this kind of sexbooks are always written in that stupid, awfull style.

So what you're saying is that you would be suspect tho?

 

[botty]

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

Question... Do you identity as male or female?

 

[Touchdown]

I wouldn't put it past her.

 

[Rad-]

Like a virgin, caught crabs for the very first time.

Like a virgin
Caught crabs for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Committed a crime

 

[hydrophilic attack]

We don't know his age, so we don't know.

What we do know (provided the story is true) is that she had sex with someone who was in a position of dependancy, as he had nowhere else to stay. That's very fucked up, more so than the age difference in my opinion.

 

[dream]

Sex is a work of fiction, friends.

 

[Lashley]

Lies.

 

[Dr. Buni]

The boy wanted it so it's not that wrong?

I am not one to ask for bans, but this here should be bannable. "The boy wanted" doesn't make it right. Also, just because you can't control your libido, it doesn't mean every boy or girl is the same way as you.

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

No, I didn't.

 

[DeadTrees]

Just think, in twenty-five years kids will post excerpts from Fifty Shades of Grey with comments like "why didn't E. L. James notify the authorities about these crimes?"

 

[RockTurtle]

virgin

hairless

crabs

something aint right here...

 

[DonMigs85]

This is hebephilia, pedophilia is for prepubescent children. Anyway I don't think she coerced him into it but it's still kinda wrong.

 

[Dr.Social]

So, in her perfect fantasy world without STIs she still got crabs?

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

Please be a joke post

 

[Dennis]

it's possible the person was fully grown, puerto rican men are known to have tiny penises.

This is humorous to me because I am not Puerto Rican.

 

[J2 Cool]

If this was Michael Jackson..or just a male celebrity in general, I feel like people would be much less dismissive of it. The barely any pubic hair line seems pretty damning to me, it was likely under 18.

Weird thing to sell how "cool" it was too

 

[freenudemacusers]

This is humorous to me because I am not Puerto Rican.

a fact which makes your astonishingly tiny penis all the more bewildering.

 

[Dennis]

a fact which makes your astonishingly tiny penis all the more bewildering.

You promised not to tell.

 

[Appleman]

It's fourteen.

Dumb blonde moment: It's probably why she chose Puerto Rico for this particular tall tale.

Case closed, then? Seems like everyone in this thread thinks the age of consent is 18 everywhere....

 

[Riposte]

virgin

hairless

crabs

something aint right here...

He doesn't go to school, but she gives him reading assignments - the Tropic of Cancer. That's the worst part.

 

[zoozilla]

People are complaining that her writing sucks, but if she's convinced you all that this actually happened....

Maybe she's actually a brilliant writer.

 

[DOWN]

How old was she and how old was he and what were the consent rules where she was?

 

[Langdon Alger]

Ghost written and probably full of fake stories.

 

[makingmusic476]

I wouldn't put it past her.

Pop-gaf is weird.

 

[Touchdown]

Pop-gaf is weird.

... the popgaf bullying continues... a shame.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

That ending 🦀🦀🦀🦀

 

[Brakke]

Just think, in twenty-five years kids will post excerpts from Fifty Shades of Grey with comments like "why didn't E. L. James notify the authorities about these crimes?"

E L James should've gone to prison over that book tho.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

I had a similar experience when I was 16. I feel the same way as you do personally, but understand why it's controversial and taboo in most other occurrences.

 

[Az987]

How did a virgin with no pubic hair give her crabs?

 

[Extollere]

Didn't seem like pedo, but dang that sounded pretty hawt until the crabs part D:

 

[Bladenic]

RIP icon Joey Stefano.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Did most people here not have sex or want to have sex at 14/15/16, even with older people?

I wanted to have sex with someone older from the moment desire had flourished within me, and did so several times between the ages of 13 and 17. I don't think of those people as pedophiles. In fact, I look back with gratitude for teaching me more than people my own age were able, both physically and emotionally.

Your personal experience is valid, but the problem is when predators take advantage of that confusing, forbidden, flourishing desire and all the conflicting emotions it brews.

For every kid who somehow weathers that supremely unbalanced sexual act, there are ten who end up emotionally victimized and unable to maintain healthy relationships later on.

 

[ModBot]

This thread is getting rather dumb.