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[johnny_park]

What color is your poop?

 

[Chance Hale]

What color is your poop?

Dark red.

 

[Kaswa101]

wat

And we're done here.

 

[Labombadog]

When I was a kid, yes. Now? Oh hellll naaaw

 

[Broder Salsa]

What is wrong with you

 

[I'm an expert]

why is op not banned yet

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

op you are a freak of nature wtf

 

[GavinGT]

A lad in work does this it's fucking gross he also eats apples whole too, core seeds and all.

If you do it the right way, it's perfectly fine.

 

[slit]

why is op not banned yet

????????

Why should he be banned?

 

[Chance Hale]

???

Why should he be banned?

I imagine he is kidding. Ie, that's so horrible that he should be banned.

 

[Cheebo]

There's a massive difference between eating a small amount of paper that has sweet bread on it and a fork which will slice up your insides as it goes down.

Ok then. It is the exact same as eating a small napkin because it has your food bits on it. It is no different than that.

 

[slit]

I imagine he is kidding. Ie, that's so horrible that he should be banned.

Oh, I can't tell around here anymore.

 

[Sephiroth503]

I will never cease to be amazed by what I read on GAF.

 

[Deleted member 20920]

It's probably ok if you do it once in a while and not all the time, everyday.

Once I ate the paper that sticks to a pork bun (meant for keeping it from sticking to the plate or tray during steaming) when I was a kid. Think I was 4 or 5.

 

[Chance Hale]

Ok then. It is the exact same as eating a small napkin because it has your food bits on it. It is no different than that.

A napkin is much thicker, muffin liner is incredibly thin and all of it is covered in bread.

 

[Seep]

If you do it the right way, it's perfectly fine.

He eats around the core then finishes it off. Total opposite to that dude.

 

[I'm an expert]

I imagine he is kidding. Ie, that's so horrible that he should be banned.

I appreciate you spelling it out to our younger crowd.

 

[SpaceShark]

Quite heart-warming to know that 95% of people don't eat inedible materials because cake has been rubbed against it.

For real. I mean really, how much cupcake are you missing out on by throwing away the liner? It's NOT WORTH IT.

Stop this madness, OP.

 

[Snkfanatic]

Wow first I have heard of someone doing that.

 

[slit]

I appreciate you spelling it out to our younger crowd.

Thank you for calling me young. I've actually started to feel like I'm getting old lately.

 

[Chance Hale]

For real. I mean really, how much cupcake are you missing out on by throwing away the liner? It's NOT WORTH IT.

Stop this madness, OP.

 

[strafer]

I eat everything.

 

[jett]

You're an animal, OP.

 

[afoni]

I'll chew on the paper a little bit if nobody is looking, but I won't swallow it.

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

Last week during Thanksgiving I was at a family event where someone had made cupcakes. I grabbed one and as usual pulled the liner out and ate it before touching the cupcake, to the apparent horror of the person standing next to me. I've always done so, as I enjoy the mixture of the thin paper and sweet bread. The person next to me as mentioned however found this pretty gross. Had never really thought of it prior to this point so where do you lie on the matter?

I've never heard of anyone doing this before, but they must have made actual edible cupcakes wrappers right? If not, sounds like it'd be a million dollar idea.

 

[agrajag]

I've scraped the cupcake residue with my teeth off the liner before, but eating the paper? Seek help OP.

 

[DopeToast]

Don't eat fucking paper.

 

[braves01]

Don't eat the paper bro.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

What the hell.. What's more bizzare are the few posters in here that also do it! Also the people that chew the paper like gum??

Fuck guys.. The cupcake/muffin is gone let it go. You don't need the paper scraps.

 

[TheBear]

I ate a tulip once

 

[I'm an expert]

I wish people were just as united in their outrage to other controversial stuff here on gaf.. though I'm glad to see something the majority finally agrees on.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[acheron_xl]

This reminds me of all the people when I was in high school that would chew Cinn*a*Burst gum without taking the wrapper off the stick. I thought that was fucking weird too.

 

[Cheebo]

A napkin is much thicker, muffin liner is incredibly thin and all of it is covered in bread.

It's still paper. Covering something inedible in food doesn't make it food.

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

I knew someone who would eat entire sugar packets, treating the paper like it's a candy coating.

 

[ImpassionateGods]

Just eat the cake bits off the wrapper. That's the way to do it.

 

[Rad-]

People understand that the cake sticks to the paper right? It's not like taking a piece of notebook paper and eating it. It's good!

Umm just eat the cake off the paper. God dammit OP.

 

[Ponn]

Never understood the concept of "well im still healthy so will keep doing it" Yea, wait until the damage builds up into something irreversible.

 

[NekoFever]

One of the rare instances on GAF where the answer to 'Am I the only one?' is yes.

 

[jond76]

Dark red.

Do you have to unwrap it to see?

 

[Smellycat]

That is pretty disgusting OP.

 

[HassanJamal]

He eats around the core then finishes it off. Total opposite to that dude.

Did you watch the video, he eats the whole thing. You start from top to bottom. I also do it this way cause im too lazy to throw a wasteful piece of apple.

Also, OP, I sometimes do this too but only if the paper liner is for sure clean. However, not eating the cupcake first is an odd move, even stranger is the fact that you eat the liner. You spit it out man, dont eat it, its paper.

 

[MThanded]

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I eat the newspaper when I'm done with it too.

 

[Futureman]

will you stop after this topic now?

it's beyond weird to eat paper.

 

[Starphoenix]

I feel like I'm watching an episode of My Strange Addictions on TLC. All we are missing now is the licensed doctor telling the person they're slowly killing themselves.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Spoiler

Great thread

 

[Winterfang]

The fuck? I sometimes chew it a bit and then spit it out, but I don't swallow it.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Suppose it was more that no one told me it wasn't. Tastes good!

Are you 5? I work with kindergarten/first graders and they seem to have more common sense than you.

This is why I prefer working with kids than dealing with adults.

 

[Chance Hale]

Are you 5? I work with kindergarten/first graders and they seem to have more common sense than you.

This is why I prefer working with kids than dealing with adults.

Is that before or after they put glue on their cookies? And if I was 5 you'd have no trouble dealing with me apparently <3