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Do you get nude to use the toilet?
- Thread starter Alphahawk
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I used to know a dude named Nirun who always took a shit naked. So whenever I've had a particularly long day and am ending it with a poop before a shower, I always say, "I'm a go take a Nirun shit before I hose off."
It's the best. I wouldn't do it in public, but at home, hell yes.
It's the best. I wouldn't do it in public, but at home, hell yes.
thecouncil
Banned
do "most people" really even do that? you're saying you take bottom of your shirt, flip it through the neckhole and pull it through? i dont take my shirt off but that makes less sense to me than taking your shirt off.
Tubgirl.
Complex Shadow
Cudi Lame
What the fuckk
Ricko Suave
Member
I take of my shirt cause it feels icky that something is touching me while I'm taking a shit. It feels like my shirt is watching my through my skin.
I dont take my pants completely off though.
I also cannot take shits in public restrooms, unless I really really really really really have to.
I dont take my pants completely off though.
I also cannot take shits in public restrooms, unless I really really really really really have to.
bryanee
Member
I just bring a magazine and take my sweet time shitting away. After I'm done, I proudly strut out of the restroom
bryanee
Member
Its been quoted many times but..........
And no, I do not get naked to take a shit.
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
Nude? No. Right now I'm on the toilet with lights off browsing GAF in the pitch dark.
feels good man.
feels good man.
No. Just no.
Use the dark theme for maximum enjoyment.
Delicious Waffles
Member
No....?
Didn't know people do this. Wish I still didn't know.
Didn't know people do this. Wish I still didn't know.
backflip10019
Member
How forcefully are you guys shitting where splashback getting on your shirt (?) is even a consideration?
ElRenoRaven
Member
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Seriously that's disgusting.
Came to post this. It's funny, all of these types of threads remind me of things from Seinfeld episodes, or other 90s shows. Life imitating art imitating life.
Post-shower shits are the worst. It's like all that work to clean yourself down the drain.
Ricko Suave
Member
It feels weird sitting on a toilet that a stranger has sat on. Its like wearing someone else's underwear.
I also cant read magazines while on the toilet. I dont like looking at pictures of peoples faces. I feel like they're watching me. Sometimes I imagine them imagining me taking a shit because I'm looking at their picture. Its like ESP.
If I did that I would probably vomit. Then my tub would be filled with puke and shit. Then I would vomit even more. Then I would Jump outta the shower to get away from the stench, thus leaving the steaming stew of shit and vomit to percolate throughout the walls of my apartment.
No thanks, I'm good.
Same here. The best feeling.
I would also like someoneto explain the shirt splashback thing.
Batigol? Is that you?
When doing the regular stuff it can be kinda' cold, so if it isn't a nightly visit I'm gonna be clothed.
I only get completely undressed if I'm gonna puke. (Locked door, nobody will hopefully ever see me crouched over the toilet naked hurling my guts out)
There's no telling where that stuff will go.
Makes it sound like I throw up often when I have strategies like that.
I only get completely undressed if I'm gonna puke. (Locked door, nobody will hopefully ever see me crouched over the toilet naked hurling my guts out)
There's no telling where that stuff will go.
Makes it sound like I throw up often when I have strategies like that.
Ethereal Ardor
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Yup, don't want that shit scent permeating from my clothes. That stays in the bathroom.
No, it's not, but I do agree with the guy! It's a great experience. Makes you feel like a man
I have perfected my art form. What helps is I have a detachable plug hole, so ain't no peanut shit getting stuck in that. Shit goes right through it. Anything would.
Shower head comes off too so I also have my own personalised bidet to rinse me out after so to speak.
Now I don't do this all the time, because the gf doesn't exactly know about it and I don't think she'd take it too well being a clean freak, but when I'm alone and have a done of free time I'll save up a deuce to drop
Better to shit in the shower and be clean, then to soil yourself with a dirty shit after you've just showered
SkeptiMism
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Yeah actually, I like to get nude when I go sit on the toilet. Not because I'm splashing (I don't understand how you manage it, that never happens to me) or anything other particular reason, but I just like being without clothes in toilet. I don't do it nearly every time though, especially quite rarely during winters when it can be relatively cold in here and I have more clothes on, but during summers I do it more often as I don't have that much clothes on when I'm home.
Then I take either a magazine or Wii U's Gamepad with me to the toilet, and sit in there taking my time. Oh that feeling.
Then I take either a magazine or Wii U's Gamepad with me to the toilet, and sit in there taking my time. Oh that feeling.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
Yes Batigol. What I came for. Watch that world burn.
bobbychalkers
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I used to back when I lived in Arizona when I was younger. Only at my place of course.
plagiarize
Banned
So that's how all you people who come over my house burn through crazy amounts of toilet paper.
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