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[Strike]

Only at home. No fucks given.

 

[FunkyLounge]

I shouldn't have come here.

 

[kurisu1974]

So when you take a shit in a public bathroom or at work, do you fold and hang up your clothes on the divider?

 

[Steiner84]

oh my..
one of those threads again..

TIL people undress to take a shit...

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

I get completely naked to use a public urinal.

this wins!

 

[Freaky Fred]

list of waffle stompers

here's a few more

You can shit on the shower and avoid wasting TP

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79141753&postcount=24

White Castles & alcohol.
One time I couldn't even get my pants down in time, just jumped in the tub fully clothed and let it blast away. Showered, mashed the large chunks between my toes to get it down the drain and threw clothes in a plastic bag and in garbage.

Good times.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44375302&postcount=45

I also take diarrhea poops in the shower. It's liquid so it just washes away. Doesn't smell too flowery, though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55889004&postcount=94

 

[Kater]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

Ewww
EWWW

That's gross.

 

[KAP151]

No-one has posted a Costanza pic.

You're slipping GAF.

 

[Eteric Rice]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

WAT.

 

[Anteater]

yes, feels good man

I pull my pants all the way down to take a pee too

 

[AdventureMike]

Only when wearing my onesie foot jammies

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

 

[TheHollowNight]

So....I thought this thread was unusual to start with, then it rapidly escalated to shitting in the shower? WTF?!

That's absolutely disgusting. I've heard of people taking a piss in the shower, but shit? People are very weird indeed.

 

[Persona7]

people poop in public restrooms?

 

[Phaethon0017]

Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

From the archives.




>>> http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=549288



>>> http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=619521

I think it's a sect.

 

[Dennis]

No because I am not a lunatic.

 

[Raknar]

Nope. You must be launching some serious missiles if splash back up to your shirt is a concern.

 

[FOOTE]

 

[Escape Goat]

Are you 5 years old? Good lord. GAF can't shit without getting it on their clothes?

 

[Ensirius]

How do you even get Shit on your shirt.

Explain that scenario step by step

 

[Winterfang]

Only when I sense I'm about to unleashed hell from my anus.

Edit: In public? What the hell, obviously not.

 

[pillowtalk]

I take a #2 right before I shower in the morning, so yeah I guess? Any other time I need to use the toilet I keep clothes on.

edit: wtf at shower post.

 

[Kyaw]

Pants completely off most times and pull up my top a bit.

Habits carry on from being brought up in a third world country.

 

[DerZuhälter]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[ElyrionX]

Not at work.

But at home, all the damn time.

 

[striferser]

No OP, i did not get nude. MY father did though,

==========================
poop in the shower
=============================
W.T.F.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[DeSo]

I got a mental image of the way Butters pisses in South Park lol

 

[Diamond]

Are you 5 years old? Good lord. GAF can't shit without getting it on their clothes?

From the archives.

Sometimes i shit n the shower and mash the turds with my feet so they go down the drain.

>>> http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=549288

So the shit-in-the-shower sect does not recognize the take-a-shit-naked cult. Good to know.

 

[shira]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[Freaky Fred]

So the shit-in-the-shower sect does not recognize the take-a-shit-naked cult. Good to know.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

LOL

This is amazing..thanks, all!

 

[Nibel]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[Escape Goat]

So the shit-in-the-shower sect does not recognize the take-a-shit-naked cult. Good to know.

 

[nailbombxx]

I only take my bottom clothing off. I get ontop of the toilet and squat on it like a gargoyle. It makes taking dumps much easier.

 

[Ravensmash]

What? No!


Good tip: take a bit of toilet tissue and place it in the bowl prior to using. Splashback? What splashback?

 

[GorillaJu]

Eerrr no of course not. Like most people, I roll up the front of my shirt into my collar and pull it tight.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I read the title and thought: what the fuck is wrong with some people?

 

[hateradio]

So you don't deny it.

 

[Escape Goat]

So you don't deny it.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that this may incriminate me.

 

[Icomp]

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

The responses to this is killing me. The guys at work must think I'm crazy.

 

[bobbyrawlins]

I've been shitting for 31 years now. Not once have I ever had anything splash up onto my shirt.

How the fuck is that a problem??

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Only if I am about to take a shower.

 

[canoli2006]

This.

 

[shuri]

You guys take shower right after a #2?! Why would you want to shower with all the fumes and everything still floating around?!

 

[SJRB]

This place is weird sometimes.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This place is weird sometimes.

Yes.."sometimes."

 

[Alphahawk]

So when you take a shit in a public bathroom or at work, do you fold and hang up your clothes on the divider?

I try not to use public restrooms for #2s. Not for that reason, but just because public restrooms are gross.

 

[neorej]

I try not to use public restrooms for #2s. Not for that reason, but just because public restrooms are gross.

Grosser than your #2 could ever be?

 

[CryptiK]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

That has to be tag fishing.

 

[rooflapimp]

When I was in college I used to lived with a roommate. To make a long story very short, we didn't like each other.

Our bathroom was one of those where the shower and bathtub is separated, but in the same "room". So a small area for the shower and then the bathtub right next to it. He used to take baths quite frequently, which I didn't. So I used to shit in the bathtub and then wash it down. Fuck you guy.