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Do your kegels

Rentahamster

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Jun 26, 2007
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I was playing slots and running out of money, so in an effort to slow down my pace and extend my time window for free casino drinks, I decided to do 5 kegel holds in between every max bet.

I just won $500.

Do your kegels.

This actually happened yesterday, but describing the story in present tense sounds better
 

Shifty

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Sep 25, 2015
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Try not to go broke while clenching your pelvic floor, OP.

Gambling is arguably as destructive as alcoholism.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Imagine if you children saw you and followed in your footsteps.

Get it together
bruh.wav

I feel that you may have misread the tone of this thread.
 
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kbear

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Nov 15, 2007
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Imagine a world where every chick did daily kegels — this 3” pencil-thick anaconda I got going would finally feel at home, no more shame.
 
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